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Default Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 03:29 AM

I work very hard to spread the word of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ. When my chosen time comes, I really don't want to work much once I get to heaven, I figure that's where the mexican's can come in? Despite being mexican, they believe in god, why not put them to some use? Maybe there is a lesser heaven that get's used as servants quarters for the mexicans and other darker god believers I don't really want to see once I'm in heaven.

The mexicans could really take a lot off God's plate and free up more of his schedule for smiting non-believers and such.

On the other hand, there is a fairly good chance they would create an unholy mess of the place and then laze around watching mexican soap operas and dealing drugs.

Are servants even necessary in heaven? Instead, couldn't we just boot all the caucasionally deficient downstairs, no questions asked?

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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 11:26 AM

I have always thought nigras and messicans and slopes were in heaven. Bussed in and then shipped back to Hell after their shift is over. Just like in real life.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 12:24 PM

How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.
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How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.
Please provide the chapter and verse where God says everyione is equal.
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How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 12:40 PM

Galatians 3:28 ESV

"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."

One quote says enough.

We are all one in his eyes.
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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 12:45 PM

Let's look at context instead of fluffy bunny quote mining.
Galatians 3:22,27
26For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
Why have you not got faith in Jesus?
Luke 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?




Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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...Maybe there is a lesser heaven that get's used as servants quarters for the mexicans and other darker god believers I don't really want to see once I'm in heaven.
Maybe you should become a Mormon! They are very big on lesser Heavens and besides, your approach, like Mormonism, has nothing to do with Christianity and the teachings of Jesus.

His Heavenly palace welcomes all who would choose Him, regardless of race or nationality. Do not let the nonsense interpretation of scripture by a few cross-bred home-skoolers direct you down the path to Hell like Martin Luther.

If you are interested in the true, unambiguous and divinely inspired teachings of Christ drop by one of our many Catholic Chapels, Churches or Cathedrals and tell them Father Mo sent you in search of the guiding light of Jesus... you'll be glad you did!




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Maybe you should become a Mormon! They are very big on lesser Heavens and besides, your approach, like Mormonism, has nothing to do with Christianity and the teachings of Jesus.

His Heavenly palace welcomes all who would choose Him, regardless of race or nationality. Do not let the nonsense interpretation of scripture by a few cross-bred home-skoolers direct you down the path to Hell like Martin Luther.

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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 12:57 PM

You've gotta be kidding me! Just because you added a bit more to a quote proves nothing. You've done exactly what you accused me - put the emphasis in a different place for a different effect.

God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.
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God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.
How do you manage to sit there making up a false god in your own heart among good people who unswervingly accept His word with a straight face? When did Satan enter your heart?
Matthew 13:36-43
36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.
Could you imagine Jesus saying "Hey satan, mexican's and steve jobs, your equal to me". ROTFL!

You have to read a bit more than your catlick children's bible to have the understanding of a true christian. Inequality is gods way of rewarding the fateful and is all part of the divine order of things.

Temper your anger and have an open mind, you safe here amongst good christians, there is no need to peddle your misinterpretations here, instead ask for guidance, believe me, it will be the only path to your salvation.

Regarding heaven, I believe the order to be as such:
  1. God
  2. JC
  3. The holy sprit
  4. Christians
  5. saved christians.
  6. beasts.

Everyone else can 23 skidoo directly to hell as far as I'm concerned. Please post your questions here, there are many humble servants who are more worldly than yourself willing to give you the knowledge communicated to us through generation from the mouth of the little lorde baby Jesus.

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Maybe you should become a Mormon! They are very big on lesser Heavens and besides, your approach, like Mormonism, has nothing to do with Christianity and the teachings of Jesus.

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Don't listen to him Herbert. You're doing great. When I first woke up this morning I didn't feel so good. Then I remembered you and my spirit soared. Another soldier for Christ I thought.

Tell me Herbert; what do you think about injuns? You know; the ones that write with crayons on wall caves and then charge tourists and good white people twenty-five dollars just to see them? Then of course, they spend the money on cheap booze and sleep in their own urine in filthy laneways? I'd be really interested in your answer.

I dragged one behind my truck for about five miles once and he was screaming like a banshee. Then all of a sudden he went quiet so I unhooked him and got the hell out of there. Should I have said a prayer for his soul or should I have just let him take his righteous place in hell where demons with eight foot barbed tallywhackers will rip his intestines out thru his anus?
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God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.
God only wants good Christian souls, the idea that we are all his children is simply preposterous. Anyone unsaved get's a one way ticket to the place with two hockey sticks in it's name and I'm not talking about a chapeLL, but it does rhyme with it.

Good luck philandering more with Satan and his whisperings, we are unswayed. I am moved to try and save you however, as every good Christian should.

May you find Jesus in your heart one day page44, I will pray for you.

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Don't listen to him Herbert. You're doing great. When I first woke up this morning I didn't feel so good. Then I remembered you and my spirit soared. Another soldier for Christ I thought.

Tell me Herbert; what do you think about injuns? You know; the ones that write with crayons on wall caves and then charge tourists and good white people twenty-five dollars just to see them? Then of course, they spend the money on cheap booze and sleep in their own urine in filthy laneways? I'd be really interested in your answer.

I dragged one behind my truck for about five miles once and he was screaming like a banshee. Then all of a sudden he went quiet so I unhooked him and got the hell out of there. Should I have said a prayer for his soul or should I have just let him take his righteous place in hell where demons with eight foot barbed tallywhackers will rip his intestines out thru his anus?
I'm overwhelmed with joy that I could caress you out of your slumber with the unfaltering words of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Reading your post I can only assume an injun put you through trial last night. Thank the lord you had the strength to educated these african heathens.

As for my feelings and christian peer guidance (CPG as we say in our church), obviously pre-hell dwellers© are not on top of my priority list so I avoid them like the plague. I do however wish they wouldn't push their dreamcatchers and curry on us every time I enter a mall. My church action group heads makes a day out of heading down to the malls and saving the pagans from the burdens of false gods and blasphemous beliefs. I've spaked words which made an indian drop their tobacco and remove their turban right before my eyes. It was a divine moment seeing the passion well up in his eyes as I touched him with the power of unconditional love. Many a sinner have fallen to the "Mall Grace" movement. I would suggest you talk to your pastor about starting one of these groups, it could help you sleep easier.

I'm praying to god to give you extra divinity muscle to take on the degenerates of the world. Keep soldiering for god my brother in Jesus.

Loving Unconditionally, like our lord, like our saviour and like the holy spirit!
Herbert.

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Get this, some of them believe in reincarnation. Yeah, they think they are our LAS Jesus Christ and can just resurrect themselves after a few days off as our LAS Jesus Christ did. Christianity was here before teepee's and will be here long afterwards!
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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 06:17 PM

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How dare you call yourselves Christians when you put another human being below you? The Lord believes us ALL to be equal, regardless of skin colour or race.
No, only those who love and devote themselves fully to Jesus does he care for. Everyone else will be condemed... regardless of skin colour or race.


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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 06:29 PM

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No, only those who love and devote themselves fully to Jesus does he care for. Everyone else will be condemed... regardless of skin colour or race.
If there is a stairway to heaven, I hope there is a giant elevator to hell! Non-caucasians love elevators, I over heard some calling it a "ghetto disneyland". You would never find Jesus in an elevator, you would only hear the slapping of his sandels on the stairs.

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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 06:36 PM

All this racism is something that we in Britain have thankfully left behind us. The very idea of regarding an entire race as servants is totally antiquated and Jesus died to give us a new start and to love everyone and treat people as we would want to be treated.

Why not follow our example and behave in a more loving way instead of continuing to try to live like savages?

God loves you all and while I try to respect local beliefs at all times I must admit this thread makes me feel sad.




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Default Re: Mexicans? Do we really need servants in heaven? - 03-25-2012, 08:02 PM

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All this racism is something that we in Britain have thankfully left behind us. The very idea of regarding an entire race as servants is totally antiquated and Jesus died to give us a new start and to love everyone and treat people as we would want to be treated.
Just because you say it, doesn't make it true. Last time I checked the blessed KJV doesn't contain any of the tripe of which you speak.

While you liberals move at light speed to legalize drugs and sodomy and call Christian values "antiquated" I must admit, the holy spirit in me feels offense. We have traditions and no heathen, they are not yet antiquated. In fact, these morals have served us well for the 4000 years the earth has existed, I say "here here" to another 4000 years of the same.

We don't bash you because your a succubus and potential lesbo do we? Don't attempt to test our tried and true FACTS and TRADITION. Stop trying to destroy the family unit with your sin.

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God loves you all and while I try to respect local beliefs at all times I must admit this thread makes me feel sad.
I know god loves me, it's your soul he potentially hates. As for the sad feelings, that's perfectly normal for a woman, just cry it out as my wife does. Or talk to a male doctor sensitive to woman's needs, he will probably put you on anti-depressants so you can serve man in a more positive open way.

Repent and I will wish you well.

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You've gotta be kidding me! Just because you added a bit more to a quote proves nothing. You've done exactly what you accused me - put the emphasis in a different place for a different effect.

God created all of us. He loves us ALL equally. We are all his children. This is undeniable.
God created scorpions and cancer and farts too. Are you saying He loves them?

What a maroon. Have you ever actually read the Bible?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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