[Johny Joe Hold]

As a Republican Mayor of a small Iowa city, I don't like to claim a lot of credit for the success of Republicans. But, once in a while, I just have to toot my own horn.

For some years now, I've told the reps of Republicans competiting for our Presidential endorsement to pass this on to their candidates, "You are a Christian, but there are lots of branches to our faith. When you talk up your version, you alienate some Republicans and even more atheist Democrats and Independents. Instead, talk about the Devil. Talk about him everywhere. Not only is everyone afraid of the Devil, it's code language for Obama."

It's been gratifying to see six politcal figures talk about the Devil in the last week alone. They are Judge Scalia, Heman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and, most recently, Rick Santorum.

I've put the word out to Trump's people he needs get his game face on and talk of the Devil soon or he will not be competitive.

I'm absolutely certain Devil talk will finally carry us to victorory in '16.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013...l-s-playground

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Once again you demonstrate your leadership, critical and strategic thinking skills Mayor. You are an asset here in Freehold and your emergence onto the national scene will be no surprise to our residents. Uniting all Christians with the common enemy Satan will be to all our advantage in the 2014 elections.

[Cranky Old Man]

I am glad the Republicans are finally listening to our Major Johny Joe Hold and that they are starting to take Satan's threat more serious. I am certain if this would have happened a few years earlier, Sarah Palin would have been our president now instead of Satan's favorite president Obama. By now Sarah Palin would have changed the Middle East into the nuclear desert it deserves to be for refusing to worship Jesus Christ.

2 Chronicles 15:13
King James Version (KJV)

13 That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Free Market Fred]

Brilliant political strategy, Brother Johny. You might be interested to know that my company's market researchers have studied this issue in the past, and their conclusion was that negative campaigning definitely works.

Furthermore, now that home schooling has become the norm in the USA, voters don't really understand all these complicated issues like energy, the economy, health insurance, etc. Candidates who want to run positive campaigns and discuss esoteric topics that would require the public to actually read and think are just going to bore the voters.

So you've got to keep your campaign simple. First, say one thing positive: explain that God supports the Republican Party. Next, play on the public's fear of evil things - equate Demoncrats with Satan, child molesters, cancer, Muslims, Negroes and homos.

Another important strategy is to make sure your campaign is entertaining. I can't emphasize that enough. Consider some public witch-burnings. This is a foolproof time-tested tradition that is sure to generate great enthusiasm with the masses.


Don't forget the marshmallows

We know from experience that attendance at witch-burnings is very high. Aside from rallying voters to your side, it's also a great opportunity for fund-raising. You can sell marshmallows, hot dogs and roasting spits at 100% markup, not to mention souvenir T-shirts, coffee mugs and baseball caps emblazoned with photos of the burning witches. It's also an excellent venue for hawking medications and health tonics that can protect people from chemtrails and global warming. Set up a few booths where - for a fee - your assistants can perform exorcisms on Demoncrats who want to be cured.

Don't forget the children! You can sell little witch dolls that come with a small container of gasoline and a box of matches - kids love them! Remember, witch-burnings can be fun for the whole family. And if there's one thing Republicans are for, it's family-values.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Free Market Fred

Brilliant political strategy, Brother Johny..

Furthermore, now that home schooling has become the norm in the USA, voters don't really understand all these complicated issues like energy, the economy, health insurance, etc..

Another important strategy is to make sure your campaign is entertaining. I can't emphasize that enough.

I can't thank you enough, Brother Fred.

I had never thought about the effect of home schooling, where parents can eliminate some of the useless topics covered in public schools and turn out a product tailor made for Republicans, on politics.

Talking about the Devil has a great entertainment component. As you point out, a candidate can fold in witches and demonizing of other candidates.

We've found the key to '16.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The news on Donald Trump just keeps getting better.

A while back I told my contact in his campaign I'd like to see him hold strong against homer marriage, but make it look like homers might have a chance with him if the pledge support.

Guess what I saw today, just that. He told a reporter during his trip to Moscow he is "evolving" on gay marriage but still believes marriage is between a man and a woman. Perfect.

(I can guarantee he will "evolve" to concluding no homer marriage.)

http://www.christianpost.com/news/do...-woman-108654/

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Guess what I saw today, just that. He told a reporter during his trip to Moscow he is "evolving" on gay marriage but still believes marriage is between a man and a woman. Perfect.

(I can guarantee he will "evolve" to concluding no homer marriage.)

This doesn't mean that Trump believes in the theory of evolution, does it? Because that would be a dealbreaker for me--no way would I ever vote for someone who believes something as ridiculous as the Earth being more than several thousand years old.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

This doesn't mean that Trump believes in the theory of evolution, does it? Because that would be a dealbreaker for me--no way would I ever vote for someone who believes something as ridiculous as the Earth being more than several thousand years old.

I hear you Brother W, and share your anxiety. Unfortunately, Donald Trump may be a victim of the liberal-leftist educational system that continually promotes the evolution hoax as "science." It goes hand-in-hand with the liberal global-warming hoax and homer-lifestyle. However, I'd like you to know that I called up Donald and told him to disregard anything he ever "learned" in public school, and follow his own conscience plus our corporate guidance, if he ever wants to see any more campaign contributions. And he agreed - especially after we mentioned that secret video we filmed of him and Rush Limbaugh having that little party with 12-year-olds in the Dominican Republic.


"Get dressed - the RNC is coming"


Supporting family values in Santo Domingo

Additional good news - more and more Americans are turning to the Bible and educating their children at home. We have rock-solid statistical proof that the less time spent in public school, the more likely the child will grow up believing in God, spirits, demons and voting Republican.

I am encouraged by this trend, but ultimately we need to defund public schools entirely and let the Godly private sector run things. As CEO of the world's largest corporation, I'm in a good position to understand how Big Government regulation of multi-national companies is highly damaging to shareholder value and executive bonuses. My company has been a victim of abuses like the minimum wage, fines for dumping dioxin in public water supplies, and legal harassment just because we sold $500 trillion worth of worthless derivatives to pension funds and state governments.

So like I've been saying for years, we need to get Big Government off our backs. We don't need guvmint meddling in our children's education. Nor do we need environmental and financial regulation. We don't even need the guvmint to provide the military, police and prisons - the private sector can do that too. All we need from the guvmint are subsidies, bailouts and laws banning small businesses from competing with large corporations

Of course, government does have a role to play. We do need the legal system to ban dangerous things like organic food. And we also need laws to protect our intellectual property - things like our patent on all DNA, so that everybody has to pay royalties if they want to go on living. We also need more free-trade agreements, so that other countries will adopt our laws, thus extending our corporate rent-collecting to the entire world and increasing our quarterly results.

Whoops, sorry, I'm getting off-topic. I apologize, but I tend to get a little emotional when it comes to my religion, which is based on the Bible and Atlas Shrugged. Just want to let you know that, as CEO of the Uranus Corporation, our executive board supports Donald Trump for president, as he's always been good at following our orders. And that's what we need - a president who listens to the private sector and lets our lobbyists write the laws. Remember, what's good for Uranus is good for the USA!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

This doesn't mean that Trump believes in the theory of evolution, does it? Because that would be a dealbreaker for me--no way would I ever vote for someone who believes something as ridiculous as the Earth being more than several thousand years old.

I do worry about his use of the word "evolve"--so close to "evolution".

He has said clearly, "My faith is important to me. I attend church regularly, on Christmas Eve and Easter Sunday."

To me that puts him squarely in the creationist camp. I wouldn't be surprised if he put some big money into Ken Hamm's Creationist Museum.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I do worry about his use of the word "evolve"--so close to "evolution".

Because Darwin ruined that word forever with his evil "theory", I always use "change over time" instead and never to refer to biological systems.

[WorldWideGodmockingWhore]

Looks like fear and ignorance are very important requirements to be a member here. I think you don't use your brain anymore, right? Looks like jails are going to be very full with religious criminals, who killed people using "God" words and try to control people, earning money educating just wealthy people and scaring people since childhood to believe in demons

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore

scaring people since childhood to believe in demons

What's wrong with warning people of danger?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore

Looks like jails are going to be very full with religious criminals, who killed people using "God" words

You seem to have a very active fantasy life. Right now, God doesn't want us killing anyone except the Muslims, who hate us for our freedom.

[Jon Bradley]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I do worry about his use of the word "evolve"--so close to "evolution".

He has said clearly, "My faith is important to me. I attend church regularly, on Christmas Eve and Easter Sunday."

To me that puts him squarely in the creationist camp. I wouldn't be surprised if he put some big money into Ken Hamm's Creationist Museum.

Amen Brother Johny. I am of the interpretation (Our Next POTUS) Donald Trump was using the True™ sense of the word Evolution, so-called "Micro"-Evolution. Not the Satanic lie of "Macro"-Evolution, like evolving marriage from male and female(s) to male and male(or babies, or animals), but a "Micro"-Evolution... like Homers can now (maybe) attend weddings.

In His Grip,

Pastor Jon Bradley, Director of M2M Ministry

[WorldWideGodmockingWhore]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

What's wrong with warning people of danger?

When is real danger, of course isn't wrong but i don't like to think of the demons they escare me.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore

When is real danger, of course isn't wrong but i don't like to think of the demons they escare me.

Turning a blind eye to danger does not make it less real.

Deuteronomy 27:18 Cursed be he that maketh the blind to wander out of the way. And all the people shall say, Amen.

James 4:17 - Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth [it] not, to him it is sin.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The press is falling all over Donald Trump today. He held a press event with the wife of Godly Pastor Saeed Abedinis today. Donald is the only Republican nominee to sign on for the release of Saeed.

The thing that sets Donald apart is his sincerity. You can see that in the story.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/do...elease-110546/

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Donald is the only Republican nominee to sign on for the release of Saeed.

The thing that sets Donald apart is his sincerity. You can see that in the story.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/do...elease-110546/

How can Barack HUSSEIN Obama be thinking about something as trivial as nuclear non-proliferation when a Christian's life is on the line? That's just shameful. Of course, we don't need Congressional action to get Pastor Saeed released when we have the power of prayer on our side.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Jon Bradley

Amen Brother Johny. I am of the interpretation (Our Next POTUS) Donald Trump was using the True™ sense of the word Evolution, so-called "Micro"-Evolution. Not the Satanic lie of "Macro"-Evolution, like evolving marriage from male and female(s) to male and male(or babies, or animals), but a "Micro"-Evolution... like Homers can now (maybe) attend weddings.

That's a good point, although I think the jury is still out on microevolution. As for homos attending weddings, that might be OK as long as they don't enter through the rear. OK, silly jokes aside, you do know that children are also present at weddings, don't you? I can't justify any action that might in any way serve to teach children that homos are people with rights like the rest of us. Anyway, homos and other unsaved folks are banned from all Landover Baptist Church premises, worship services, and other events. I wouldn't stay in any church that took a different view.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The press is making over the wildly enthusiastic reception of Obama at Nelson Mandela's funeral.

The Donald was doing just fine as well. He issued a press notice the he and Mandela were very tight. Donald was able to help Mandela a lot by explaining the art of negotiation which ultimately lead to a peaceful South Africa.