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PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 08:12 AM
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 08:33 AM
Amen!! LET US PRAY for further earthquakes to wash away more sinful people in Japan!
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 09:13 AM
You are a horrible person! Don't mean all those innocent people who are suffering anything to you!?
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 09:33 AM
Ha ha poor Dutch Girl, her buzz is wearing off!
Everyone is born in sin, and deserves to suffer forever and ever in Hell! What's an earthquake in comparison to that?
Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.~Psalm 51:5
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 12:24 PM
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You are a horrible person! Don't mean all those innocent people who are suffering anything to you!?
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If they were "innocent", then yes, I would be curious that God chose to make examples of them - I would wish to know what I might do to save myself, my loved ones and fellow True Christians™. HOWEVER, these slants are not even faintly fluffy-bunny Christian; they are out and out pagans, worshiping their god "Shint" and refusing to accept Jesus!
2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Obviously, in a land of those who would not seek the LORD, no one is going to kill anyone else for not seeking the LORD - so the LORD has to do it Himself.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
OK, or do you want it Dutch with an accompanying reefer?
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 01:03 PM
Why was god so angry with the Japanese?
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 01:19 PM
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Why was god so angry with the Japanese?
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We do not know how He thinks, but I bet it was because of Pearl Harbour. Again.
Nahum 1:8
But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 01:55 PM
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Why was god so angry with the Japanese?
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Read my post... the one above yours
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 02:47 PM
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they are out and out pagans, worshiping their god "Shint" and refusing to accept Jesus!
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Perhaps they were praying all along and God just doesn't understand Japanese ?.
Could this all be just a communication error ?....
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 03:08 PM
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Perhaps they were praying all along and God just doesn't understand Japanese ?. Could this all be just a communication error ?....
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Don't talk nonsense. God is all knowing. There is nothing He does not understand!
Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 03:15 PM
Load of rubbish. Any fool can make proof that god hates any nation if they took the time, and believe me, America would be the easiest of countries to hate
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 03:29 PM
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Load of rubbish. Any fool can make proof that god hates any nation if they took the time, and believe me, America would be the easiest of countries to hate
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God doesn't hate America, He loves it! America is God's favorite country!
Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 03:31 PM
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God doesn't hate America, He loves it! America is God's favorite country!
Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
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I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-11-2011, 03:35 PM
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I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then
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There is nothing to disagree about. You are wrong, God is right, case closed.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
03-21-2011, 11:10 PM
Amen, my lovely Landover Baptist friends! I'm slowly begining to realize that LANDOVER is the only church willing to speak the full truth, unlike that OTHER church in Topeka Kansas, whom I attempted to supply with vital information and a parody of my own making... but did not seem to care one whit about the sick pedophile anime porn Japan churns out!
The following email was sent to Margie Phelps, and so far she has not even acknowledged this aspect of Japanese culture, nor does Westboro bother to bring it up when they bring up Japan on their twitter accounts! But you at Landover already know about this sick pedo animu porn, don't you?
Considering the recent earthquakes and nuclear reactor explosions in Japan, I think that Westboro Baptist Church could really run with this to expose things about Japan's industries of filth, both to the Japanese, and those who worship them, the Weeaboos (pronounced wee-uh-booze), alternately referred to as Wapanese or Japan-o-philes.
Previously you made an appearance at San Diego Comic Con, and indeed a crowd of angry heathens came to WBC's flame like moths, but if you were to replicate this spectacle at popular Anime Conventions, the reactions would be tenfold. Where comic book nerds make idols of Superman, Batman, and X-men, Anime nerds make idols of characters from Anime, but there's a perverted twist to their "fandom" that many, not even their parents and friends, are aware of.
They don't just idolize these characters, many draw pornography of them. There's a multitude of subgenres of this anime style cartoon porn which originated in Japan; Yaoi being filthy homosexual male anime porn, Yuri being the female counterpart, Shota being far worse since it is of underage male characters and therefore may as well be considered sugar-coated child pornography, and Loli which is the same but with female characters.
Such perversion is rampant in Japanese Animation and Manga Books and it is made easily available to their children in book and video shops all across Japan and is also available to Americans via online shops like YesAsia and internet Image Boards like 4Chan, so it is no surprise that God would pour out a big cup of Judgement upon Japan, the nation Weeaboos worship instead of worshipping Him.
Popular among weeaboos is the Swedish-language song "Caramelldansen" which became an internet meme (a phrase or image or pairing of images and music that becomes popular and thus repeated across the internet), but the truth behind this cute "bunny ear" dance all animefags love, is that the image comes from a perverted pedophile Videogame and Anime series called "Popotan."
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/po...english-dubbed
I have composed a parody for this song that, if performed and recorded, would get Westboro many views on Youtube and Twitvid. Because this song is so dear to the Weeaboo's filthy hearts, they would become greatly upset by the parody version. Not also that but performing it outside popular Anime Conventions across this doomed nation would strike an even deeper chord.
Here is the video for the Caramelldansen meme so Westboro's song and dance group can familiarize themselves with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQDin...eature=related - The original video.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caramelldansen - Explains the meme's origin.
Please share this idea with the rest of your congregation.
And here are links to the original song and an instrumental version for Westboro to sing over.
http://www.mediafire.com/?mz5zjuywtkg - Instrumental
http://www.mediafire.com/?ebdjsyymyui - Caramelldansen Original
I have downloaded these MP3 files myself and scanned them and they are completely safe, but if you do not trust me there are obviously other methods to obtain the files, such as Limewire or some other downloading service.
Anyway, here are the words for my parody, they have been matched to the phonetics of the original song to fit properly:
"Holy Retribution" parody of Caremalldansen by Caramel
Alternate lyrics written by "God Hates Japan"
"Doot-doo Dooo-ooooh, yah-ie, yah-ie, ya-ie-eh-yeh
You disobeyed God's laws, now yer gunna pay!
He sent the waves to wash Japan's filth away!
Pray to him, but he will not answer you.
(Answer you)
We tried to warn you all but you snubbed your nose
passed laws to hender us, the first amendment's a joke,
but you can't stop, our holy melody!
Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-oh
(CHORUS)
God can't hear you, hear you prayin' to him!
You had your chance, and now it's Armageddon!
It's no lie! You will see destruction.
Witness the glory of holy retribution!
Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah
( no no no - hope)
Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah, uh oh
Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah
( no no no - hope)
Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah, uh oh
Westboro Baptist Church is here to speak the truth
to all you Juh-pan worshipping wee-a-boos!
Don't waste your prayers,
on that pedo country filled with sin
Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-ow
Nuclear reactors melting down in scores
is punishment for scoffing at our holy words
you wouldn't hear, and you would not obey!
So now God - can't hear you, hear you prayin to him
You had your chance, and now it's Armageddon!
It's no lie! You will see destruction.
Witness the glory of holy retribution!"
*repeat chorus again after breakdown*
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
04-01-2011, 05:18 PM
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
04-03-2011, 01:48 AM
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Why was god so angry with the Japanese?
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I find it really upsetting that you would wish this much pain on so many of their families over there, this happened to real people, real families have witnessed their homes being destroyed and their family being crushed by this, we should be sending them aid, not being happy for this destruction, its upsetting :/
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
04-03-2011, 04:12 AM
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I find it really upsetting that you would wish this much pain on so many of their families over there, this happened to real people, real families have witnessed their homes being destroyed and their family being crushed by this, we should be sending them aid, not being happy for this destruction, its upsetting :/
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God doesn't love everybody:
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Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...
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Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
04-03-2011, 04:21 AM
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God doesn't love everybody:
And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...
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I'm not trying to disagree with you but I do believe, even if he did hate the sinner, which I'm skeptical on even from reading that from my own interpretation, that he would vocalize that, or even hinder them from maybe repenting in the future, by hating someone, stoning them, banishing them from society, stating derogatory comments, your not giving them chance to repent, you are hindering that ability... don't you think everyone should get the chance to repent?
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Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! -
04-03-2011, 04:23 AM
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I'm not trying to disagree with you but I do believe, even if he did hate the sinner, which I'm skeptical on even from reading that from my own interpretation, that he would vocalize that, or even hinder them from maybe repenting in the future, by hating someone, stoning them, banishing them from society, stating derogatory comments, your not giving them chance to repent, you are hindering that ability... don't you think everyone should get the chance to repent?
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Where did you get the idea that God makes things fair?
The truth is, God lays stumbling blocks before some folks. He works in mysterious ways, believe you me.
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God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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