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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Seriously, how do they even get dressed in the morning?
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Dear Sister,
This is - obviously -
funny as the atheists will
soon,
very very soon (Revelation 22:20) find themselves in
most uncomfortable circumstances (Revelation 20:15). Behind the hilarious front, however, a
disgusting secret lurks.
Induced sodomy.
Please take a look at the
instruments these
Behemoths (Job 40:15) are holding. They seem to be arm extensions and that is
exactly what the atheist swarm wants to make us believe. However, on the subliminal level and after a quick data search (I usually use the Google Image Search for the most effective way to conduct
Creation Science) we can see that the instruments are actually
hemorrhoid guns manufactured to penetrate the
lower intestinal tract through the
sphincter muscles of
male youth!
These devices do not work alone, they are used in combination with an
anal dilator!
Why are these Behemoths (Job 40:15)
smiling? They are smiling because they
know that with this image and these devices they've once again
seduced another susceptible youngster to the Dark Side.
God predicted this day would come with 101% accuracy, as always. Well, He's
God for
God's Sake!
Isaiah 40:30
Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall:
The atheists
not only believe that the Behemoths (Job 40:15) Created each other (a false belief), they also surmise that these beasts will lead
our children (will
no-one think of them?) to unnatural fornication (and it
will). Behold the Behemoths' device
penetrating the victim in the image below (please do
not look!):
Can you
see the tiny hand of the
tyrannosaurid (only two-three fingers) cunningly fine-tuning the device in a clear
mockery of Jesusfine-tuning our natural laws!
God Created the World. The atheists only created
sodomy. Please accept my
gratitude, Sister Mary, for bringing this image to our attention. Only by laughing at the atheists' antics can we
counter-strike their sodomistic strokes. Only by
ridiculing their fossilized theories can be pave the road to
President Trump to re-gain the
Control of the Nation not unlike King Asa (not the one who trusted modern medicine and
DIED - 2 Chronicles 16:12-13 - but the
other one)!
1 Kings 15:11-12
And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer