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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-25-2012, 03:52 AM
Do you really think that this is okay???



Ted Nugent is a monster, he shoots animals and watches them die slowly. Besides, Pastor Ezekiel, in that song you first linked to, "Kiss my Glock", he sings "Jesse Jackson is a dirty whore", isn't that a curse word???
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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-25-2012, 03:59 AM
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Do you really think that this is okay???
I have gone on record several times as saying that anything Ted does is fine by me.






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Ted Nugent is a monster, he shoots animals and watches them die slowly. Besides, Pastor Ezekiel, in that song you first linked to, "Kiss my Glock", he sings "Jesse Jackson is a dirty whore", isn't that a curse word???
Jesse Jackson is a curse word, but quite tolerable in conservative circles.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-25-2012, 05:01 PM
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Ted Nugent is a monster, he shoots animals and watches them die slowly. Besides, Pastor Ezekiel, in that song you first linked to, "Kiss my Glock", he sings "Jesse Jackson is a dirty whore", isn't that a curse word???
Oh, I so LOVE him! He is such the man. Protecting all of Quebecs from the bears! Such a brave man with his bow. Such a big bow.

Ted Nugent.
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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-25-2012, 08:20 PM
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Do you really think that this is okay???
If you are unsure about something, there are 2 easy questions you can ask.

1. Is it against laws of God?
2. Is it against laws of man.

If answer to number one (most important obviously) is no, it is okay. If answer to number two is no too, it is not only OK, but probably something everyone should be doing.

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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-25-2012, 08:34 PM
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Protecting all of Quebecs from the bears!
Ted Nugent.
You should be on your knees thanking Jesus for Mr. Nugent's help. There are way to many bears in the bell province!

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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-25-2012, 11:54 PM
The media has been awfully mean-Spirited to The Nuge lately. First because he Killed some stupid bear that didn't know any better than to c-r-a-p in the woods, and then something else. Some other trumped-up charge No Doubt. I am a Christian and I support Ted Nugent!
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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-26-2012, 02:47 AM
Oh, are we doing that again? I missed it last time.

I am a Christian and I support Ted Nugent!
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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-26-2012, 11:34 AM
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You should be on your knees thanking Jesus for Mr. Nugent's help. There are way to many bears in the bell province!
If Mr Nugent was here I would be on my knees thanking him right now!
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Default Re: Ted Nugent: the only REAL Christian Rock - 04-26-2012, 04:47 PM
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Ted Nugent for Vice President!

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