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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-19-2011, 01:28 PM

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i own a soccer team and i would rather spend my sundays there
Friend, what are you doing here?

Put a cork in it, will you.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-21-2011, 08:02 AM

This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-22-2011, 04:01 AM

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This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
Nonsense. Soccer was invented by hairy European women while they were waiting for their pansy husbands to cook dinner.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-24-2011, 01:46 PM

"Soccer players are lazy"

Only Manchester City to be honest.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-24-2011, 03:01 PM

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"Soccer players are lazy" Only Manchester City to be honest.
Badmouthing is never honest. And no, all soccer players are lazy. No exceptions.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-25-2011, 09:37 PM

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Yea, if you're a queer.

Ok, you found ONE gay ref.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-25-2011, 09:54 PM

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This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
I don't see any money here, but I see lot of Satan.

These simple minded people are possessed and loose their mind every time some fag in the field touches ball.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-27-2011, 05:48 AM

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Ok, you found ONE gay ref.
Nice try, demon. Just like satan wants to convince us that he doesn't exist, the queers want to make us believe that there are few if any limp-wristed nancyboys in the world. Soccer is rife with the radical homer menace. Read THIS.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:04 AM

I like the soccer and I am confused that if I should not watch the soccer anymore because God hates the soccer, what should I do ?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:10 AM

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I like the soccer and I am confused that if I should not watch the soccer anymore because God hates the soccer, what should I do ?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:15 AM

Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?

Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?

I'm a bit confused with this.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:22 AM

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Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?

Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?

I'm a bit confused with this.
Why are you talk of Chuck Norris?
I'm more confuse than you.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:29 AM

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Why are you talk of Chuck Norris?
I'm more confuse than you.


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Sorry, I didn't mention Chuck Norris. Who is he?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:37 AM

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Hello!

Sorry, I didn't mention Chuck Norris. Who is he?
I think you'll find the word 'Rangers' is little known outside of your little pisspot of an island and most foreigners, like poor ignorant María, wil think of the Texas Rangers - Chuck Norris I presume, TV, don't watch that crap myself.

I think that's what she means.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 04-15-2011, 01:45 AM

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I think you'll find the word 'Rangers' is little known outside of your little pisspot of an island and most foreigners, like poor ignorant María, wil think of the Texas Rangers - Chuck Norris I presume, TV, don't watch that crap myself.

I think that's what she means.
I don't watch much TV myself. I thought the "little pisspot" remark was a little uncalled for, have I offended you in some way?

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I don't watch much TV myself. I thought the "little pisspot" remark was a little uncalled for, have I offended you in some way?

If I have, please forgive me, I never meant to.


Pisspot island - you're British aren't you? YOur IP certainly says so.
Can you honestly say that the UK is anything else???!?

(Clue: 2 letter answer)
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Pisspot island - you're British aren't you? YOur IP certainly says so.
Can you honestly say that the UK is anything else???!?

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By jove old chap, remember your roots my boy!

Yes I live on an island called Britain.

But I live on Gods earth. Does it matter where upon this place I live?

If I say to you that the USA is far superior to Britain, would that satisfy you?

If it is a need you have in yourself then I shall oblidge.
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By jove old chap, remember your roots my boy!
He is no a tree!

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Yes I live on an island called Britain.
Oh, Sorry to hear that.

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But I live on Gods earth. Does it matter where upon this place I live?
Well, ....generally yes, ....I mean...Somalia, Detroit, England, Bosnia...
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He's a good Critsian man. Is job of his wife to satisfy he.
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Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?
Who, what huh? Are you talking about the New York Rangers? What do they have to do with soccer?

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 03-09-2012, 05:23 PM

Hi everyone,

being a eurotrash former soccerplayer, I can confirm that everything written in this thread is 100 percent true (except for the filthy lies from those drunken soccer-hooligans of course).

Soccer is clearly one of the devils tools to lead people astray. We always set our matches on sunday mornings just in order to keep everyone from going to Church. Today I wonder why Satan took this effort upon himself, considering the false teachings being spread by pedophiles and feminazis in our europistan "Churches". As if those false Churches would bring you closer to God than a soccergame!

Of course, soccer is probably the most boring "game" ever invented. But nobody really cares about this, because the real "game" begins right after the final whistle when it comes to gay group sex in the shower room. In fact we mostly arrived 90 minutes late to avoid the silly foreplay.

It's obvious that God dislikes soccer, otherwise it would be popular in His own country, the USA!

I now have renounced soccer and only indulge in more Godly activities like real football, NASCAR and hotdog eating contests, hoping to come closer to Jesus and a greencard!
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