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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Brother Titus,
In order to rid yourself of this problem have you considered driving over him with a truck? This method seems to have worked o.k. in the Godless city of London in the Caliphate of England.
YIC
TT
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Brother Tom and Brother Titus,
I am reluctant to accept the solution of running over this boy with a truck. Somehow it seems a rather harsh method of dealing with the problem. My advice is to proceed with caution.
If, indeed, the youngster begins showing signs of absolute muslimicity, perhaps he might fall in front of your lawn mower.
You could also ask the community to petition for this family to move in the name of security. You could fashion picket signs with slogans like "Protect our Children from Pedophile Islamists," or "Not In Our Neighborhood! Sharia law must GO!"
I will be keeping this situation in my prayers. Just have faith and take comfort in the fact that Jesus knows, is watching, and will never fail you.