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Default Introduction to Godly marital discipline? - 05-07-2013, 10:57 AM

Hi friends,

I referenced in my introduction thread that I am married and that my wife has not yet fallen pregnant. I'm in my 20s and I'm anxious to turn my partner into a baby maker as soon as possible.

We have been performing the procreative act on a regular basis ever since we got married 2 years ago. Initially I was worried that she might be enjoying it too much so I started making her solve crossword puzzles while I did the deed. I know whenever she isn't taking it seriously because I check the puzzle at the end. To me, 20 seconds seems like enough time to make a start.

Anyway, as I said in my introduction thread, I'm starting to fear that she's using heretical contraceptive devices behind my back. I did some research on the internet and I'm led to believe there is a pill that women can take to control this kind of thing. I suspect my wife might be taking them.

I haven't confronted her yet because if thing's take a turn for the worse at that point, I'm not sure how to administer Godly marital discipline. In our relationship so far, I have never used physical discipline - relying instead on her subservience to me as the husband - but I fear it may become necessary in dealing with this problem. If my suspicions are confirmed, it may be the case that I have to turn her into a son factory by force.

How best can I slowly introduce discipline into my marital relationship?

Thanks.


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Default Re: Introduction to Godly marital discipline? - 05-12-2013, 01:24 PM

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Hi friends,

I referenced in my introduction thread that I am married and that my wife has not yet fallen pregnant. I'm in my 20s and I'm anxious to turn my partner into a baby maker as soon as possible.

We have been performing the procreative act on a regular basis ever since we got married 2 years ago. Initially I was worried that she might be enjoying it too much so I started making her solve crossword puzzles while I did the deed. I know whenever she isn't taking it seriously because I check the puzzle at the end. To me, 20 seconds seems like enough time to make a start.

Anyway, as I said in my introduction thread, I'm starting to fear that she's using heretical contraceptive devices behind my back. I did some research on the internet and I'm led to believe there is a pill that women can take to control this kind of thing. I suspect my wife might be taking them.

I haven't confronted her yet because if thing's take a turn for the worse at that point, I'm not sure how to administer Godly marital discipline. In our relationship so far, I have never used physical discipline - relying instead on her subservience to me as the husband - but I fear it may become necessary in dealing with this problem. If my suspicions are confirmed, it may be the case that I have to turn her into a son factory by force.

How best can I slowly introduce discipline into my marital relationship?

Thanks.
I have found that locking them in the basement and only allowing them out to perform the deed works quite well.


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Default Re: Introduction to Godly marital discipline? - 05-12-2013, 07:37 PM

Good afternoon!

I'd encourage you to look at websites like this one, http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/ (I believe it may have even been used before here on another thread) that address discipline in Christian marriages. There are many out there on the internet, so through careful filtering (as to avoid the weird and sinful BDSM type sites) you can find some very helpful tools. I found this one within a few minutes of reading your post.

I can also offer up advice that comes from my own marriage. Though my marriage is in a rocky spot right now we had 19 years of a healthy Christian marriage previously.

Now I’m aware all marriages have their different dynamics and what have you so some may disagree with what I’m about to say. My wife was a little slow to catch on at first so in my marriage I found the use of physical discipline being administered was not unlike getting into a pool. Sure you can dip your toe in, test the waters, but it is best if you just dive right in. As a good and loving husband I had a rule that I would give my wife one verbal warning before resorting to having to correct her through physical means. This way if she does it again she has no one to blame but herself. She is practically making you do it! Assuming your wife is a good Christian woman she will understand and in fact be grateful to you for making her into a better woman.

A perfect example, my wife used to be awful about telling me to do things like take out the trash. Every time I’d be walking out the door to go to work I’d hear her calling out from whatever part of the house she was cleaning for me to take out the trash. I reminded her of 1 Timothy 2:12 and also that cleaning was her responsibility and told her that if she forgot her place again... Well, I’d have to remind her in a more serious way. So my wife had just had gotten home after going through a difficult 72 hours of labor giving birth to our first son and for some reason was finding it difficult to perform her womanly duties around the house. Sure enough, she told me to take out the trash. Staying true to my word I resorted to a little physical discipline, and let me tell you not only has she never brought up the trash again she was even grateful for the lesson! Sure, I could have just taken out the trash as I was walking out to my car. The trash bin is about four feet away from it, but if I had done that she would have never understood or learned her lesson. I do not have to resort to physical discipline often but when I do my wife never makes the same mistake again.

Have you searched the house for these anti-baby pills? Perhaps even taken her to a Christian doctor for a drug test? If you fear your wife is taking these pills and do not trust her word then perhaps it is time you get proof, one way or another.

I will pray for you to soon be blessed with a son.

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Default Re: Introduction to Godly marital discipline? - 05-13-2013, 11:36 AM

BDSM is just another trick by the cultists to undermine the virtue of discipline. Add to this that Google do their evil by fraudulent translations of Jap traditional medicine, making people believe that bellypunching is some sort of a fetish. And yes, the Big Pharma want to get millions addicted to their psychiatric drugs, when a solid punch in the stomach would solve the problem.

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My favorite methods for wife discipline:
  • Knock the wind out of her with a solid stomach punch
  • Tripping her
  • Lift her up, spin her around until she gets dizzy
  • Throw her so she hit the floor chest first (also good for wind removal)
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Default Macho, but in a different way - 05-26-2013, 10:03 PM

I'm a macho man, but in a different way. I don't spank my wife when she screws up, but I let her do that to me when she is inclined. I don't spank her because I'm meant to be her protector, but when she asks, I present my buttocks to her for this purpose: - I'm a tough man, so whatever she throws at me, I can take it. To me, a man is only a weakling if he can't take it.
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Default Re: Introduction to Godly marital discipline? - 07-02-2013, 03:40 AM

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My favorite methods for wife discipline:
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[*]Knock the wind out of her with a solid stomach punch[*]Tripping her[*]Lift her up, spin her around until she gets dizzy[*]Throw her so she hit the floor chest first (also good for wind removal)[/LIST]

Amen, brother. Tripping is the way to go. Knock her down and dominate her a couple times. Physical domination. She will obey after that,
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Default Re: Introduction to Godly marital discipline? - 07-04-2013, 09:39 PM

As you consider spanking techniques, here's a few tips from my marriage. There's two forms: daily maintenance and punishment. Punishment is at your discretion. Daily maintenance should be done twice a day, sunrise and sundown. I'm away from home so much I don't get to do as much maintenance as I need to. A good routine makes it a lot smoother. I am a paddle spanker. You need to choose an implement and make her bring it to you. If you decide to be a hand spanker, you need to decide how she should greet your hand. If you become a paddle spanker like me, use a hard wood not a plywood (I've made a lot of mistakes with plywood) and drill some holes through the paddle to let air pass through. Gives you more wallop. Whether it is bare ass or with the panties on is another question. I'm probably 50-50 on that one. Depends on the circumstance. She should know when maintenance is expected and never know when punishment is coming.
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