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Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
04-03-2010, 02:38 AM
God bless you Brother Jeb, for bring forward this story.
What a lessen it teaches, that men are so often the victums in these matters. The system just beats them down over and over again.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
04-04-2010, 01:36 AM
And the liberals say that lesbeans aren't dangerous, violent girls.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
04-04-2010, 02:02 AM
Brother Jeb, this thread has truly touched my heart. All I can say is I am so grateful to Jesus Christ that my dark days as a member of the Roman Catholic Cult are well behind me now. That harpie I was married to (still a mary-worshiper) led me astray like that more than once and my heart sings to think that this man had the inner strength to find his way back, as I did, from the brink of self-destruction through his faith in Christ Jesus.
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04-04-2010, 02:06 AM
It is good to see a man who knows his limitations. I have never been able to understand why most men's fantasy is to disappoint two women at once.
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Disappoint? In what way? Please do explain
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04-04-2010, 06:39 AM
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Brother Jeb, do you have any more specific details of the abominable incident? It might help me complete my prayer of condemnation if I had a more accurate picture of what went on when poor Brother Bisset was tested by our Lord by having to watch two lesbian harlots engage in their forbidden acts.
Or if you could just provide a link that had a more explicit description of what went on, that would be helpful as well. I just want to pray as accurately as possible for the damnation of the lezbo sluts of course.
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04-04-2010, 07:07 AM
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And the liberals say that lesbeans aren't dangerous, violent girls.
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
04-04-2010, 08:23 AM
Amen to that Brother Logan!
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04-04-2010, 01:25 PM
How "Old" is the Baptist Religion?
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04-04-2010, 01:45 PM
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04-04-2010, 01:52 PM
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This particular Baptwit cult have been around since the days of bad Hair-Metal bands and Beta video tape machines... and are about as relevant.
I suggest you try the Holy Roman Church if you want both salvation and a solid, respectable and dependable religion that Jesus himself started. Nothing says good Christian values like membership in His Church.
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04-04-2010, 04:40 PM
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Hey Father Mo, that certainly is one sin you will never hear of a Catholic priest being accused of; beating a woman.
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04-04-2010, 04:49 PM
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What does this have to do with disciplining lezbean harlots? Please stop derailing our threads.
FYI: Baptists are the original Christians.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
04-05-2010, 04:54 AM
Oh, how my heart goes out to this poor man. I know exactly first hand what he has been through. Throughout my years of ministry, I've been alone with sordid women who dared to tempt me to sin, while I wrestled with their souls in an attempt to bring them to Christ.
I remember one night, during an evangelical mission to Las Vegas in the mid 1980's, I brought two prostitutes up to my penthouse suite at the Tropicana, overlooking the Strip. These ladies, a blonde and a brunette, thought they were there to offer their "services" to me, but little did they know I ambushed them in a Conversion Intervention. They started helping themselves to the mini-bar while I whipped out my King James Bible and started rebuking these foul temptresses. I scolded them for living such vile lives and preached to them the Good News that Jesus Christ died for their sins.
These women did not want to hear that and promptly began making out with each other. I just sat and watched. I was horrified. They began to undress themselves and their fingers roved across each other's tight, young, nubile bodies. It was so shocking to see the horrendous abomination happening before me. My mouth tried to muster up the words to tell them to stop but I sat speechless as they explored each other most intimately.
After the literal climax of this show before me, my heart was racing and my palms were sweaty. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom for about a good 10 minutes to regain my composure. Coming out, satisfied I was calmed down I proceeded to scream at them. They wanted payment -- can you believe that? They expected me, a perfectly moral True Christian™ pastor to pay out of church donations for their sin?
The brunette seemed pretty sassy so I backhanded her across the mouth and called her a "foul whore!". The blonde one then started running to the door, but I caught her by the hair and dragged her down to the ground. You have no idea how good it felt to be on top of this woman, hitting the sin out of her. I felt so noble, so pure, so Christian.
The two women eventually pleaded with me to let them go and that they would accept Christ as their savior. We all bowed our heads and prayed. I then paid each woman $2000 so that they may go out and buy some new, modest clothes.
The moral of the story is sometimes words aren't enough to convert a heathen slut. Sometimes you have to give a good whoopin' to make them come around.
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
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This particular Baptwit cult have been around since the days of bad Hair-Metal bands and Beta video tape machines... and are about as relevant
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Re: Man persecuted for disciplining lesbian harlots! -
04-05-2010, 08:46 AM
Thats sad, it would seem self defense is becoming illegal!
I hope that man is going to be ok =(
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