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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by goodgirlgonebad
Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*
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Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)
Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.
Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”
One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.
Amen.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:34 AM
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Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.
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It's not about pleasure, it's about creating children for Christ! You and your sick anecdotes should LEAVE.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Pray, and keep up the heavy housework right to the time you go into labor. Lazing around eating whatever suits your fancy is definitely the wrong way to go about it. God gave us muscles for a reason!
Considering you're carrying twins, I doubt that you'll have a short labor, but I've found it best to keep praying during labor. Quote scripture and have a woman in there reading scripture to you.
I don't think the husband has to be in there. Why? Do you think a man appreciates watching something like that happening?
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Thank you, I will take all your advice into account. I'll sign Mr. Puckett up for a day of bowling with our friends that day. And continuing with the heavy housework will be a breeze! It's my favorite thing to do beside serve God and my husband. I can't seem to get that darn vaccuum out of my hands!
YIC!
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But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)
Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.
Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”
One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.
Amen.
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Amen.
Beautifully, Beautifully put, Mr. Bathfire.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)
Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.
Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”
One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.
Amen.
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I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:54 AM
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I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.
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Oh, everyone stop what you're doing! Little Miss Google Whore found the "get into Heaven free card!"
She REALLY TRIED. Praise His name!
Seriously?
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Alexandria Puckett
Oh, everyone stop what you're doing! Little Miss Google Whore found the "get into Heaven free card!"
She REALLY TRIED. Praise His name!
Seriously?
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No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 02:03 AM
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No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.
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I see, so you're allowed to insult and ridicule us, but if someone comes back at you, then they're just a big meanie?
And if you were a True Christian™ I'm sure you wouldn't have had to go through your "traumatic" experience.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 02:35 AM
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No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.
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I'd rather you NOT think about my "tight little a**". I'm happily married and don't appreciate lesbian wannabes flirting with me.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
What is the pain of childbirth if not a gift from God? I turned off my wife's morphine drip when my son Zebida was born. Yes, my wife did cause a bit of a fuss and the doctor said it was the noisiest caesarian he had ever performed however it was a mild discomfort compared to an eternity in hell.
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I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 03:00 AM
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I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.
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I couldn't find any Scripture against them. Can you?
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 03:07 AM
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I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.
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I really don't know much about them. Nobody I know well enough to discuss such things has ever had one.
Didymiss Much is correct that the Bible doesn't say anything against them. I guess if you're cursed enough to have to have a Caesarian, then you need to go through it without anesthetics.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 01:26 PM
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I'm an unmarried woman. I live with my boyfriend. My girlfriend lives a few miles away. Any other questions?
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How do you expect to go to Heaven if you live in fornication with whoever will plug your cooter? No wonder you were cursed with daughters.
Why do you want to bring shame on your father? Back in the day they knew what to do with people like you...
Deuteronomy 22:20-21
20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 11:03 PM
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Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.
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i sea you like wiNDOW LICKING TOOO we're freidns!
For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-20-2013, 11:28 PM
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i sea you like wiNDOW LICKING TOOO we're freidns!
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Betty Sue, darlin, I don't think this is the place for that. Try sending her a private message, I'm sure she'd reply.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-21-2013, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by goodgirlgonebad
I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.
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When Jesus was suffering on the cross for YOU did He ask His Father for an epidural? No, He took the pain. Nails through His hands and feet, a wound to His side! No relief for Him, just vinegar. And you want pain relief for such a simple procedure as a caesarian .
You do know who was there watching when you were rejected God's gift of pain? Jesus was, perhaps with tears rolling down his sweet cheeks remembering what He endured for ungrateful you.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-21-2013, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
When Jesus was suffering on the cross for YOU did He ask His Father for an epidural? No, He took the pain. Nails through His hands and feet, a wound to His side! No relief for Him, just vinegar. And you want pain relief for such a simple procedure as a caesarian .
You do know who was there watching when you were rejected God's gift of pain? Jesus was, perhaps with tears rolling down his sweet cheeks remembering what He endured for ungrateful you.
YIC
Jack
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You can bet the farm that if a man were to experience the relative pain of childbirth he would be back at work at the steel mill with his burly, husky work mates talking about the ball game.
Malingering and moaning about their nethers being used for God's intended purpose is something one can only expect from a woman
God's gives them an easy way to get on the road to Heaven and the ungrateful skanks spit in Jesus' gentle eye
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-21-2013, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
You can bet the farm that if a man were to experience the relative pain of childbirth he would be back at work at the steel mill with his burly, husky work mates talking about the ball game.
Malingering and moaning about their nethers being used for God's intended purpose is something one can only expect from a woman
God's gives them an easy way to get on the road to Heaven and the ungrateful skanks spit in Jesus' gentle eye
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AMEN!
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-21-2013, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
When Jesus was suffering on the cross for YOU did He ask His Father for an epidural? No, He took the pain. Nails through His hands and feet, a wound to His side! No relief for Him, just vinegar. And you want pain relief for such a simple procedure as a caesarian .
You do know who was there watching when you were rejected God's gift of pain? Jesus was, perhaps with tears rolling down his sweet cheeks remembering what He endured for ungrateful you.
YIC
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I am literally crying at the level of sense in this post, Brother Jack. And I am a manly man, let me tell you. Your love for the Truth® about Jesus sets you apart from other men. You have inspired me.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-22-2013, 02:30 AM
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I am literally crying at the level of sense in this post, Brother Jack. And I am a manly man, let me tell you. Your love for the Truth® about Jesus sets you apart from other men. You have inspired me.
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Glory to God for blessing Mr. Jack and Landover with his good sense!
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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