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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:34 PM

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Knock on my door?!?!?! HAUHUAHAAUHAUHUAHAUHAUHAUHH We are continents apart!!! And that is why my english sucks!!
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:39 PM

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Yes Luis, we already knew that. Lawyer eh? Well, you should know that our security doesn't stop at the US border.

So yeah, a knock on your mud hut then, that better?
So here is the thing hotshot. Make some one knock at my door and i'll come here, apologise and turn into to one of you loonies!

And it's not mud hut! It's made of bamboo!
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:39 PM

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Sister, maybe you should add "Warning, contains nuts" before these savages want to sue us.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:43 PM

Wife-beaters calling other people savages, oh the irony. The day for you to rot right before my eyes can't come soon enough.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:44 PM

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And it's not mud hut! It's made of bamboo!
They grow bamboo now in Cuiabá? Sheesh, can't stop progress now can one?


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:45 PM

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Wife-beaters calling other people savages, oh the irony. The day for you to rot right before my eyes can't come soon enough.
You may want to take some anger management courses Stan.

What's wrong with us following the WHOLE Bible?


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:48 PM

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They grow bamboo now in Cuiabá? Sheesh, can't stop progress now can one?
Yeah! Amazing! I'm hoping TV will reach here in a year or two! I want to watch por videos!


By the way "wide ope" nice nick too!! HAHAHAHAHA
So, who rammed you so much you ***blasphemy deleted*** to make your ass's ***blasphemy deleted*** your own name? HAUAHUAHUAHU

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 03:56 PM

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You may want to take some anger management courses Stan.

What's wrong with us following the WHOLE Bible?
But that's a brilliant idea, an anger management course. You may also suspect that the ideal way for me would be to murder trash like you.

There's nothing wrong with following whatever you feel to be right. But there's such a thing called exaggeration. And beating your wife, even depriving her from her freedom or any other person due to your religious beliefs is something that I really would like to wipe out. But not completely, because to be honest, I would savor each crap pile I remove from existence and to continue doing so I would have to let some live...
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But that's a brilliant idea, an anger management course. You may also suspect that the ideal way for me would be to murder trash like you.

There's nothing wrong with following whatever you feel to be right. But there's such a thing called exaggeration. And beating your wife, even depriving her from her freedom or any other person due to your religious beliefs is something that I really would like to wipe out. But not completely, because to be honest, I would savor each crap pile I remove from existence and to continue doing so I would have to let some live...
Well, like I said Ricardo, anger management must exist - even in Portugal. Murdering people without God telling you to do so is a sin friend.

Personally, I stopped beating my wife over a year ago, after she died in that horrible garden accident. So get off my back OK. Take it up with God. He wrote the Bible, not me.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 04:02 PM

Your death threats have been forwarded to the FBI's internet hate crime division. They keep records on people like you. You might want to watch what you write on the internet, especially the stuff you can't change, like your hate-filled message above.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 04:08 PM

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Well, like I said Ricardo, anger management must even exist in Portugal. Murdering people without God telling you to do so is a sin friend.

Personally, I stopped beating my wife over a year ago, after she died in that horrible garden accident. So get off my back OK. Take it up with God. He wrote the Bible, not me.
You seem a little blind "friend", perhaps I haven't made myself clear enough: I do not follow your deity and as such your sins, rules, scrolls and fairy tales do not apply to me. Your preaching effort is noted however.

But I will surely drink in your wife's name as she finally got rid of the human-disguised maggot she had the misfortune of marrying with. May she curse your existence from beyond the grave. I will await the notification of your death.
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Your death threats have been forwarded to the FBI's internet hate crime division. They keep records on people like you. You might want to watch what you write on the internet, especially the stuff you can't change, like your hate-filled message above.
Should the FBI take your tears seriously I will eagerly await the day you confront me. Bring a gas-mask as I do not wish to inhale particles of your decomposed breath.
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But I will surely drink in your wife's name as she finally got rid of the human-disguised maggot she had the misfortune of marrying with. May she curse your existence from beyond the grave. I will await the notification of your death.
I love it when so called "tolerant people" even manage to laugh with the dead.

Oh, and death threats are not something we take lightly Ricardo. Remember Faro, the place you were born. The terrible airport accident?

That was Jesus friend. He knows where you were born, he knows where you live now. I'd be very careful when wishing death upon one of his most favored pastors.


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He probably doesn't remember it. The little maggot probably wasn't even born then.


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I love it when so called "tolerant people" even manage to laugh with the dead.

Oh, and death threats are not something we take lightly Ricardo. Remember Faro, the place you were born. The terrible airport accident?

That was Jesus friend. He knows where you were born, he knows where you live now. I'd be very careful when wishing death upon one of his most favored pastors.
You also seem a little illiterate, as I recall I did not threat anyone I, instead, stated (in other words) that very few things would please me more than to see most of you decay.

Could you also tell your Jesus mate to bring me your head? I will await your delusional response.
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He probably doesn't remember it. The little maggot probably wasn't even born then.
Care to post something fresh next time? Thanks in advance.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 04:24 PM

I can't believe that you guys are serious!!! Masturbation is a natural thing, it's not the devil's work. Don't punish your wife just because she needs a little pleasure in her life. Maybe she is doing that because you are not pleasuring her, and she doesn't want to cheat on you. Have you ever thought about that possibility? She is doing something good for herself, and isn't hurting anyone. In fact, you are the one hurting her!!
Humans are all driven by a natural instinct, and sex is part of that. Trying to take away that from her is like telling her not to eat. Please reconsider your actions, because she is doing something that makes her happy. Please stop thinking about the Bible for a second, and think about your wife, who I assume you love and care for. Think about her as another human being that has feelings and desires just like the rest of us.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 04:25 PM

Terrorist? You're a Portugees terrorist? Did you blow up that train in Madrid?


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 04:28 PM

Oh and by the way, Ricardo Reis is one of Fernando Pessoa's heteronyms. And he was a poet.

And no I did not blow up the train in Madrid but I sure hope some of the devoted and fanatic Christians here lost family there.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 05-29-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
He probably doesn't remember it. The little maggot probably wasn't even born then.
Brother, given that our friend Ricardo was born in 1990, and the Martinair crash happened in 1992, I have to politely disagree. However, his brains may not have developped much beyond that point.

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You also seem a little illiterate, as I recall I did not threat anyone
Yup, and I'm the one who's illiterate.

Give up kid, you are way out of your league. Let us alone in rejoicing the words of the LORD, and go back to your childish porn site.

PS: was it you who abducted Maddie?

Now can we all go back to the only thing that matters: the Holy AV1611 KJ Bible?


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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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