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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
How old is your son? Once my son was older than 6 months I could no longer fit him in the microwave. Before then, whenever he cried, I'd give him a 10 second blast in the microwave to give him a "hell sampler" for disobedience. I know that 10 seconds is a mere slap on the wrist, but I didn't want to cook his ability to create soldiers for Christ in the future.
Future proofing Phil
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Your technique of cooking children is ingenious, our Lord's delegate Hitler used the same practice to cleanse Europe of the Jewish and dumb chicken-eating
***racial slur removed by moderator***. Unfortunately the Atheist communist scum and the ignorant buck-toothed Brits stopped our Lord's delegate. The Holocaust was merely a guise to justify stopping Hitler from helping the world. Look at the results today - Jewish children allowed to live in God'a world,
***racial slur removed by moderator*** making America terrible and in need to be sent to death camps, and disabled children who were born that way with no way to control it allowed to evenI've one second. We must take God's advice and purge these heretics.