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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-03-2010, 05:31 PM

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BACK IT UP with scripture.
The OP is riddled with scripture. How much more scripture will be necessary to convince you?


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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-03-2010, 05:41 PM

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Nice! I got another infraction from a silly girl for my previous post, which apparently did not contain sufficient scripture. Never mind that it was a post about getting an infraction for a post I made asking someone to post more scripture.

So, to Felicity, the giver of the second infraction, this one's for you. You might want to stop being unforgiving and malicious or I'll have to get all Mark 11:26 and Romans 1:29 on you.

Now, again, I will ask someone to post scripture that tells us how Satan is meddling with science from the original post.
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-05-2010, 09:58 PM

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If you really believe (original poster, and infraction giver) what you say is valid, then BACK IT UP with scripture. I fully expect you to cower behind another infraction however. Prove me wrong.
A little patience will do you well, friend. I am not here to answer questions of random whining teenagers on demand.

Anyway, we know the following of the devil:

John 8:44:
Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

The devil, in short, is the foremost enemy of God, who tries to hinder God's Work. For example:

1 Thessalonians 2:17-18:
But we, brethren, being taken from you for a short time in presence, not in heart, endeavoured the more abundantly to see your face with great desire.
Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us.


Additionally, we know that God does not allow for the teaching of any other doctrine then that of Jesus Christ (the Bible):

1 Timothy 6:3-5:
If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;
He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings,
Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.


So we know that the teachings of other doctrines are the devil's work. So, if we then see these scientific ramblings, and realize that they go against the Holy Bible, we can conclude that Satan must have had a hand in it somehow.


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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 03-10-2011, 03:22 PM

So, basically, anything that you are unable to comprehend you put down to Satan tricking us; yeah?
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 03-10-2011, 03:25 PM

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So, basically, anything that you are unable to comprehend you put down to Satan tricking us; yeah?
Of course not! Apart from the fact that we understand just about everything, sometimes it's God putting us to the test.

You are familiar with the story of Job, aren't you?


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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 03-10-2011, 03:37 PM

Quite possibly the biggest load of nonsense I've ever seen.
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 03-10-2011, 03:39 PM

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Quite possibly the biggest load of nonsense I've ever seen.
Why hello Benjamin. I'm glad you took some time off your busy schedule to persecute us.

Care to back up your insult with Scripture?


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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 04-14-2011, 07:07 AM

If you don't believe in genetics, then you can't believe the white race is superior, because if you start with a so-called superior white person, and that person has kids, the kids can't also be superior whites because without genetics, those traits won't be passed down.
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 04-14-2011, 09:50 AM

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If you don't believe in genetics, then you can't believe the white race is superior, because if you start with a so-called superior white person, and that person has kids, the kids can't also be superior whites because without genetics, those traits won't be passed down.
Friend, did you read my OP? We are created as we are because God forms us in the womb, not genes. Obviously, God creates white people in the wombs of white women and black people in the wombs of black woman so that we can keep track of who carries the curse of Ham and who doesn't.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 06-09-2011, 09:39 PM

WHAT THE...

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE US TO SATAN!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED AS A TRUE CHRISTIAN...

You're just using fear into dumb blind people that wont look any futher then the "word of god" becouse of you!
You're just using fear of satan and hell to create your own kingdom and group of people that calls themselves baptists...
You are the only demon here for creating such a thing!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO TELL PEOPLE WHATS RIGHT AND FALSE!!!
You SERIOUSLY wont reach heaven talking like that!
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-03-2011, 04:19 PM

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WHAT THE...

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE US TO SATAN!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED AS A TRUE CHRISTIAN...

You're just using fear into dumb blind people that wont look any futher then the "word of god" becouse of you!
You're just using fear of satan and hell to create your own kingdom and group of people that calls themselves baptists...
You are the only demon here for creating such a thing!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO TELL PEOPLE WHATS RIGHT AND FALSE!!!
You SERIOUSLY wont reach heaven talking like that!
This is the best post in this thread.

You are exactly right. Religion's purpose is to CONTROL people.


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This is the best post in this thread.

You are exactly right. Religion's purpose is to CONTROL people.
If God didn't control us we would all end up in hell! Did you ever think of that, Mr. Nazipants?

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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-04-2011, 08:10 AM

Actually this is pretty convincing. Satan causes everything.
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-04-2011, 08:27 AM

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Actually this is pretty convincing. Satan causes everything.
Wrong. God does.


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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 07-04-2011, 08:38 AM

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Wrong. God does.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Well this thread says that Satan causes all things that contradicts with the bible.
Does this mean that True disciple is going to hell for his lies?
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Thank you, Brother!
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Question Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 08-06-2011, 10:49 PM

What? Why do I get an infraction for thanking?
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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 11-13-2011, 04:38 AM

Wouldn't the fact the Bible contradicts established scientific theory, be strong evidence against it.
If our knowledge of science was wrong, then it would be impossible to make certain types of technology.
Also, flat earth hypothesis requires a huge conspiracy from NASA.

To adjust for this, strong evidence for god is necessary. Also there has to be evidence to show the Bible not just like all the other scriptures which claim their the word of God.


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Default Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science! - 11-13-2011, 04:55 AM

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Wouldn't the fact the Bible contradicts established scientific theory, be strong evidence against it.
If our knowledge of science was wrong, then it would be impossible to make certain types of technology.
Also, flat earth hypothesis requires a huge conspiracy from NASA.

To adjust for this, strong evidence for god is necessary. Also there has to be evidence to show the Bible not just like all the other scriptures which claim their the word of God.
If anything contradicts the Holy Bible, then is is wrong. God trumps all.

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2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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