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HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-25-2008, 10:36 PM
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Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow!
God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard.
From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise!
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-25-2008, 11:39 PM
Wood chipper at the finish line?
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-25-2008, 11:48 PM
We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 12:08 AM
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 12:13 AM
Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 12:23 AM
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Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns.
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The little dummies will probably end up shooting themselves; that would be entertaining to watch.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 09:52 AM
I hope all of you enjoy your stay in The Bahamas.
The lord himself would be in ecstacy from hearing such things!
You wonderful Christians!!!
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 10:07 AM
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I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.
The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
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Mmm, obscenity. First refuge of the unimaginative. I corrected your offensive language.
Special olympics, special sauce, special rights-- they all claim to place themselves above God's natural order. God's own olympics are divine. What could be more special than that?
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 11:43 AM
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 01:03 PM
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I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.
The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
You stupid cocksuckers.
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Well now, the thing is, why would God be upset with this if He Himself hated them (or their un-Godly parents) enough to make them window-lickers in the first place? He obviously wanted them to be ridiculed as second-class citizens. (I don't actually know--'second class' might be a touch too generous, even.)
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All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit. God forbid that I should justify you: till I die I will not remove mine integrity from me.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-27-2008, 10:52 PM
What good can come of this? Encouraging these drooling fools to make hopeless mockeries of able bodied elite athletes is beyond the pale. Even the name ' special' is offensive , as if somehow these relentlessly frottaging freaks are somehow to be valued and celebrated - on the worlds stage for Jesus' sake! Much money is being frittered away encouraging this mockery of mankind - was man not made in Gods image? Do you think that God approves of these 'almost-humans', nay, these abominations mimicking the able-bodied elite among us? Mocking normal people? Mocking God himself? It's not called "Downs Sin-drome' for nothing. All manner of retards are as offensive to God as Catholics, and there's no shortage of retards in their ranks let me tell you. They are the doubly-damned and God will have none of it. AND NEITHER SHOULD WE!
Let me say this. God will not tolerate those who participate in these 'Olympic Shames', nor will he look kindly on those who encourage their existence in any shape or form.
I suggest we prepare for the next "Olympic Shames'. I encourage you all to join me in a full scale protest and picket of the 2009 Special Olympics World Winter Games, January 31 - February 7 2009, Boise, Idaho, USA .
I will investigate the possibility of using one of the Pastors Gulfstreams for transport.
Start painting those placards now!
I'd like to see suggestions for placards, my brethren. However I would like to draw the line at bad taste or off-colour suggestions. Let Jesus inspire you!
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-30-2008, 04:22 PM
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...let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me!
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Maybe not you but I suspect your new Republican V.P. nominee would think differently. She is from Idaho originally (Where the next S.O's are being held) and has a fully qualified Special Olympian in her very own family!
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On this point I submit to your first-hand knowledge.
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It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-30-2008, 06:42 PM
....and this year's Judge shall be:
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-30-2008, 08:21 PM
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-31-2008, 12:19 AM
I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-31-2008, 02:55 AM
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I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!
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We tried that already Brother. Four years ago we sent Brother Wide-Open to hand out Chick Tracts and KJV Bibles at the retard Olympics. What a waste of church funds!! It turns out none of them can read. A gang of them stole Brother Wide's bullhorn and ran around shouting retard gibberish and slobbering all over it.
Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-31-2008, 03:35 AM
I agree. These retards don't need any encouragement, as they've already been infected with the "You are a very special person!" nonsense that they get from their parents and social workers. Now they get medals for being outstanding mongoloids and retardeds?
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
09-04-2008, 11:42 PM
Add this to you gallery of RETARDS
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
09-05-2008, 07:49 AM
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Son, Is this a picture of yourself?? Because I don't know anyone else stupid enough to come to a Christian Forum, and choose the name of 'Satan's Favorite band' as their 'Profile Name'...
Just look at these cross-dressing freaks....
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
09-05-2008, 08:17 AM
Aren't even the regular Olympics a bit "special"? There is a whole area of competition devoted to midgets - they call it "gymnastics".
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