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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:37 AM
For those who didn't know here is another censorship I have received:
***MORE CHILD PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR***
Trust me there was NO child pornography in my statement. The truth hurts though.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:42 AM
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For those who didn't know here is another censorship I have received:
***MORE CHILD PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR***
Trust me there was NO child pornography in my statement. The truth hurts though.
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While child porn may be legal in Finland, you should keep in mind that this is an American forum and we dont tolerate that kind of filth here!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:42 AM
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Friend, we are not catlicks. We are Baptists. The only place women serve in the Church are snacks after services.
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So the only place a woman serve is in the kitchen? Sound like Stalin Russia to me. Trust me I have family who ran away from it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:50 AM
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While child porn may be legal in Finland, you should keep in mind that this is an American forum and we dont tolerate that kind of filth here!
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As I said. I'm born, raised and baptist in Sweden. Not Norway nor Finland. Child porn is not related to borders and I doubt USA is free from any of that no matters how religious you are. Just look at Italy for example. Please don't touch the children's choir or you will go to hell but you will get sympathy from the devil.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 01:09 AM
If it wasn't for your censorship I would love to continue our conversation. But as things have turned the moderator don't want to share me opinion so you will have to make your own judgement. Are you happy campers as long you can't high-five each other or do you have a mind of your own?
Sorry for being so Swedish but I'm never gonna be a part of Your church no matter of religious I am. That's said from a true Christian. I hope Jesus loves you 'cos I don't.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 01:24 AM
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Sound like Stalin Russia to me.
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I guess you meant Stalin's Soviet Union. Besides, during his reign women worked in fields or in Gulags. Not to mention that Stalin was an atheist.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by heltsonika
If it wasn't for your censorship I would love to continue our conversation. But as things have turned the moderator don't want to share me opinion so you will have to make your own judgement. Are you happy campers as long you can't high-five each other or do you have a mind of your own?
Sorry for being so Swedish but I'm never gonna be a part of Your church no matter of religious I am. That's said from a true Christian. I hope Jesus loves you 'cos I don't.
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Friend, we do not have opinions. We have God and the KJV Holy Bible.
I could care less if you are Finished or Swish. You all live in frozen wastelands.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Friend, we are not catlicks. We are Baptists. The only place women serve in the Church are snacks after services.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Friend, we do not have opinions. We have God and the KJV Holy Bible.
I could care less if you are Finished or Swish. You all live in frozen wastelands.
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Funny. The way I see it The Landover Baptist Church Forum was a frozen wasteland before I showed up. You should all go and visit Europa before you all get totally snowed in.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 09:56 AM
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Funny. The way I see it The Landover Baptist Church Forum was a frozen wasteland before I showed up. You should all go and visit Europa before you all get totally snowed in.
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Do you actually have anything to say or contribute, or are you here trying and failing to be clever?
This forum is for True Christians™ to gather in fellowship and praise of God.
Why are you here?
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 10:10 AM
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Do you actually have anything to say or contribute, or are you here trying and failing to be clever?
This forum is for True Christians™ to gather in fellowship and praise of God.
Why are you here?
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I get you and your trademarked beliefs. I just wanted to stir this soup a little. I thought you guys were opened minded but all I received was hate, hate letters, bans and censorship. I think I need to wear Roman armor before I enter your church.
I feel like Jesus when he died on the cross but I will leave now.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 10:13 AM
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I get you and your trademarked beliefs. I just wanted to stir this soup a little. I thought you guys were opened minded but all I received was hate, hate letters, bans and censorship. I think I need to wear Roman armor before I enter your church.
I feel like Jesus when he died on the cross but I will leave now.
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You come to "stir the soup" as you put it, and then you are surprised that you get a negative reaction? I take it this is your first forum experience then. Let it be a learning moment for you.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 11:15 AM
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You come to "stir the soup" as you put it, and then you are surprised that you get a negative reaction? I take it this is your first forum experience then. Let it be a learning moment for you.
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Well I see you’ve got your Bible, your delusion imagery, but I don’t need your eternity or your meaning to feel free. That is why you hate Sweden
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 11:48 AM
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I get you and your trademarked beliefs. I just wanted to stir this soup a little. I thought you guys were opened minded but all I received was hate, hate letters, bans and censorship. I think I need to wear Roman armor before I enter your church.
I feel like Jesus when he died on the cross but I will leave now.
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We are open minded to the True Love™ of God, not the hate speech from a socialist God hater.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:24 PM
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That is why you hate Sweden
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We don't hate Sweden, GOD hates Sweden. Please play attention before posting to prevent looking like a complete idiot.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:30 PM
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We don't hate Sweden, GOD hates Sweden. Please play attention before posting to prevent looking like a complete idiot.
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If your God hates Sweden then I can only take that as a compliment.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 01:29 PM
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If your God hates Sweden then I can only take that as a compliment.
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He's your God, too. The decision to reject Him is your fault. I'll let you know right upfront that it will not end nicely for you:
(Joshua 24:20) "If ye forsake the LORD, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you, after that he hath done you good. "
<--- you
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 01:36 PM
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If your God hates Sweden then I can only take that as a compliment.
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Rather than making knee jerk reactions why not read the Bible(KJV1611) and find out why God hates the Swiss?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 05:05 PM
Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 05:12 PM
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Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
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Friend, did you read the 3,837 posts preceding yours? Your question will clearly be answered by doing so.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 05:20 PM
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Brothers, I don't understand why God would hate Sweden. Sweden is also Gods creation. God is almighty and doesn't make mistakes. I do not know why he would hate his own creation...
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God is no bleeding heart liberal, dear. He doesn't love everything He creates. Consider how much He loathed Esau, the fruit of the loins of Isaac:
And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Malachi 1:3
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Romans 9:13
In fact, if you ever get around to actually reading your Holy Bible (as a sincere seeker would no doubt rush to do), you'll find the idea that "God loves everybody" is rather a recent invention of man. You can learn more from our dear pastor's sermon: Does God Love Everybody?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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