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I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-20-2013, 06:26 PM
I know there is no love between Landover and the liberals at Westboro but this is quite the insult. Some homo queer bought a house across the street from Westboro and painted his house in fag colors.
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I am sure the hand of God has something to do with this. While they read from the KJV, they sure don't follow it to the letter like us. Remember when Pastor Ezekiel went to meet old man Phelps, but instead Fred sent his daughter Margie instead? Talk about insulting, not only to Pastor Ezekiel but to God. At Westboro, they actually let their women speak in the church
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Insult God...He'll get you right back!!
Take that you liberal fluffy bunny "Christians"!!!
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-20-2013, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
I know there is no love between Landover and the liberals at Westboro but this is quite the insult. Some homo queer bought a house across the street from Westboro and painted his house in fag colors.
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I am sure the hand of God has something to do with this. While they read from the KJV, they sure don't follow it to the letter like us. Remember when Pastor Ezekiel went to meet old man Phelps, but instead Fred sent his daughter Margie instead? Talk about insulting, not only to Pastor Ezekiel but to God. At Westboro, they actually let their women speak in the church
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Insult God...He'll get you right back!!
Take that you liberal fluffy bunny "Christians"!!!
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NOT only painted it homo colours - TURNED it into a homo-den! Where LGBT sinners can congregate and speak of equality!
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-20-2013, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
I know there is no love between Landover and the liberals at Westboro but this is quite the insult. Some homo queer bought a house across the street from Westboro and painted his house in fag colors.
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I am sure the hand of God has something to do with this. While they read from the KJV, they sure don't follow it to the letter like us.
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No they don't. From what I understand, they don't even have a B.A.S.H. program (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals). I wonder what they would do if some Homer threw himself on their stairs asking for mercy and help in changing his ways. Would they help him into a program? Or just beat him with placards?
They are also so hung up on the homers, that they don't seem to feel that any other part of the Bible applies. The women wear jeans (even if you believe that "slacks" are okay for a woman, jeans certainly are not ) I've even heard that when a man marries one of his daughters that the man takes the Phelps name
Pure liebral hogwash, that's what that is.
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Remember when Pastor Ezekiel went to meet old man Phelps, but instead Fred sent his daughter Margie instead? Talk about insulting, not only to Pastor Ezekiel but to God. At Westboro, they actually let their women speak in the church
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Speak, preach, where that which pertaineth to a man, where cotton poly blends. They make me want to puke
Also, did you know they're Demoncrats? Old Fred himself ran on the Demoncrat ticket, and he supported Gore against the Godly Bush back in 2000.
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Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Insult God...He'll get you right back!!
Take that you liberal fluffy bunny "Christians"!!!
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Amen Brother. They are a sick liebral cult.
Ahem....
Sorry for my rant, but if I hear "YOU'RE JUST LIKE WESTEBORO" one more time, I'm going to beat the person over the head with a Bible. And I'll warn you, diaper bags give you the ability to carry VERY LARGE Bibles! As in Large Print, Hard Bound.
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-25-2013, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
I know there is no love between Landover and the liberals at Westboro but this is quite the insult. Some homo queer bought a house across the street from Westboro and painted his house in fag colors.
Source
I am sure the hand of God has something to do with this. While they read from the KJV, they sure don't follow it to the letter like us. Remember when Pastor Ezekiel went to meet old man Phelps, but instead Fred sent his daughter Margie instead? Talk about insulting, not only to Pastor Ezekiel but to God. At Westboro, they actually let their women speak in the church
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Insult God...He'll get you right back!!
Take that you liberal fluffy bunny "Christians"!!!
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Our country is getting worse everyday! If only everyone were True Christians *sigh* Satan must be getting crowded down there in Hell!
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-25-2013, 01:54 AM
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...Satan must be getting crowded down there in Hell!
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Scripture that says anyone is actually in Hell yet?
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 03:17 AM
So you are, in effect, siding with the LGBT community by rejoicing in the fact that they have raised a giant spiritual middle finger to the false Christians that you resent so much?
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 03:19 AM
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So you are, in effect, siding with the LGBT community by rejoicing in the fact that they have raised a giant spiritual middle finger to the false Christians that you resent so much?
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Of course not.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by AmazingAlice
So you are, in effect, siding with the LGBT community by rejoicing in the fact that they have raised a giant spiritual middle finger to the false Christians that you resent so much?
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Is reading comprehension something they don't teach anymore?
We're not siding with anyone! Westboro is not under God's protection because they're not a True Christian™ church, and the homers accross the street are just being upity pains in the butt like atheist homers like to be.
The guy running it will probably offer to sell it to Fred Phelps for double what he paid for it or something.
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 03:53 AM
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...The guy running it will probably offer to sell it to Fred Phelps for double what he paid for it or something.
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Fred's just waiting for them to do something he can sue them for (the slightest violation of whatever right Fred can convince a judge they've infringed on, or whatever). Half (or more) of the Phelps clan are lawyers (including the old man), and after the successes in court they've had over the years, they have VERY deep pockets.
Fred is many things, but stupid ain't one of them.
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 04:01 AM
I have always said since they let Shirley become the spokesperson for them, they had fallen into sin.
This is merely God's righteous punishment for them refusing to follow the Bible.
1 Tim 2:12; 1 Cor. 14:34
This is so incredibly apropos.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 04:05 AM
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Wait, is she talking about me here? Is that 2-bit grifter calling ME a whore!??
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 05:17 AM
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Fred's just waiting for them to do something he can sue them for (the slightest violation of whatever right Fred can convince a judge they've infringed on, or whatever). Half (or more) of the Phelps clan are lawyers (including the old man), and after the successes in court they've had over the years, they have VERY deep pockets.
Fred is many things, but stupid ain't one of them.
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True, I believe suing over civil rights violations is the families main source of income.
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 05:55 AM
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So you are, in effect, siding with the LGBT community by rejoicing in the fact that they have raised a giant spiritual middle finger to the false Christians that you resent so much?
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We don't resent anyone, dear. We love just as Christ commands us.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
I know there is no love between Landover and the liberals at Westboro but this is quite the insult. Some homo queer bought a house across the street from Westboro and painted his house in fag colors.
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That guy up the ladder? He seems to have short nappy hair – is he a nigra? It would at least explain why he has gotten the colors wrong.
The rainbow is
RED
ORANGE
YELLOW
GREEN
BLUE
INDIGO
VIOLET
And you can easily remember this if you say:
REPUBLICANS
OPPOSE
YOUNG
GAYS
BEING
INTERNALLY
VIOLATED
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Re: I actually feel bad for Westboro Baptist Church -
03-27-2013, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
That guy up the ladder? He seems to have short nappy hair – is he a nigra? It would at least explain why he has gotten the colors wrong.
The rainbow is
RED
ORANGE
YELLOW
GREEN
BLUE
INDIGO
VIOLET
And you can easily remember this if you say:
REPUBLICANS
OPPOSE
YOUNG
GAYS
BEING
INTERNALLY
VIOLATED
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I haven't even noticed it before, but you're right, instead of a rainbow there are just random colors painted on that wall. Yep, these people cannot do right absolutely anything!
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