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If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
Wow... no matter what you believe in, no matter your religion, this is the most messed up post I've ever seen. I concur with Dutch Girl, you do need help; thank goodness that you're not a woman. I shall pray for your mental health.
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If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
Though I mightt be crazy, but this is the most twiated thing I've ever read, seriously, what are you on?
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Default Re: Women - 01-14-2012, 03:12 AM

Umm I was reading the Bible (KJV) and was wondering what I should make of Genesis 19:31-35, as a daughter? Wa it just a one off, umm well I hope you can help!


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Umm I was reading the Bible (KJV) and was wondering what I should make of Genesis 19:31-35, as a daughter? Wa it just a one off, umm well I hope you can help!
Just found some explantation here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4485 sorry!


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Default Re: Women - 01-21-2012, 12:13 PM

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These are very good verses! I will have to add them all to the list I have over my bed. I read the verses every night when I have my evening prayer session, they help me to remember my place.
May I add some very important verses to the mix?
Here it goes: (Genesis 2:20-24)
20And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

So, here is my question: can a rib think of its own? Clearly not. That is why we shall be one flesh with our husband. And here is my other question: how many hearts one flesh have? One, right? Is the heart belongs to the husband or the rib? Of course, it belongs to the husband!
That is why we are inferior and only our husband's heart can save us from eternal damnation!

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Default Re: Women - 07-30-2012, 05:59 AM

Yeah. I will never marry a man who thinks he is better than me. I will not have kids. I want to adopt, but not have. I believe that woman was made from Adam's rib to be by his side. Not from his foot to be walked on nor from his head to rule him, but by his side as an equal.
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Yeah. I will never marry a man who thinks he is better than me. I will not have kids. I want to adopt, but not have. I believe that woman was made from Adam's rib to be by his side. Not from his foot to be walked on nor from his head to rule him, but by his side as an equal.
What scripture do you base this belief on? You're just making up your own private religion.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That's God talking right there. Direct speech!



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Yeah. I will never marry a man who thinks he is better than me. I will not have kids. I want to adopt, but not have. I believe that woman was made from Adam's rib to be by his side. Not from his foot to be walked on nor from his head to rule him, but by his side as an equal.
Dear Nessie;

That's in direct opposition to God's Holy Word.

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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Yeah. I will never marry a man who thinks he is better than me. I will not have kids. I want to adopt, but not have. I believe that woman was made from Adam's rib to be by his side. Not from his foot to be walked on nor from his head to rule him, but by his side as an equal.
Your struggle to find happiness is complicated by denial of your gender.

You would be so much happier finding a man you could look up to, admire and serve. That is what the authority on all such matters tells you, God in the Bible.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Women - 08-02-2012, 11:20 PM

This is all a bunch of misogynistic bull shit. None of y'all would even be here if a woman hadn't given birth to you (although, sometimes I think the world would have been a whole hell of a lot better if some people's mothers had decided to have an abortion).
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This is all a bunch of misogynistic bull shit...
Have you read the Bible, yet? Any Baptist Church should give you one for free (just make sure it's a King James Authorized Version). If that's not an option, you can read it online, too. Start here.


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I've read the Bible, but rules given to a desert tribe 5,000 years ago aren't going to be the same as the rules that would be given in modern times. People who can't understand the difference between then and now are just dumb.
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I've read the Bible, but rules given to a desert tribe 5,000 years ago aren't going to be the same as the rules that would be given in modern times. People who can't understand the difference between then and now are just dumb.
Oh, but these people do understand the difference between then and now. They constantly moan and bitch about far from God the world has fallen, and wish that people would read their Bibles so that they know what God requires of them.

Or are you implying that the Bible is misogynistic and dumb? Well, then, you have a problem with God, not these people, who are only trying to get themselves and others to Heaven.


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Oh, but these people do understand the difference between then and now. They constantly moan and bitch about far from God the world has fallen, and wish that people would read their Bibles so that they know what God requires of them.

Or are you implying that the Bible is misogynistic and dumb? Well, then, you have a problem with God, not these people, who are only trying to get themselves and others to Heaven.
I'm saying that rules that might have been needed 5,000 years ago aren't usually a good idea now.
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I'm saying that rules that might have been needed 5,000 years ago aren't usually a good idea now.
Who died and made you the supreme justice? Do you have a list of outdated laws that you would like to see repealed?


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I'm saying that rules that might have been needed 5,000 years ago aren't usually a good idea now.
Then you're definitely not going to Heaven.

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This is all a bunch of misogynistic bull shit. None of y'all would even be here if a woman hadn't given birth to you (although, sometimes I think the world would have been a whole hell of a lot better if some people's mothers had decided to have an abortion).
Explain how women who actually put up and shut up as God intended become infertile.



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This is all a bunch of misogynistic bull shit. None of y'all would even be here if a woman hadn't given birth to you (although, sometimes I think the world would have been a whole hell of a lot better if some people's mothers had decided to have an abortion).
So the Word of God is "misogynistic bull shit"?

Thank you for spelling correctly, anyway.
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I've read the Bible, but rules given to a desert tribe 5,000 years ago aren't going to be the same as the rules that would be given in modern times. People who can't understand the difference between then and now are just dumb.
Tina, I'm going to propose a little thought exercise for you.
We start with a couple of basic assumptions; God is all-powerful and all-knowing. With me so far?

Now, since God is all-knowing, He knows exactly what the Bible says.

Since God is all-powerful, He could easily change every single Bible in the world to say whatever He wanted in the blink of an eye.

The Bible says what it says.

Therefore, the laws set forth must be what God wants us to follow.
Do you see how that flows logically? Why would God leave us to guess which laws were still good and which ones we could ignore?

Now, you may still want to believe the Bible is out of date. For that to be the case, one of these conditions logically must exist:
  • God is either not all-knowing or not all-powerful, and thus not much of a God;
  • God is messing with us to confuse us so He can send us to Hell for not obeying Him correctly, which means He is evil;
  • God doesn't care about humans' lives, so for practical purposes may as well not exist; or
  • God does not exist.
Which of these do you think is the case?


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Love Jesus Re: Women - 06-17-2015, 01:11 AM

Absolutely true! God created woman to be a servant of man and God Indeed, in the Bible God states that woman was called so because she was taken out of man Therefore she is only a fraction of what a man is. True Christian women accept and embrace this!
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“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

“Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22)

lololol cuz women are inferior amirite
I believe that woman should be equal to men in all aspects of life, i think the passage "I think it is right that I am paid the same as my male counterparts. I think it is right that I should be able to make decisions about my own body. I think it is right that women be involved, on my behalf, in the policies and the decisions that will affect my life. I think it is right that socially, I am afforded the same respect as men" Mohammed 9:13

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