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Default No, we are not a Ron Paul group. Go away. - 12-17-2007, 04:17 AM

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Okay.
Really...really. really.
Really. I mean im pretty damn sure (actually i know) that this whole group of people is one giant RP group.
Goodness, Pastors, I must ask your forgiveness.

I read this little harlot's post accusing you all of being one giant Ron Paul front group, and for a moment, I was concerned. I thought to myself, "Jenny, what if you've not found the one true church you sought? What if this is just members of the Ron Paul Dork Brigade, trying to draw you in and make a fool of you as all RP supporters make fools of themselves?

They're all gonna laugh at you, Jenny! They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Then I realized two things which made me laugh.

First, a GIANT Ron Paul front group? OH my, that's rich!

Then it occurred to me that, were you all taking the LORD's name in vain in such blasphemous ways instead of meaning what you say, surely you'd realize you were condemning yourselves to eternal hellfire.

With your obvious knowledge of the Bible (which far surpasses that of my female mind), you've obviously expended great effort in study. All that to get Ron Paul elected and burn forever? No way.

Please forgive me for my moment of doubt.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-18-2007, 12:44 AM

It saddens me Jenny that you consider yourself below other people. You must realize you are at an equal with them. Don't let men push you around.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-18-2007, 05:23 AM

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You're one to talk.
Hey aya, although I definately don't agree with you on some of your beliefs on other organisms, (and will also say that ron paul is a crazy loop libertarian and that making highways a private sector business (for example(one of many)) is, uh, retarded,(forgive me if you don't support ron paul, I don't read as much of these long threads as I should)), but I just wanted to say that I admire your determination; keep on truckin. Last time I wanted to congratulate someone I liked on here, my account was approved literally hours after his resignation post, and I just wanted to make sure that you got some kudos for presenting your ideas.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-18-2007, 08:18 AM

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It saddens me Jenny that you consider yourself below other people. You must realize you are at an equal with them. Don't let men push you around.
I'm sorry, Anarchistic Pauliewog, but I don't understand where you think that I consider myself below other people.

As a True Christian woman, I'm destined to sit at the right hand of God, assuming women actually have souls. (We DO come from ribs, don't you know. Delicious, slow-roasted, slathered in BBQ sauce . . . I mean, ADAM'S rib, of course.)

God commands women to be subservient to their husbands, and to be silent in church. I have no Fine Upstanding Christian Husband, and my Mary-worshipping idolator father and mother were struck down by Jesus and a thresher, so I take direction from the Pastors here, who of course have authority over all the Christians at Landover due to their superior knowledge of God's Word.

This doesn't make me "inferior" at all. It just makes them superior.

I'm not a Wetback or a Negro or something, dear. I'm just a woman, and the best sort of woman to be . . . a pure, Christian woman, with Godly blonde hair and blue eyes, white as snow. PRAISE!

I'm glad to see you got past your bizarre fantasies about this being a giant Ron Paul front group. I understand all the Ron Paul supporters are meeting this coming weekend in the Paultardis, which will be parked in downtown Detroit. Assuming the local porch monkeys are too lazy to get up and strip it.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-18-2007, 01:25 PM

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It saddens me Jenny that you consider yourself below other people. You must realize you are at an equal with them. Don't let men push you around.
Well don't worry your empty little head too much. Sister Jenny is certainly not an equal with you unsaved scum. Like you, for example.

Why aren't you scrubbing a floor somewhere or baking pies?


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-19-2007, 03:43 AM

I'm guessing that that's what jenny d does all day every day.
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Sorry, Enema. If you paid attention, you'd know that I am governess on the estate of filthy hippies (they inherited their fine Christian father's money) to a fine young Christian boy named David. I work hard to keep him from being corrupted by their warped Communist ideas.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-19-2007, 04:43 AM

They hire for such things? You need to watch what you infer because it almost sounds as if you encourage illegal immigration, what with the word butler/maid missing.

(and am I the only one that didn't understand what she said? This question is for those who won't answer in spite, as it's not becoming.)
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-19-2007, 05:03 AM

[sigh] You are the most puerile members of this forum, to put it in mjb's style. You were completely off topic with a one-sentence flame, and you tend to criticize others like us in other threads for missing brains, stupidity, 'uppityness', and hate. I'm going to bed now, I have to work tomarrow.
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Excuse the 'members' error, I changed it from 'one of the' to 'the most', and I can't seem to find the edit button.
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Sorry, Enema. If you paid attention, you'd know that I am governess on the estate of filthy hippies (they inherited their fine Christian father's money) to a fine young Christian boy named David. I work hard to keep him from being corrupted by their warped Communist ideas.

The floors are scrubbed by people they hire for such things.
If you're not scrubbing floors then that means you have some amount of wealth. If that's the case, then why haven't you donated your money to your church.....or do you just not love Jesus?


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They hire for such things? You need to watch what you infer because it almost sounds as if you encourage illegal immigration, what with the word butler/maid missing.

(and am I the only one that didn't understand what she said? This question is for those who won't answer in spite, as it's not becoming.)
I DID say "people", Enema. Please pay attention.

Butlers don't scrub floors. Were you raised in a barn, perhaps?
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If you're not scrubbing floors then that means you have some amount of wealth. If that's the case, then why haven't you donated your money to your church.....or do you just not love Jesus?
What part of "governess on an estate owned by filthy hippies" did you not understand? They HAVE people for floor-scrubbing. Perhaps you're one of them. Let me look at your hands . . .

And I'll have you know that I'm a Pewter Tither, as any Pastor will gladly confirm. If you'd read my posts instead of making baseless and idiotic accusations, you'd know that I contribute a substantial portion of my modest salary to the Church, and also donate to the Christian orphanage where I was raised. I also neatly divided my "holiday" (that is, Christmas, but since it came from the hippies . . .) bonus between Landover and the orphanage.

But no, you're too busy trying to cast aspersions upon those who love God and Jesus to bother to hear what we say. You must attack and oppress us in any way you can, even in our own forum. What a pathetic way to get your thrills.

Maybe you need to put down your "one-handed magazines" for a bit and pick up something with more substantial articles . . . the KJV1611! Perhaps then you'd be able to distinguish Truth when it's staring you in the face!
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I wouldn't bring up the topic of who loves Jesus or who has Tithed properly here, heathen scum.

What True Christians™ get up to is none of your filthy business. Even a female outranks degenerates like you, in God's estimation.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-19-2007, 08:05 PM

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And I'll have you know that I'm a Pewter Tither, as any Pastor will gladly confirm. If you'd read my posts instead of making baseless and idiotic accusations, you'd know that I contribute a substantial portion of my modest salary to the Church, and also donate to the Christian orphanage where I was raised. I also neatly divided my "holiday" (that is, Christmas, but since it came from the hippies . . .) bonus between Landover and the orphanage.
You should donate until you're so poor that you DO have to scrub floors!

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Maybe you need to put down your "one-handed magazines" for a bit and pick up something with more substantial articles
HAHAHAHA, I'm sorry but this really did make me laugh I didn't think good christian women even knew about those magazines, let alone alluded to them.

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I wouldn't bring up the topic of who loves Jesus or who has Tithed properly here, heathen scum.
Oh, that's right! I completely forgot that I hate Jesus

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-19-2007, 09:18 PM

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Well don't worry your empty little head too much. Sister Jenny is certainly not an equal with you unsaved scum. Like you, for example.
Amen. Mark my words, Sister Jenny will make a fine wife for a Landover Baptist Deacon, when the time is right for them to arrange her marriage, with her white skin, blue eyes, flowing blonde locks, firm and supple and nicely rounded intellect, etc.

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You are the most puerile members of this forum... I'm going to bed now, I have to work tomarrow.
Interesting. The nutjob knows how to spell puerile, but not tomorrow. How piquant.

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Enema can't find the edit button? Who ever would have guessed?

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HAHAHAHA
I knew the pussy was going to launch into a HAHAHAHA eventually. He just had that HAHAHAHA vibe about him. Pussy, go smoke a cigarette, it will calm your jitters down while you're waiting for the thorazine to kick in. HAHAHAHA.

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No, you're not. But you will be when you die and spend an eternity in torment.

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but this really did make me laugh
Oh, that's why you said HAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHA, that made me laugh.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-20-2007, 07:14 AM

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I knew the pussy was going to launch into a HAHAHAHA eventually. He just had that HAHAHAHA vibe about him. Pussy, go smoke a cigarette, it will calm your jitters down while you're waiting for the thorazine to kick in. HAHAHAHA.
Good God Brother Smith, you're really on a one man crusade to bust my ass today aren't you. Front me the money for a pack and I'll gladly make some sparks (I'm a little short on cash what with working my ass through college).

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No, you're not. But you will be when you die and spend an eternity in torment.
Ya you're right, hey if I die before you though (fat chance) I'll put in a good word for you with Satan. Maybe that way you'll only be sodomized for half of an eternity.

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Oh, that's why you said HAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHA, that made me laugh.
I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a lame attempt at sarcasm. Good one Smith.....I think?


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-20-2007, 05:17 PM

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I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a lame attempt at sarcasm. Good one Smith.....I think?
HAHAHAHA!!!



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 12-21-2007, 06:28 AM

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HAHAHAHA!!!
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