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Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 06:21 PM
What is going on in this image...which is appearing across the nation, often spray painted onto walls in a quickie hit-and-run version, like this one is:
Is this the Black Panther Salute?
Is she getting ready to strike us if we don't comply?
I am very afraid. .
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 06:51 PM
Bras d'honneur in french, corte de mangas in spanish, gesto dell'ombrero in italian and so on.
It is an obscene gesture with obvious homo implications, minimum, to the whole country and just because she 'can'
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 07:14 PM
I have always said that taking this couple out of the jungles and putting them in the White House was a mistake because just on the most basic level, they don't understand our ways and customs.
(Yet at the same time, in this case I think she knows exactly what she's conveying...!)
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 07:23 PM
I don't want to be fisted by Michele Obama!
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 08:08 PM
Is "fisting" going to be taught in public schools next? Will decent God-fearing Christian preachers be forced to offer it in their churches?
Oh my word, what has this nation come to???
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 09:06 PM
We've been getting fisted since that Muslim tricked his way into the white house. Now he wants to use both fists on our noble upperclass.
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-05-2012, 09:44 PM
For a while, before the final homogays in town were rooted out, a lot of us (males and females alike, just to be safe) were wearing these for protection.
But then one of the ex-gay Male Elders had a relapse and said it was because the protectors enhanced "posterior curves," and rendered him helpless...and the Pastors ordered we take them all off again.
Should we go back to them, at least until the First Lady is shipped out of the country? I don't trust her, and she'll be loose on the campaign trail soon.
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 12:05 AM
Those biceps look awfully big for a woman. Has the first lady's birth certificate ever been released? I'd like to see some proof of "her" gender!
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 02:25 AM
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Is "fisting" going to be taught in public schools next? Will decent God-fearing Christian preachers be forced to offer it in their churches?
Oh my word, what has this nation come to???
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Well, evolution was forced upon us and now look how our children act. So now that the queer acceptance campaign is basically all but completed, it won't surprise me when the instructions on how to lube up a fist for the procedure arrive in the mail.
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 02:31 AM
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Those biceps look awfully big for a woman. Has the first lady's birth certificate ever been released? I'd like to see some proof of "her" gender!
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She is married to a queer. That's all the proof I need. If she is a woman, I'm sure she has forgotten after years of marriage to an anal sex obsessed fag enabler.
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 09:38 PM
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Those biceps look awfully big for a woman. Has the first lady's birth certificate ever been released? I'd like to see some proof of "her" gender!
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Don't let a liberal hear you say that.
It's all fun and games when they call Ann Coulter "Mann Coulter", but if you say something like that about Michele Obama, you're a racistsexisttrannyphobe.
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 09:54 PM
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Don't let a liberal hear you say that.
It's all fun and games when they call Ann Coulter "Mann Coulter", but if you say something like that about Michele Obama, you're a racistsexisttrannyphobe.
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That's only because of that stupid rumor Coulter knocked up Lara Ingram.
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 10:24 PM
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That's only because of that stupid rumor Coulter knocked up Lara Ingram.
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I wondered who the father was. And why Laura Ingraham was always saying that " being gay is absolutely not a choice".
She claimed it was because of her gay brother. Maybe not?
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Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist -
09-06-2012, 11:46 PM
I hate being fisted by black people.
Every time I've been fisted, I felt like I just got royally screwed!
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