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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-25-2010, 06:21 PM

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Mr. Dewitt, how do you have any right to be calling anybody a mormon, when clearly the "True mormon" is Petal. What is wrong with his/her typing? what is she, a 10 year old mental child? its obviously just a show. and what exactly make you better than other people who believe in god? What makes you a "True Christian"?
So you're here to preach the false teachings of the Mormons? Petal is a True Christian™ There is nothing wrong with her, she is a wonderful human being and we're getting sick and tired of you picking on her. Yes she has had problems in the past, but those are none of your business as you would only use that information to mock her and hurt her feelings. And she is definitely NOT A MORMON!


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-25-2010, 06:22 PM

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wow, the word M-O-R-O-N gets replaced with Mormon..
No it doesn't,

moron, Moron, MoRoN

Mormon

Moron Mormons

Always blaming something else for your own failings aren't you.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-27-2010, 02:01 AM

Allow me to quote from Ray Comfort: God doesn't believe in Atheism.

I plagarise a little:

I don't believe in Atheism

Atheism is a dead religion.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-28-2010, 11:39 PM

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No it doesn't,

moron, Moron, MoRoN

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I meant True mormon.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-28-2010, 11:42 PM

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I meant True mormon.
See? It changes it to mormon. I even pecked at the keyboard carefully like a chicken. Maybe the workings of Satan are to blame! Or the monkeys that you claim that I worship!
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-28-2010, 11:45 PM

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See? It changes it to mormon. I even pecked at the keyboard carefully like a chicken. Maybe the workings of Satan are to blame! Or the monkeys that you claim that I worship!
Obviously it's your morinic typing that makes you look like a moron since you don't seem to be able to type like a human being.

Either that or God is protecting us from being called names like morons.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-28-2010, 11:45 PM

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See? It changes it to mormon. I even pecked at the keyboard carefully like a chicken. Maybe the workings of Satan are to blame! Or the monkeys that you claim that I worship!
You know, finally you are saying something that isn't utterly ridiculous. I advise you to send your keyboard over to the Exorcism Department of the Landover University, to check whether or not it is possessed by demons. If it isn't, then the fault likely is with you, and you should visit the Exorcists personally.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-28-2010, 11:49 PM

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You know, finally you are saying something that isn't utterly ridiculous. I advise you to send your keyboard over to the Exorcism Department of the Landover University, to check whether or not it is possessed by demons. If it isn't, then the fault likely is with you, and you should visit the Exorcists personally.
You have an Exorcism Department? Have you ever seen an Exorcism in person?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-30-2010, 12:01 AM

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You have an Exorcism Department? Have you ever seen an Exorcism in person?
I can do exorcisms.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-30-2010, 07:48 AM

@Brad Crassley How does that work? According to #Mark 9:18 it is very tough to do such things.


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@Brad Crassley How does that work? According to #Mark 9:18 it is very tough to do such things.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 05-22-2010, 06:01 PM

I don't think this is such an accurate poll. After all, I don't think bitchslapping anyone who is questioning your legitimacy would make them love you.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 05-22-2010, 06:42 PM

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I don't think this is such an accurate poll. After all, I don't think bitchslapping anyone who is questioning your legitimacy would make them love you.
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I don't think this is such an accurate poll. After all, I don't think bitchslapping anyone who is questioning your legitimacy would make them love you.
Well, my friend, God disagrees with you:

Amos 4:6-12:

And I also have given you cleanness of teeth in all your cities, and want of bread in all your places: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.
And also I have withholden the rain from you, when there were yet three months to the harvest: and I caused it to rain upon one city, and caused it not to rain upon another city: one piece was rained upon, and the piece whereupon it rained not withered.
So two or three cities wandered unto one city, to drink water; but they were not satisfied: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

I have smitten you with blasting and mildew: when your gardens and your vineyards and your fig trees and your olive trees increased, the palmerworm devoured them: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

I have sent among you the pestilence after the manner of Egypt: your young men have I slain with the sword, and have taken away your horses; and I have made the stink of your camps to come up unto your nostrils: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

I have overthrown some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and ye were as a firebrand plucked out of the burning: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

Therefore thus will I do unto thee, O Israel: and because I will do this unto thee, prepare to meet thy God, O Israel.

Here God sends famine, drought, pestilence, war and fire over his people in an effort to make them love Him. And He does this again:

Haggai 2:17:
I smote you with blasting and with mildew and with hail in all the labours of your hands; yet ye turned not to me, saith the LORD.

And in the future He will do so again:

Revelation 16:8-9:
And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.

And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

Revelation consists, for the major part, about God killing and slaughtering the evil people of the earth, in an effort to make them repent. But they, in their hardness of heart, refuse to give Him glory after He tortures them in the way a Loving Father does.

So you see, according to God, Who is the Great Example to all True Christians™, the best way to win a person's love is by punishing him severely for not loving you.

Now, God is Love (1 John 4:8). Do you really think you know more about Love than God, what would imply that you know more about God than God Himself? Who do you think you are fooling?


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 05-22-2010, 08:43 PM

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I don't think this is such an accurate poll. After all, I don't think bitchslapping anyone who is questioning your legitimacy would make them love you.


We could start another poll asking how many people should slap you for your ignorance.

It would be pretty accurate in my estimation.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-06-2010, 08:28 PM

Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.

I don't hate God or Jesus. Because I don't believe in God.
So yeah, that does makes me an atheist. I don't worship anything, so not even monkeys. How ever, that could be funny now I'm thinking of it. Does that makes me scum? No, I don't think so.

However, I can imagine people can get satisfaction and inner strength by believing.

My choice is to not believe. But that's the great thing of freedom of speech, thinking, opinion and choice.

O yeah, I didn't vote. I'm just an atheist. Not scum.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.

I don't hate God or Jesus. Because I don't believe in God.
So yeah, that does makes me an atheist. I don't worship anything, so not even monkeys. How ever, that could be funny now I'm thinking of it. Does that makes me scum? No, I don't think so.

However, I can imagine people can get satisfaction and inner strength by believing.

My choice is to not believe. But that's the great thing of freedom of speech, thinking, opinion and choice.

O yeah, I didn't vote. I'm just an atheist. Not scum.
You hate God and Jesus. Because you don't believe in God.
So yeah, that does makes you an atheist. You do worship anything, even monkeys. How ever, that is pretty funny/lame/unscientific. Does that makes you scum? yes, I think so.

However, I can imagine people can get satisfaction by denying the one and only Truth™.

Your choice is to not believe. But that's the bad thing about freedom of false speech, bad thinking, wrong opinions and lame choices.

O yeah, you didn't vote. you are just an atheist scum.
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Thumbs down Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-06-2010, 09:10 PM

how could I hate something that doesn't exist??

hating god/jesus would be the same as hating rapunzel, or the seven dwarfs
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how could I hate something that doesn't exist??

hating god/jesus would be the same as hating rapunzel, or the seven dwarfs
Denying the existence of God is the same as denying your own existence.

God is the creator of all, even you.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-06-2010, 09:26 PM

i laugh at your ignorance

every well thinking human being knows that's not true, there is scientific proof on how everything became what it is today...
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