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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should o - 09-15-2012, 02:36 AM

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So you are really saying that the original trailer was made to be child-friendly, hiding the true nature of this movie? The scenes do not lie, this movie is terrifying! A madman (who is probably a pedophile) invites 5 children to come into his sick candy factory filled with dwarfs, where they are dispatched one by one until only one child remains... disturbing!

A boy almost drown in a river of what looks like human excrement?? Before being sucked up a huge tube leading to a machine that will apparently slice in into bars of gory human fudge? Another boy is shrunk to the size of a dwarf's hand, before being put of a torturer's rack to stretch him back to normal size? A girl is thrown into a garbage pit by a bunch of evil dwarves, which leads to a giant furnace, to be burned alive, and her father is sent to join her! Another girl eats a stick of gum, which makes her whole body swell up to gigantic proportions, before she bursts open and dies. Does this sound like a movie for children? NO, it does NOT!
I completely agree, though I only found the part where he hacks up the parents and feeds them to his gay butt-sex loving oompa loompas(the name screams HOMO!!!) half as bad as the part where he rapes and murders the children because it was the parents who allowed this to happen while the kids were put in harms way because of the parents blindness
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should o - 09-15-2012, 02:37 AM

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They prefer the term "Juggalos".

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Thumbs down Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-24-2012, 06:26 AM

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My apologies, I thought I had. I thought your point was "how do you call yourselves Brothers of a faith when, etc." I pointed out we didn't.

Racism is strictly not tolerated on this forum. God has a plan for everyone and we're in no position to argue with that. While God himself, as Jesus, was unquestionably white with blue eyes that doesn't mean we hate the other races, simply that we accept the place God has given them. Why, we even have several ex-Negros on the forums.

What else?

Oh yes. Why don't we rent the movie? Well, I haven't because Brother Percy has been kind enough to point out what a satanic piece of trash it is. The Lord tells us to let nothing unclean come before our eyes Psalm 101:3 Thanks to Brother Percy, I can follow that command with respect to this disturbing piece of sick fantasy.

Or was your point wondering why Pastor Ezekiel doesn't crawl back into the whole wherest he came? Well, I can't speak for him but I simply don't understand what you mean there. Of course, Pastor Ezekiel is not only a male but a True Christian so his understanding will be greater than mine.

What precisely was your point?

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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-25-2012, 05:01 AM

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Nowhere in the bible does it describe what jesus looks like
How do you know? You've never even owned a Bible, much less read one.

And what does this have to do with "Movies From Hell!!"??


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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 10-26-2012, 03:22 AM

No Christian should ever watch this psychotic "torture porn" fantasy:



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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 10-26-2012, 04:48 AM

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No Christian should ever watch this psychotic "torture porn" fantasy:
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Amen Reverend, the Hellywood inspired movie is just another promotion of the homer gay lifestyle.

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First, please note that the connection is between the film and gay men, not the book. There's a difference.

In the film, Dorothy escapes her sepia hometown where no one pays attention to her into a beautiful, colorful world full of adventure. She embarks on a way to get home (why??) only to be told that all she ever needed was inside her all along.

The film has become an allegory for the gay coming out experience, where you know something about yourself and in accepting that, a whole new world opens up to you.

Additionally, Judy Garland was a strong but troubled woman which seems to resonate with gays (Marilyn Monroe, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Bette Midler, Cher, etc). There's some speculation that the gay code "friend of Dorothy's" used in the forties and fifties referred to Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz, but it could also refer to Dorothy Parker from the Algonquin Round Table.

Further cementing the connection, Judy died June 22, 1969. A remembrance was planned at the biggest gay bar in Manhattan on June 27th. Cops decided to raid the bar that night as the gays mourned their idol, and the patrons fought back thus sparking the gay civil rights movement and the annual Pride celebrations across the country.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...=1006020802847
The book however, is another matter – as one of my ancestors was involved in the period in which the book was written. It's unfortunate that he was a Democrat.

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It is commonly known in economics academia that The Wonderful Wizard of Oz written by L. Frank Baum in 1900 is loaded with powerful symbols of monetary reform which were the core of the Populist movement and the 1896 and 1900 presidential bids of Populist Democrat William Jennings Bryan.

The yellow brick road (gold standard), the Scarecrow (farmers), the Tin Man (industrial workers), the Wicked Witch of the West (Cleveland banker J.D. Rockefeller) and the Wicked Witch of the East (NY banker J.P.Morgan), the Emerald City of Oz (greenback money), the illusory power of the Wizard in the capitol city (who monopolized power through deceit), even Dorothy’s silver slippers (changed to ruby slippers for the color movie version - symbols of Baum’s and Bryan’s belief that adding silver coin to gold coin would provide much needed money to a depression-strapped, 1890s America).


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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 11-25-2013, 06:48 AM

God damn... this has to be the funniest, and juiciest thing I have found in a very long time.

If any of you still read this shit...You all are whack jobs, but it is funny as piffle. So, please continue going full retard throughout your life, as it makes me feel better about my life.

I will try and hope this goes viral. Good day nutjobs. Good day.
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 12-17-2013, 12:39 AM

This to me seems like a very one-sided conversation and one with a very deep Republican base (if that D.A.D.D. signature is not my imagination). I'm rather surprised at something like this even existing. What about the movies that incite morals that are praised within The Bible? I know they are probably the most cookie-cutter and predictable movies that exist in the media but at least they are positive and teach a good moral or set of morals after a conflict is incited by a party who then repents for such conflict and a happy ending occurs. Media works both ways people, while it may be evil in some aspects, you cannot deny the power of it if used in the correct manner. I also think that the one-sidedness (i know that's not a word, but let's pretend that it is.) comes from a closed spectrum of viewpoints. Due to the vehemently disliking people such as Homosexuals and the such, would you guys say it's inappropriate of me to associate myself with them? To talk to them, to try to understand why they are who they choose to be and, if possible, try to show them the correct path?

If i am wrong please point it out to me? You remind me of the WBC for the rather strong dislike of the common world around us. And if you people really want to hate on Satanic things that exist on this world, then find the false bottom of the drawer and see what's inside (*Cough**Cough* Deep Web*Cough**Cough*). Little Inga, Lolita's, and CP all await your salvation from Christ.
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This to me seems like a very one-sided conversation and one with a very deep Republican base (if that D.A.D.D. signature is not my imagination). I'm rather surprised at something like this even existing. What about the movies that incite morals that are praised within The Bible?
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This thread is about immoral movies that spit in Christ's face like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. How is that so hard to understand?



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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 12-17-2013, 01:25 AM

It's not hard to understand but i may have posted on an inappropriate thread and for that i apologize. I'm just questioning on the one-sided view on movies such as Willy Wonka (This movie has been out for awhile and spell check still doesn't recognize Wonka...) that could be interpreted in many ways. It could be that those who aren't Snooty, Unhumble (Antonym of Humble anyone?), Gluttonous, and Spoiled are those that win the Ultimate Prize in life (Simpler Version of the prize for Children who have good morals and are good children).
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It's not hard to understand but i may have posted on an inappropriate thread and for that i apologize. I'm just questioning on the one-sided view on movies such as Willy Wonka (This movie has been out for awhile and spell check still doesn't recognize Wonka...) that could be interpreted in many ways. It could be that those who aren't Snooty, Unhumble (Antonym of Humble anyone?), Gluttonous, and Spoiled are those that win the Ultimate Prize in life (Simpler Version of the prize for Children who have good morals and are good children).
How could a movie about an unmarried middle-aged man that prances about singing and that lives with a bunch of deformed midgets do anything but expectorate in the face of Sweet Baby Jesus?




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 12-17-2013, 12:04 PM

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How could a movie about an unmarried middle-aged man that prances about singing and that lives with a bunch of deformed midgets do anything but expectorate in the face of Sweet Baby Jesus?
Midgets are for comedic effect

Unmarried Middle Age man who is rich yet poor at the same time shows Money cannot buy the happiness one desires in their heart.
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 12-17-2013, 04:24 PM

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Midgets are for comedic effect
Friend, you have a warped sense of humor. Midget sex slaves are funny to you?

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Unmarried Middle Age man who is rich yet poor at the same time shows Money cannot buy the happiness one desires in their heart.
The Holy Bible expresses this much more beautifully:

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Luke Chapter 16


19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Cool Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 04-13-2014, 10:13 AM

You all need to watch this *** shock video *** and listen to this *** shock video *** 90% of you are all racist braindead hicks and you all make me really hope that there is an all powerful satan so that when you are all cleaning his *** privates *** with your tongues I can laugh at you : devil::d evil::de vil:I am he who you hear at your window at night, I am the one that makes you scream out in terror at 3am. enjoy your days of racism and tyrannical political views because one day soon you will all be nothing more than satans buttplug

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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 04-13-2014, 10:46 AM

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You all need to watch this *** shock video *** and listen to this *** shock video *** 90% of you are all racist braindead hicks and you all make me really hope that there is an all powerful satan so that when you are all cleaning his *** privates *** with your tongues I can laugh at you I am he who you hear at your window at night, I am the one that makes you scream out in terror at 3am. enjoy your days of racism and tyrannical political views because one day soon you will all be nothing more than satans buttplug
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 08-15-2014, 12:47 AM

Everybody here should watch "A Serbian Film". Such an uplifting movie.
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 08-16-2014, 03:00 AM

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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 08-19-2014, 04:14 PM

Any movie with a negro lead needs to go in the trash!!
Sorry denzel and Halle.
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