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Rebuke Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 04-03-2017, 05:23 PM
I am not proud of my papist past. In fact, if I were able to erase those days from my history, I would in an instant. Knowing that Jesus has forgiven me is the only thing that keeps me happy and at peace.


Well, that and a Dairy Queen Dilly Bar. I love those.


But the reason I am so livid today is that while listening to the radio in the Jeep today on our way to Rio, there was a papist radio show during which the priest said this:


"Since Jesus said He would be with us always (Matthew 28:20), how can there be a second coming?" He went on to say that overzealous Christians who have fallen away from the one true church (the Roman Catholic Church) have failed to interpret the scriptures properly. "There is no second coming. Jesus is already here with us, and He will be until the end of the world." Well, the Bible tells us that this world will not end. (Ephesians 3:21) So yes, Jesus is with us always. But He is with us in Spirit and through the gift of the Holy Spirit. He will return to us - just read Matthew 24 to learn the signs of His coming. I am SO mad at lying Roman Catholics trying to keep us from saving souls. If people don't fear the 2nd coming, how can we get them to accept Jesus and tithe to our churches?


Jesus told us to go into all the world and preach the gospel to all nations, which is why Brother Farmer and I are on this sacred mission to South American countries, where we harvest souls in places like Club 117 in Rio and where we can present the good news of the soon coming Christ to those who have not heard of it before. And Jesus comes QUICKLY!


It's time for us to continue our efforts to silence churches who do not believe as we do. I say we propose that Donald Trump makes it illegal to be anything but a Baptist by use of an executive order. Our Constitution demands religious freedom and this is the only way for us to get it - by wiping out all other religions. Glory!


Who will write such a letter with me? Glory!


I must get back to my evangelizing for now, but this has to be a priority. Someone please write the letter now and as soon as I get back home I will write one also. Promise. Cross my heart.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
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Default Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 04-04-2017, 01:08 PM
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Jesus told us to go into all the world and preach the gospel to all nations, which is why Brother Farmer and I are on this sacred mission to South American countries, where we harvest souls in places like Club 117 in Rio and where we can present the good news of the soon coming Christ to those who have not heard of it before. And Jesus comes QUICKLY!

Larry,


I suppose I could pen a few words on your behalf to the POTUS. As you are well aware I have plenty of free time on my hands whilst you have a great time Evangelizing in Rio. But I suppose, that as I am not yet a True Christian, I shouldn't complain.


Hope yourself and Brother Farmer have a great time.


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Cross Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 04-05-2017, 12:14 AM
Merda! I lost my keys to the Jeep and James and I are about to head to the airport for the flight home. I looked everywhere and finally said a prayer to St Anthony: "Tony, Tony, look around, something's lost that must be found."


All of a sudden, the breeze caused the curtain to knock against the leather shorts I hadn't packed yet and I heard the keys jingle.


Wow, thank you to St Anthony for favors granted!


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Default Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 04-05-2017, 01:04 AM
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Merda! I lost my keys to the Jeep and James and I are about to head to the airport for the flight home. I looked everywhere and finally said a prayer to St Anthony: "Tony, Tony, look around, something's lost that must be found."


All of a sudden, the breeze caused the curtain to knock against the leather shorts I hadn't packed yet and I heard the keys jingle.


Wow, thank you to St Anthony for favors granted!


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The LORD JESUS found my soul and He alone finds me when I am in need of His grace. None other name, no other power but JESUS.

Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 04-09-2017, 01:54 AM
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Merda! I lost my keys to the Jeep and James and I are about to head to the airport for the flight home. I looked everywhere and finally said a prayer to St Anthony: "Tony, Tony, look around, something's lost that must be found."


All of a sudden, the breeze caused the curtain to knock against the leather shorts I hadn't packed yet and I heard the keys jingle.


Wow, thank you to St Anthony for favors granted!


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Oh Heavens, did Larry just have a relapse?

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Oh Heavens, did Larry just have a relapse?

Brother Faith,


I believe this is a revenant of Brother Larry's mission in Brazil. I left to take Sister Kate's husband home so I do not know all the details of what happened after my departure. I do hope he has not had a prolapse and been infected by papish demons. I am sure that he is taking care of this and is, as we speak, wrestling with the infection.


Ephesians 6:12


“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.”


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Oh Heavens, did Larry just have a relapse?
That was five days ago. He prayed and claimed the power of Jesus Christ. He probably was just a little light-headed from dehydration during his trip, and some minor demon saw a way in. Prayer, a cold beer, more prayer and some laying on of hands from the elders will bring him back to full strength and he will be standing firm in the Lord once more.


The thing about being Catholic is that it is in many ways an ethnicity as much as it is a religion. I have totally and completely cast off my Papist ways, but I still find myself ready to make the sign of the cross when I hear a siren. And I can't look at any shade of light blue without thinking, There's my Grandma's favorite color-- Blessed Virgin Mary blue.

And don't get me started on my Friday fish-cravings.

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That was five days ago. He prayed and claimed the power of Jesus Christ. He probably was just a little light-headed from dehydration during his trip, and some minor demon saw a way in. Prayer, a cold beer, more prayer and some laying on of hands from the elders will bring him back to full strength and he will be standing firm in the Lord once more.


The thing about being Catholic is that it is in many ways an ethnicity as much as it is a religion. I have totally and completely cast off my Papist ways, but I still find myself ready to make the sign of the cross when I hear a siren. And I can't look at any shade of light blue without thinking, There's my Grandma's favorite color-- Blessed Virgin Mary blue.

And don't get me started on my Friday fish-cravings.

Dearest Sister Handmaiden,


How thoughtful and considerate of you to understand and yet still have faith in JESUS that He would redeem me from this momentary fall into the falsehood that is Catholicism. I received a certificate of complete freedom from possession in the mail yesterday from Pastor Ezekiel's Exorcism by Post program. This program asks you to send a picture of yourself clad only in underwear and a same-gender pastor (of course) will inspect it. He lays hands on it until everything has come out. I feel alive in Jesus again.


I have the same issue with that blue color and it is hard for me to pass a McDonald's without grabbing a filet of fish each Friday, but these are not demonic - they are simply memories which we need to pray away. According to photographs, even Christ wore blue once in a while to the occasional beatific speech or raising of the dead. Glory! I think it was Friday that He fed the 5000 with the loaves and fishes. (Actual counts vary)


Again, thank you for your trust in the LORD. I have such warm feelings for you in my heart.


COME, LORD JESUS!
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Dearest Sister Handmaiden, . . thank you for your trust in the LORD. I have such warm feelings for you in my heart.


COME, LORD JESUS!
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Dear BrotherLarry, thank you for your thank you. It pleases me to think of you once more standing firm in the Lord.


There are many memories of my Catholic childhood that I pray to Jesus over. Do you also have an unnatural fear of penguins? Sometimes even a picture of a killer whale or a panda will send a small chill down my spine as I protectively curl my knuckles inward.





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I say we propose that Donald Trump makes it illegal to be anything but a Baptist by use of an executive order. Our Constitution demands religious freedom and this is the only way for us to get it - by wiping out all other religions.
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Default Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 05-02-2017, 04:37 AM
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Why can't we wish that? I want to overturn the first amendment, except when it benefits me! The Catholics only stopped trying to make their religion compulsory in the 1900's.

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Default Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 05-02-2017, 05:24 AM
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Why can't we wish that? I want to overturn the first amendment, except when it benefits me!
True, it is OK to wish it, but, given the current climate in American society, I don't see how it would come about in the near future. Further, there are differences of opinions among Baptists, for example, concerning the role of women in marriage or as deacons in church. It is not clear if an executive order would allow these differences or mandate something more restrictive.
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Default Re: Catholic Radio Continues to Spread Lies - 05-02-2017, 09:13 AM
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I could be wrong, but I have a difficult time believing that you are serious?

Serious as a heart attack Sunbeam. Do you have a singular problem with that?


Serious words that we need to take seriously in these very serious days that we are living in:






Hope this gives you an idea of how serious we are.


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