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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-12-2013, 02:50 PM

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I know! Why, the entire Old Testament is full of stories about people who forgot the great things God has done for them. In the Etheldreda home, we refer to the Old Testament as The Story Of Those Stupid Jews.



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The old testament isnt just stories you know its also prophecies, the prophecies of Christ second coming are moslty found in the old testament. And don't be saying "those stupid jews" cause christ was a jew and the 144,000in revelation are all jews according to the flesh
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-12-2013, 03:02 PM

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The old testament isnt just stories you know its also prophecies, the prophecies of Christ second coming are moslty found in the old testament. And don't be saying "those stupid jews" cause christ was a jew and the 144,000in revelation are all jews according to the flesh
Jesus may have been birthed by a Jewess, but there was no mixing of genes (would God fornicate? Of course not!), a Holy zygote was implanted, and we clearly know God is white:

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This then is the message which we haue heard of him, and declare vnto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkenesse at all.
Ergo, Jesus is completely white as well.




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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-12-2013, 04:31 PM

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The old testament isnt just stories you know its also prophecies, the prophecies of Christ second coming are moslty found in the old testament. And don't be saying "those stupid jews" cause christ was a jew and the 144,000in revelation are all jews according to the flesh
Jesus is not a jew. And if you think killing the one and only hope for escape from HELL is not stupid, then you ought to have your head examined. Further, in Christ there is no jew nor gentile (Galatians 3:28), so it's obvious Heaven does not allow jews any more than the Russian Mafia.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-14-2013, 08:38 AM

The Bible clearly states that only God himself is the only being that is, have been, or will ever be perfect, and that only be repenting, can anyone be saved in the eyes of the lord.
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-14-2013, 09:11 AM

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The Bible clearly states that only God himself is the only being that is, have been, or will ever be perfect, and that only be repenting, can anyone be saved in the eyes of the lord.
You haven't read The Bible or this thread:

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But if wee walke in the light, as he is in the light, wee haue fellowship one with another, and the blood of Iesus Christ his Sonne clenseth vs from all sinne.
True Christians™ have been completely cleansed of sin. Sin is what makes those of you that are unsaved imperfect. Without sin, we are perfect...do you follow?




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Lightbulb Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-14-2013, 08:07 PM

It's very bad to think that anyone other than jesus was perfect.
No human is truly perfect and believing yourself is perfect is another way of showing your not perfect.
But don't get me wrong there is others out there who do what the lord has wanted thou to do but does that really make you perfect?
I would like to know what makes a true Christian "Perfect".(Disregard this post if your offended by any way)
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-14-2013, 08:33 PM

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It's very bad to think that anyone other than jesus was perfect.
No human is truly perfect and believing yourself is perfect is another way of showing your not perfect.
You're mistaken, friend. What's very bad is to accuse the LORD JESUS CHRIST of being a big, fat, lying, bastard son-of-a-bitch, like you're doing.



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But don't get me wrong there is others out there who do what the lord has wanted thou to do but does that really make you perfect?
I would like to know what makes a true Christian "Perfect".(Disregard this post if your offended by any way)
Here is a wonderful resource for you!


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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-14-2013, 08:35 PM

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It's very bad to think that anyone other than jesus was perfect.
No human is truly perfect and believing yourself is perfect is another way of showing your not perfect.
But don't get me wrong there is others out there who do what the lord has wanted thou to do but does that really make you perfect?
I would like to know what makes a true Christian "Perfect".(Disregard this post if your offended by any way)
Have you read:

1) the Bible,
2) the entire thread, or
3) the OP, even?



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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-17-2013, 04:43 PM

How can i are be a True Christians ?
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 12-17-2013, 04:54 PM

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You must be deemed worthy by the Pastors. At this point you should focus more on losing your Unsaved Trash status. Once you clear the rigorous background checks you may be granted this privilege.

Garnering True Christian™ status is much more difficult. Very few are chosen. I recommend the following if you are to be considered:

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Accept Jesus as your personal LORD and Savior, and keep all of His Commandments.

John 14:21
He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

Your old sins are washed away in , and if you are preordained to stand among His elect (e.g., John 15:16, II Timothy 1:9, Romans 8:29-31), you will no longer be capable of sin (e.g., I John 3:6-9, 5:18), i.e., made Perfect.

John 17:22-23
And the glory which thou gavest me I have given them; that they may be one, even as we are one:
I in them, and thou in me, that they may be made perfect in one; and that the world may know that thou hast sent me, and hast loved them, as thou hast loved me.

Philippians 2:13
For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 10:52 PM

Wow you people are mental. Using circular logic to prove that "True Christians are Perfect" . Just because you've cherry picked parts of the Bible, to assume your perfect.
Tell me this.
Would you punish your children FOREVER, for one thing they have done? Would you kill your good son for no reason, so he can lift the grudge you have on your bad ones?

If you said no I wouldn't do that, then that means you are better than the "Perfe ct God" you worship. You aren't perfect. He doesn't exist. He's a mass murderer already, all the religious wars, all the murders he commits in your holy book, and he's perfectly happy for 70% of the world to burn forever. Even if God did exist, then he would be the last person I would worship. Don't you people even consider that you might be wrong.
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 11:13 PM

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Wow you people are mental. Using circular logic to prove that "True Christians are Perfect" . Just because you've cherry picked parts of the Bible, to assume your perfect

Tell me this.
Would you punish your children FOREVER, for one thing they have done? Would you kill your good son for no reason, so he can lift the grudge you have on your bad ones?

If you said no I wouldn't do that, then that means you are better than the "Perfe ct God" you worship. You aren't perfect. He doesn't exist. He's a mass murderer already, all the religious wars, all the murders he commits in your holy book, and he's perfectly happy for 70% of the world to burn forever. Even if God did exist, then he would be the last person I would worship. Don't you people even consider that you might be wrong.
We do not cherry pick! We accept and obey THE WHOLE OF THE KJV1611

Of course just punishment must last for whatever duration is proper! And JESUS only died temporarily, and not for the rotten apples, but for those few that were salvageable.

So we are no better (never doubted) than GOD.

Now choose wisely, does HE NOT exist or is HE a mass murderer?

70%?!?!? I love these LIEberal optimists. Next thing why not say that hell is empty because GOD forgave everyone? Go full retard on that one, you're already at 90% retard if you think that only 70% will burn forever (though as a theological option one might consider that once a lower order eternity in hell ends they have the second death to end their misery... but haven't had the time to discuss this interpretation with the good Pastors... that would make hell empty, eventualy, but not by the reasons you'd wish)

The last paragraph was already crammed so I see that I left out the religious wars.

Apart from the justice of any war where GOD is on one of the sides, there is an interesting logic point to discuss....

If it was a religious war, then a different religion was on the other side. So GOD would be the sole responsible for 0% of religious wars. There was always some satan inspired myth on the other side turning what might have been a rightful massacre into a RELIGIOUS WAR.

Furthermore, as you have considered us the most abominable of intolerants (and violent to boost), may I suggest that you find a nice-friendly moooosleeem site and share your ideas name and address? Just kidding, we don't want those rag-heads killing even you.

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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 11:28 PM

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We do not cherry pick! We accept and obey THE WHOLE OF THE KJV1611

Of course just punishment must last for whatever duration is proper! And JESUS only died temporarily, and not for the rotten apples, but for those few that were salvageable.

So we are no better (never doubted) than GOD.

Now choose wisely, does HE NOT exist or is HE a mass murderer?

70%?!?!? I love these LIEberal optimists. Next thing why not say that hell is empty because GOD forgave everyone? Go full retard on that one, you're already at 90% retard if you think that only 70% will burn forever (though as a theological option one might consider that once a lower order eternity in hell ends they have the second death to end their misery... but haven't had the time to discuss this interpretation with the good Pastors... that would make hell empty, eventualy, but not by the reasons you'd wish)

The last paragraph was already crammed so I see that I left out the religious wars.

Apart from the justice of any war where GOD is on one of the sides, there is an interesting logic point to discuss....

If it was a religious war, then a different religion was on the other side. So GOD would be the sole responsible for 0% of religious wars. There was always some satan inspired myth on the other side turning what might have been a rightful massacre into a RELIGIOUS WAR.

Furthermore, as you have considered us the most abominable of intolerants (and violent to boost), may I suggest that you find a nice-friendly moooosleeem site and share your ideas name and address? Just kidding, we don't want those rag-heads killing even you.

PRAISE THE LORD!
A righteous massacre? You can't just claim that it was all everyone else's fault. You killed people for a non-existent god.

Also congratulations on that racist comment in the last paragraph it shows you are not only mature but, you are also intolerant.
P.S Me---> Atheist

30-32% of the world is Christian. It is accepted in the Bible that people who don't accept Christ will burn forever. Therefore 68-70% of the world. Fact. Simple math. No assumptions made.

Finally, you cherry pick parts of the Bible to make you feel better and to use your circular logic to it's fullest effect.

Answer: There is no Christian God, even if he did exist then I still wouldn't bow down to a murderer. And I never will believe you indoctrinated creeps.
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 11:34 PM

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A righteous massacre? You can't just claim that it was all everyone else's fault. You killed people for a non-existent god.

Also congratulations on that racist comment in the last paragraph it shows you are not only mature but, you are also intolerant.
P.S Me---> Atheist

30-32% of the world is Christian. It is accepted in the Bible that people who don't accept Christ will burn forever. Therefore 68-70% of the world. Fact. Simple math. No assumptions made.

Finally, you cherry pick parts of the Bible to make you feel better and to use your circular logic to it's fullest effect.

Answer: There is no Christian God, even if he did exist then I still wouldn't bow down to a murderer. And I never will believe you indoctrinated creeps.
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Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 11:46 PM

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Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 11:51 PM

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The internet is "free" as for America, as you so well pointed out we are not even free to obey GOD's law.

And in this site you're free to do 1) as we tell you to do or 2) be:

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choose wisely

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Default Re: True Christians are Perfect! - 01-16-2014, 11:58 PM

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The internet is "free" as for America, as you so well pointed out we are not even free to obey GOD's law.

And in this site you're free to do 1) as we tell you to do or 2) be:

a) quarantined
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choose wisely

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This is what your doing
Jesus did not model religion to be like this.
So I hope that, you understand that you should stop being so extreme.
So ban me. Thanks,
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This is what your doing
Jesus did not model religion to be like this.
So I hope that, you understand that you should stop being so extreme.
So ban me. Thanks,
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I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

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I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
Nice to see modern Christians are very mature. And yes i did come to flame to see your response to reason and thinking properly.
I found an unsatisfactory response and I really hope you are internet trolls because people like you and your mob are never going to be open-minded successful people. So good day.
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