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Default Re: I wish I had the faith of an atheist. - 03-26-2013, 07:34 AM

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Please clear the sand and lube out of your orifices before posting further.

Your challenge is already trampled on as the Bible was written by many different authors over a period of 1600 years. The Koran was written by just one guy, a priest wannabe child molester with an ugly wife with a mustache who thought so highly of himself that he declared that God said of him that HE was the greatest saint ever. I don't even need to quote one single verse.
Amen Pastor,

And as I like to point out, both moohomid and joseph smith were "visited by angels" not God himself. And what does the Bible say about angels?

2nd Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

So if Satan can transform himself into an angel of light, how do we know all of these other cults weren't started by Satan? How do we know when a message is from God or from Satan? Well the Bible tells us that too.

Jeremiah 14:13-16 Then said I, Ah, Lord God! behold, the prophets say unto them, Ye shall not see the sword, neither shall ye have famine; but I will give you assured peace in this place. Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart. Therefore thus saith the Lord concerning the prophets that prophesy in my name, and I sent them not, yet they say, Sword and famine shall not be in this land; By sword and famine shall those prophets be consumed. And the people to whom they prophesy shall be cast out in the streets of Jerusalem because of the famine and the sword; and they shall have none to bury them, them, their wives, nor their sons, nor their daughters: for I will pour their wickedness upon them.

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


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Default Re: I wish I had the faith of an atheist. - 03-28-2013, 06:19 AM

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Your challenge is already trampled on as the Bible was written by many different authors over a period of 1600 years.
You're afraid of my challenge because, as the Qur'an says, you can't produce a part of the Bible that is as well written as the Qur'an. Maybe you could try this one:

John 6:22 The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but [that] his disciples were gone away alone;
John 6:23 (Howbeit there came other boats from Tiberias nigh unto the place where they did eat bread, after that the Lord had given thanks)
John 6:24 When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.

Could someone explain to me what it means?
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Default Re: I wish I had the faith of an atheist. - 03-28-2013, 06:31 AM

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You're afraid of my challenge because, as the Qur'an says, you can't produce a part of the Bible that is as well written as the Qur'an. Maybe you could try this one:

John 6:22 The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but [that] his disciples were gone away alone;
John 6:23 (Howbeit there came other boats from Tiberias nigh unto the place where they did eat bread, after that the Lord had given thanks)
John 6:24 When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.

Could someone explain to me what it means?
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Default Re: I wish I had the faith of an atheist. - 03-28-2013, 10:48 AM

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You're afraid of my challenge because, as the Qur'an says, you can't produce a part of the Bible that is as well written as the Qur'an. Maybe you could try this one:

John 6:22 The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but [that] his disciples were gone away alone;
John 6:23 (Howbeit there came other boats from Tiberias nigh unto the place where they did eat bread, after that the Lord had given thanks)
John 6:24 When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.

Could someone explain to me what it means?
Why have you stolen the identity of an apostate British coward who is spending time at Her Majesties Pleasure for terrorism?

Is there something you would like to tell us?

This is just typical of your ilk. Telling lies is second nature to you.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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