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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-15-2009, 01:28 AM
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You didn't answer my question. *Snicker*
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05-15-2009, 03:43 AM
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So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
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LMAO!
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.
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According to your chart, though, Rachael asked a valid question.
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You didn't answer my question. *Snicker*
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The way you asked your question made him realise how ridiculous their silly little chart is, he's too embarrassed to answer.
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05-15-2009, 03:51 AM
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So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?
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I'd have a daughter who was stoned to death for playing the harlot even if she WAS still a virgin, that's what I'd have.
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05-15-2009, 05:21 AM
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LMAO!
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I know, right?
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According to your chart, though, Rachael asked a valid question.
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I sure did. I mean I know girls in Brazil apparently technically call themselves virgins even though they've done anal more times than they can count. That, to me, is just stupid. Sex is sex, regardless of orifice.
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The way you asked your question made him realise how ridiculous their silly little chart is, he's too embarrassed to answer.
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So I noticed.
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I'd have a daughter who was stoned to death for playing the harlot even if she WAS still a virgin, that's what I'd have.
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So you're now saying a virgin can be a harlot? Explain that reasoning, please? Please, do try explaining it. I await your response with a bucket of popcorn. *snicker*
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05-15-2009, 05:28 AM
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I sure did. I mean I know girls in Brazil apparently technically call themselves virgins even though they've done anal more times than they can count. That, to me, is just stupid. Sex is sex, regardless of orifice. I agree to an extent: I don't think oral counts as sex, and I don't think handjobs count as sex, either.
So you're now saying a virgin can be a harlot? Explain that reasoning, please? Please, do try explaining it. I await your response with a bucket of popcorn. *snicker*
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Another good point!
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05-15-2009, 05:46 AM
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So you're now saying a virgin can be a harlot? Explain that reasoning, please? Please, do try explaining it. I await your response with a bucket of popcorn. *snicker*
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She can be of loose morals without losing her virginity.
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05-15-2009, 05:52 AM
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I sure did. I mean I know girls in Brazil apparently technically call themselves virgins even though they've done anal more times than they can count. That, to me, is just stupid. Sex is sex, regardless of orifice.
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What lovely company you keep, VanBabyeater. I'm sure Jesus is impressed.
And don't start with the purple fonts. It's irritating enough when the Alllie witch does it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-15-2009, 06:40 AM
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What lovely company you keep, VanBabyeater. I'm sure Jesus is impressed.
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I read it in a magazine, I didn't go there.
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And don't start with the purple fonts. It's irritating enough when the Alllie witch does it.
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I can't help that. When I reply to her it makes my font purple too!
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She can be of loose morals without losing her virginity.
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Can you show me any biblical verse supporting the stoning of a woman who is not what the bible technically considers a virgin yet who is still promiscuous?
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05-15-2009, 08:06 AM
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I read it in a magazine, I didn't go there.
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You remind me of those perverts who claim they read dirty magazines "just for the articles" and not for the smutty perverted photographs of sweaty, nubile young people committing every form of depravity known to Mankind.
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Can you show me any biblical verse supporting the stoning of a woman who is not what the bible technically considers a virgin yet who is still promiscuous?
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Look at the witch demanding scripture!
What would you do if we produced it? Say "Oh, you're right, I accept Jesus as my personal Savior and hereby reject satan and all his works?"
I think not.
I think this verse is more appropriate for the likes of you, Van Hellbound.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-16-2009, 12:12 AM
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Look at the witch demanding scripture!
What would you do if we produced it? Say "Oh, you're right, I accept Jesus as my personal Savior and hereby reject satan and all his works?"
I think not.
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And yet you demand Scripture of us on a regular basis, Witches though we are. I think it's only fair for her to ask it of you, now put up or shut up, buddy.
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-17-2009, 12:13 PM
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You remind me of those perverts who claim they read dirty magazines "just for the articles" and not for the smutty perverted photographs of sweaty, nubile young people committing every form of depravity known to Mankind.
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And how do you know this, Zeke dear? You seem to be awfully familiar with such subject matter, if I may say so...
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As opposed to yourselves?
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What would you do if we produced it? Say "Oh, you're right, I accept Jesus as my personal Savior and hereby reject satan and all his works?"
I think not.
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Well, I wouldn't do that no matter what, but what you're saying actually translates into 'I can find nothing to support my views, therefore I'll sling mud at you instead.
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I think this verse is more appropriate for the likes of you, Van Hellbound.
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In other words, you know I'm right, eh?
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05-18-2009, 07:15 AM
I think the charts purpose is to us how a girls virginity is lost by breaking the hemen. The green lines are obviously not the penis I think it means touch not sure?
But I thought oral was wrong?? if that what it means x and to be touched down there before marrige
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Hey how come it says unsaved trash under my user name! I love jesus.
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05-20-2009, 12:12 AM
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I agree to an extent: I don't think oral counts as sex, and I don't think handjobs count as sex, either.
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So you don't believe it's possible for lesbians to have sex? Why do you hate the lesbians, Alllie?
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05-20-2009, 02:01 AM
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So you don't believe it's possible for lesbians to have sex? Why do you hate the lesbians, Alllie?
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Alie was saying nothing of the sort...
As opposed to yourself, BT, on the subject of hating lesbians.
I think what Alie means is that oral doesn't count so much as the types of sex in which there is penetration of the nether regions.
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05-26-2009, 06:07 PM
im soooooo gunna nail every girl in her [disgusting filth removed] and claim in in the name of Satan my father, she will beg for me to stick it in her [more disgusting filth removed] time and time again. I am sin driven lust, satan owns my life HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-26-2009, 06:37 PM
Oh Lord! Another demonic lesbian troll! Does it never end?!
You must stop your wicked vile perversion before I am tempted to do something I may regret- sexually or otherwise!
You are obviously yet another dyke Lutheran Pagan witch on her period that gets some sort of vile pleasure from tormenting and tempting us good Christians! You have no shame, no sense of decency, and are part of a massive plot to undermine the integrity of us righteous!
And, seeing as you are obviously a demon/crazed half-animal lesbian, there is no point in trying to convince you to repent, for you are of Satan's seed! You will suffer for all eternity after the Second Coming when Jesus (with sword in mouth) will throw all demonic dykes into the Lake Of Fire!
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05-27-2009, 12:06 PM
im not a girl there dumb ass it was a joke name to get in this forum im a full blown satanist u people are the most rediculus people i have ever seen i enjoy the life of a demon. We are a proud race. and btw dude i lost my so called
"virginity" at age nine. the shit i have read on this forum os nothing but a bunch of bullshit. i hear that you call games the work of the devil. try playing the game diablo mother piffleer. WE WILL FIND YOU DRAG YOU TO HELL AND LAUGH AS YOUR SCREAMS OF TORMENT PLEASE OUR EARS!
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05-27-2009, 12:48 PM
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im not a girl there dumb ass it was a joke name to get in this forum im a full blown satanist u people are the most rediculus people i have ever seen i enjoy the life of a demon. We are a proud race. and btw dude i lost my so called
"virginity" at age nine. the shit i have read on this forum os nothing but a bunch of bullshit. i hear that you call games the work of the devil. try playing the game diablo mother piffleer. WE WILL FIND YOU DRAG YOU TO HELL AND LAUGH AS YOUR SCREAMS OF TORMENT PLEASE OUR EARS!
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I hope every True Christian™ will take heed of the hatred and mindless fury being spewed by this demonic little whore. THIS is why we need prayer in school, people!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart -
05-27-2009, 11:59 PM
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I hope every True Christian™ will take heed of the hatred and mindless fury being spewed by this demonic little whore. THIS is why we need prayer in school, people!
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Amen , Pastor. This demon tart is also a good candidate for forced sterilization.
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