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Default Hello There - 04-15-2012, 09:29 PM

My name's Timothy Tyler. Some of y'all might know my wife. I'm not too good with computers and the like, but I decided that since she's on here whenever she's got some free time, I better sign up too, to make sure she's not up to any mischief.

I was raised a Catholic, but I got saved after I dropped out of college (I didn't buy the sickular nonsense they use in universities). A nice young missionary on the street gave me a KJV and a pamphlet for Landover Baptist, and I knew it was right.

Met Elizabeth when I was 23. Her cherry pie was delicious, so I had to marry her right there on the spot.

Hard to pick a favorite Bible verse. Anything in Leviticus I guess. Leviticus 18:22 has always held a special place in my heart, because I've never been able to tolerate those queers.

That's about it, I guess.

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Default Re: Hello There - 04-15-2012, 10:26 PM

Welcome, sweetie!


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Default Re: Hello There - 04-15-2012, 10:28 PM

Yeah, thanks. Now I can see what you're constantly clucking about on this infernal device.
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Default Re: Hello There - 04-15-2012, 10:42 PM

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Default Re: Hello There - 04-15-2012, 10:42 PM

Beef is always a great meal "eat a pound of beef a day" and of course I always enjoy plenty of pork. In a way I am lucky to live in a town where the butchers are so keen to compete on quality, the standards are high and there's a thriving tourist trade to keep us all going.

Judges is a great book, I'm read chapter 9 this morning
JUDGES 9
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The trees went foorth on a time to annoint a King ouer them, and they said vnto the Oliue tree, Reigne thou ouer vs.
9 But the Oliue tree saide vnto them, Should I leaue my fatnesse, wherewith by mee they honour God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
10 And the trees said to the Figge tree, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
11 But the Figge tree saide vnto them, Should I forsake my sweetenesse, and my good fruit, and goe to be promoted ouer the trees?
12 Then saide the trees vnto the Uine, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
13 And the Uine said vnto them, Should I leaue my wine, which cheareth God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
14 Then said all the trees vnto the Bramble, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
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Default Re: Hello There - 04-15-2012, 10:50 PM

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Default Re: Hello There - 04-15-2012, 10:55 PM

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Beef is always a great meal "eat a pound of beef a day" and of course I always enjoy plenty of pork. In a way I am lucky to live in a town where the butchers are so keen to compete on quality, the standards are high and there's a thriving tourist trade to keep us all going.

Judges is a great book, I'm read chapter 9 this morning
JUDGES 9
8 The trees went foorth on a time to annoint a King ouer them, and they said vnto the Oliue tree, Reigne thou ouer vs.
9 But the Oliue tree saide vnto them, Should I leaue my fatnesse, wherewith by mee they honour God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
10 And the trees said to the Figge tree, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
11 But the Figge tree saide vnto them, Should I forsake my sweetenesse, and my good fruit, and goe to be promoted ouer the trees?
12 Then saide the trees vnto the Uine, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
13 And the Uine said vnto them, Should I leaue my wine, which cheareth God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
14 Then said all the trees vnto the Bramble, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
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Pork's my favorite, mostly because it seperates me from those Christ killing joos.

I would have liked to have pork today, but somebody forgot to pick it up when she went shopping!
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Pork's my favorite, mostly because it seperates me from those Christ killing joos.

I would have liked to have pork today, but somebody forgot to pick it up when she went shopping!
I'm sorry, dear. And I'm sorry about the police showing up. I'll make sure not to cry so loudly next time.


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Default Re: Hello There - 04-16-2012, 12:16 AM

Timothy, does she at least do a good job darning your socks?

I know I put that on my list of requirements for a wife. Must be able to darn socks.


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Timothy, does she at least do a good job darning your socks?

I know I put that on my list of requirements for a wife. Must be able to darn socks.
I can darn socks
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Default Re: Hello There - 04-16-2012, 08:18 AM

Welcome, Mr. Tyler! I love pork too!


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Hi Daddy, I miss you.
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Default Re: Hello There - 04-17-2012, 04:40 AM

Again, Naomi?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello There - 04-17-2012, 06:28 PM

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Again, Naomi?

Maybe she'd do well to darn socks.


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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