[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Apparently there's a very small island in the antipodiatric regions which is called Vanuatu. The natives look like this.



It's somewhere to the east of a place called Townsville (ridiculous name - they probably got the idea from their yodelling neighbors who called a city Burgdorf ).

Anyway, what has happened in Vanuatu is that some scientists have found a bit of Austria there, under a rock. So they have leapt to the conclusion that - well, I don't claim to understand it, but it's the usual stuff to do with the Earth being gazillions of years old and that the north of Austria was once part of Vanuatu and sort of came unstuck and floated off.

The thing is, what they have actually found is nothing more than a bit of zircon, a gemstone that cheapskate unSaved men give to their fiancées instead of proper diamonds (my husband says this is a false economy, as diamonds hold their value and can be cashed in at any time and anywhere in the world).

So I see 2 possibilities here: either some Austrie woman tourist lost the stone out of her cheap ring, or put it there. I would not dream of speculating which is more likely.

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

[Jim Farmer]

An obviously delusional report:

Using radiometric dating techniques, the crystals were dated at up to three billion years old.

Utterly absurd. The earth was created only 6000 years ago.

(BTW, Townsville is on the east coast of Australia, up north in the tropics. Living in the tropics causes all sorts of delusions and mental conditions, which would explain this report)

[Ex-soccer player]

Maybe some centillion years ago an austrian monkey took a ride around the perfectly round earth on a flying dinosaur and lost the stone right over Vainautu. Sickular scientists will believe everything as long as it's not from the Holy Bible!

[Bjorn Jensen]

God hates Vanuatu, its filled with cannibals and Prince Philip worshipping abo savages

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

An obviously delusional report:



Utterly absurd. The earth was created only 6000 years ago.

(BTW, Townsville is on the east coast of Australia, up north in the tropics. Living in the tropics causes all sorts of delusions and mental conditions, which would explain this report)

Thanks Brother Farmer - I'm relieved that it's not the Austrians. There are a few good things about the Austrians - they fought back the mooselimbs at the Gates of Vienna, and transformed that disgusting peasant dance called the Landler into the waltz. I can't say much for the cathylick Hapsburg's though - cathylicks fighting protestants financed by joo money seems altogether pointless.

As to the abo savages - they probably talk to plants just like Prince Philip does.

[Jim Farmer]

Like most dark-skinned people, they crave blonde hair - hence their silly looking wigs. And at least they have the decency to cover their tallywhackers, even if it is with pink, unlike their cousins on the Australian mainland.

[RebekahInPrayer]

Using radiometric dating techniques, the crystals were dated at up to three billion years old.

"Radiometric dating techniques." Just more nonsense words that the sickular scientists make up to try to justify that the Earth is more than 6000 years old. The hell-bound natives probably
just planted the cheap diamond alternative to get attention from Christians who know the truth.

[arthur frayn]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Apparently there's a very small island in the antipodiatric regions which is called Vanuatu.

In the early days of the internet, this place had among the first websites that hosted pornography.

America should have used this place in developing our God given hydrogen bombs instead of Bikini island.

Art F