[Cranky Old Man]

Facebook can DESTROY your soul!



WARNING: This article contains gay sex, rape, sodomy, sex change operations and worst of all, atheists!

It starts innocently enough.
How can someone wanting to be your friend be wrong? How can meeting new people be anything but good? Isn't "do you want to be my friend" one of the nicest things someone can say to you? Amos 3:3 "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"

It stays innocent for a little while longer.
You have great fun poking around and sharing pictures of your favorite church. People ask you to harvest their farm, you start your own farm. How can growing God's vegetables and tending to God's animals be anything but pure and good? Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."

Then suddenly someone wants to take the friendship to the next level.
It "clicks" with one of the people you met on Facebook. Your friend agrees with you that the Moon landing was a hoax. Your friend, like you, also knows that Belgium doesn't really exist. Your friend even agrees that Obama is the one to blame for 9/11. You and your Facebook friend agree on a nice location to meet for some serious Bible study. Your trust in your friend is so big that you do as he suggests and tell no one about your meeting. If you are a women you even start to wonder if this might be "the one" Jesus Christ personally selected for you. Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."

FOR WOMEN: Things aren't always what they appear to be!
Once you meet, your "friend" turns out to be 20 years older than pretended and worst of all an atheist! Your "friend" forces you to move to a hotel room, rapes and sodomizes you and worst of all, leaves you without proposing to marry you! Out of reach of your parents protection your soul has been destroyed and you will burn in hell for all eternity! Your life takes a turn for the worst and in 20 years you will have a sex change operation and be an atheist, pretending to be 20 years younger and busy seducing and raping innocent guys on Facebook. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

FOR MEN: Things aren't always what they appear to be!
Once you meet, your "friend" turns out to be 20 years older than pretended, gay and worst of all an atheist! Your "friend" forces you to move to a hotel room, rapes and sodomizes you. Out of reach of your parents protection your soul has been destroyed and you will burn in hell for all eternity! Your life takes a turn for the worst and in 20 years you will be an atheist, pretending to be 20 years younger and busy seducing and raping innocent girls on Facebook. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

FOR PARENTS: Never leave your children alone with Facebook!
Facebook is filled with evil inviting your innocent child to do things like reading about democrats, about rights for women or pictures inviting them to masturbate. The best and True Christian™ way to prevent this is to poke their eyes out and chop their hands off exactly as the Bible demands from us. From then on they can spend all their time on Bible study, the only proper way to entertain your children! Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".

FOR EVERYONE: What have we learned today.
Atheists are evil people who destroy souls. They are like a disease where they take innocent Christian people and destroy their souls by turning them into atheists as well. We also learned that Facebook is a fun place where you can meet interesting new people to befriend and help on their fun farms. Even more fun is Mafia Wars, an innocent way to spend time between Bible studies, on learning how to manage gangs and kill people in cold blood. An excellent way to prepare our children for a glorious future in our army where they can kill many unbelievers, man, women and children, just like God demands from us! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

[Felicity]

@Cranky Old Man I am so glad my father does not allow me to use Facebook!

[Nobar King]

Praise Jesus! You wouldn't believe the Christian persecution that I endure at that facebook site. I even started a farm in farmville and when I tried to hire Christians to tend my crops they complained that I was discriminating against them!!!

[jon.nash29]

I completely agree that Facebook can be an awful thing, if not used carefully. However, it also has huge advantages - such as being able to tell people you may not see on a regular basis, but still know, about Jesus, and it can also be used to keep in contact with old friends (particularly useful for me as I have moved around quite a bit).
I know of a number of people who would not know Jesus without having been invited to events over Facebook, and the site was used earlier this year to get Christian music played on an otherwise atheist radio station, thereby spreading His Word to millions of people in a new and interesting way

[Dirk]

Thank God I don't have a Facebook account.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Facebook was created as a way for rapists to find victims -nothing more.

[Bjarne Louager]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Facebook can DESTROY your soul!

WARNING: This article contains gay sex, rape, sodomy, sex change operations and worst of all, atheists!

It starts innocently enough.
How can someone wanting to be your friend be wrong? How can meeting new people be anything but good? Isn't "do you want to be my friend" one of the nicest things someone can say to you? Amos 3:3 "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"

It stays innocent for a little while longer.
You have great fun poking around and sharing pictures of your favorite church. People ask you to harvest their farm, you start your own farm. How can growing God's vegetables and tending to God's animals be anything but pure and good? Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."

Then suddenly someone wants to take the friendship to the next level.
It "clicks" with one of the people you met on Facebook. Your friend agrees with you that the Moon landing was a hoax. Your friend, like you, also knows that Belgium doesn't really exist. Your friend even agrees that Obama is the one to blame for 9/11. You and your Facebook friend agree on a nice location to meet for some serious Bible study. Your trust in your friend is so big that you do as he suggests and tell no one about your meeting. If you are a women you even start to wonder if this might be "the one" Jesus Christ personally selected for you. Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."

FOR WOMEN: Things aren't always what they appear to be!
Once you meet, your "friend" turns out to be 20 years older than pretended and worst of all an atheist! Your "friend" forces you to move to a hotel room, rapes and sodomizes you and worst of all, leaves you without proposing to marry you! Out of reach of your parents protection your soul has been destroyed and you will burn in hell for all eternity! Your life takes a turn for the worst and in 20 years you will have a sex change operation and be an atheist, pretending to be 20 years younger and busy seducing and raping innocent guys on Facebook. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

FOR MEN: Things aren't always what they appear to be!
Once you meet, your "friend" turns out to be 20 years older than pretended, gay and worst of all an atheist! Your "friend" forces you to move to a hotel room, rapes and sodomizes you. Out of reach of your parents protection your soul has been destroyed and you will burn in hell for all eternity! Your life takes a turn for the worst and in 20 years you will be an atheist, pretending to be 20 years younger and busy seducing and raping innocent girls on Facebook. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

FOR PARENTS: Never leave your children alone with Facebook!
Facebook is filled with evil inviting your innocent child to do things like reading about democrats, about rights for women or pictures inviting them to masturbate. The best and True Christian™ way to prevent this is to poke their eyes out and chop their hands off exactly as the Bible demands from us. From then on they can spend all their time on Bible study, the only proper way to entertain your children! Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".

FOR EVERYONE: What have we learned today.
Atheists are evil people who destroy souls. They are like a disease where they take innocent Christian people and destroy their souls by turning them into atheists as well. We also learned that Facebook is a fun place where you can meet interesting new people to befriend and help on their fun farms. Even more fun is Mafia Wars, an innocent way to spend time between Bible studies, on learning how to manage gangs and kill people in cold blood. An excellent way to prepare our children for a glorious future in our army where they can kill many unbelievers, man, women and children, just like God demands from us! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

Why dont you frak out of
facebook, crackhead.......

acebook, crackhead

[new christian]

Originally Posted by Bjarne Louager

Why dont you frak out of

facebook, crackhead.......

acebook, crackhead

That's a bit harsh isn't it?

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Facebook was created as a way for rapists to find victims -nothing more.

[Bjarne Louager]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Facebook was created as a way for rapists to find victims -nothing more.

I thought so, Cranky Old Man is on Facebook...That Old pedofile motherpiffleer

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Bjarne Louager

I thought so, Cranky Old Man is on Facebook.

Congratulations for being able to look at my posting signature. What is your point?

[The_cheeseburger]

at some point you're right, but at least you can hold the contact with friends you haven't seen for a while

[Sister Charli]

Daddy allows me to have a facebook account so that I can keep up to date with Mrs Betty Bowers pages.

She has good Christian advice for good Christian women.

Something (as unsaved trash) I aspire to.

With the help of my Lord Jesus Christ and my Daddy.

[HardcoreCook]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Facebook was created as a way for rapists to find victims -nothing more.

Im sorry, do you actually believe that?
I first need to know that you are indeed serious before making any kind of judgement, so please reply soon.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by jon.nash29

it can also be used to keep in contact with old friends (particularly useful for me as I have moved around quite a bit).

Why have you "moved around" so much, Brother? What are you running from?

I do pray you are choosing your communities carefully, for remember:

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Sowing one's "wild oats" can have its pitfalls.
.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Facebook was created as a way for rapists to find victims -nothing more.

I agree with you Brother Billy. All those harlots, posting pictures of themselves in all sorts of lewd and abominal positions, just luring good, decent men into their "inter" webs of whoredom. A B.I.C. is not safe at all even venturing there at risk of becoming victim to all these girls offering themselves up for rape.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Sister Christina]

I don't ever want to read this so-called Book of Faces.Sounds like trouble and an easy way to eternal damnation to me.

I'll just stick with the good old book, The Holy KJV1611 Bible. I know THAT will keep me safe.

[Justin Z]

What? Their are internet sites besides http://www.landoverbaptist.net?

[jon.nash29]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

Why have you "moved around" so much, Brother? What are you running from?

I am not running from anything - my parents have changed jobs a number of times (for a number of reasons, though I personally think they just like to discover different places - a characteristic I have inherited!), and as I still live with them (though I am at university during term-time), I have obviously moved with them. I am also involved in a number of country-wide groups, meaning I have friends all over the UK who I do not see very often, so Facebook is a useful tool to stay in contact

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by jon.nash29

meaning I have friends all over the UK who I do not see very often, so Facebook is a useful tool to stay in contact

You should stop looking at naked pictures and start reading the Holy Bible!