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Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him settle for a Gulf Stream -
10-30-2006, 09:19 PM
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Looks like the super rich are looking wide body in the choice of aircraft now. Can Landover be left behind. So what can the church do for you Al to aid your missionary work to wayward girls on tropical islands? Boeing 777 with private prayer chapel and indoor gun range?
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-30-2006, 10:56 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/bw/20061030/...20051019189821
Looks like the super rich are looking wide body in the choice of aircraft now. Can Landover be left behind. So what can the church do for you Al to aid your missionary work to wayward girls on tropical islands? Boeing 777 with private prayer chapel and indoor gun range?
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I'm staying with the Gulfstream. Sure it's small, but I want to keep a low profile when I fly into small airports in Central America to collect tithes.
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-30-2006, 11:08 PM
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I'm staying with the Gulfstream. Sure it's small, but I want to keep a low profile when I fly into small airports in Central America to collect tithes.
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If that's the case, you might want to do away with the bags with the dollar sign on them in favor of a nice nondescript briefcase.
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-30-2006, 11:39 PM
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If that's the case, you might want to do away with the bags with the dollar sign on them in favor of a nice nondescript briefcase.
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-30-2006, 11:47 PM
Ummm....that kinda looks even worse than the bags with the dollar signs
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-30-2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
I'm staying with the Gulfstream. Sure it's small, but I want to keep a low profile when I fly into small airports in Central America to collect tithes.
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Pastor Pistle, I just heard that the jap airlines are selling their entire fleet of 747's off, because they are too big and the jap tourists who fly to Hawaii don't like their feet swinging off the seats. We may be able to pick a few up....
In Central America, a private 747 qualifies as "low profile".
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-31-2006, 10:56 AM
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Ummm....that kinda looks even worse than the bags with the dollar signs
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Yes, well the Bible says 10% of the produce of the land, so if that is what it looks like; then it is produce of the land indeed.
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-31-2006, 11:08 AM
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Ummm....that kinda looks even worse than the bags with the dollar signs
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OH! I posted the wrong picture! I don't know WHAT that is a picture of, but I certainly didn't take it! Someone must have borrowed my camera to take pictures of ......roofing insulation.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Upgrade for Pastor Al, don't make him just settle for a Gulf Stream 2000 -
10-31-2006, 11:17 AM
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OH! I posted the wrong picture! I don't know WHAT that is a picture of, but I certainly didn't take it! Someone must have borrowed my camera to take pictures of ......roofing insulation.
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That's right Pastor Pistle...I forgot to mention it to you. Right before he headed out into the woods, Brother Mike borrowed your camera. He said he needed to "show good faith to his customers", so naturally we all assumed it was on the up and up....I wonder if this is somehow connected to his debilitating headwound.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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