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Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adventure -
09-14-2010, 12:05 PM
So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?
So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.
You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked . I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?
So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.
Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.
And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!
On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.
The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!
Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.
Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
09-14-2010, 12:40 PM
What a glorious day this must have been for these unpure girls you met. Beside Jesus and God himself, I can't think of any person who would be better to meet than you. Especially if you are a young slutty teen girl.
Praise the LORD.
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
09-14-2010, 01:23 PM
Godly account Reverend. Your tireless work with unsaved tramps is legendary. Four harlots SAVED in one night. You are a Gospel spreading MACHINE Osborn. GLORY!
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09-15-2010, 01:38 AM
BRAVO Rev. Jim! I really don't know anybody like you who still has so much energy in his old age. It's truly remarkable what you are doing, and how much you are engaging with these young women, they have really proved to be your speciality!
Many lesser men would be retired at your age, sitting around limp watching the world go by. Not you. Through the power of Christ I wish you good health so you can minister the hell out of women for many more years to come.
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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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09-15-2010, 01:51 AM
I don't really ever get a chance to go to Vegas, but I'm looking forward to the casino night fund-raiser here in December.
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
10-07-2010, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?
So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.
You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked . I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?
So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.
Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.
And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!
On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.
The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!
Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.
Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?
THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...
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Good account Rev. May I ask, do you get your haircut in LA at the same place as my brother Terry?
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10-07-2010, 09:05 PM
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Good account Rev. May I ask, do you get your haircut in LA at the same place as my brother Terry Wogan?
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10-07-2010, 09:12 PM
Just googled the said Hair studio and this fell upon me
Terry 14:26
And when he cut the hair of his head (for at the end of every year he used to cut it; when it was heavy on him, he cut it), he weighed the hair of his head, two hundred shekels by the king’s weight.
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
10-07-2010, 10:18 PM
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Good account Rev. May I ask, do you get your haircut in LA at the same place as my brother Terry?
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You think a man of God like Rev Osborne is going to get his hair cut as some $11 dollar Super Haircuts? That is an insult to Jesus friend.
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10-20-2010, 09:00 AM
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You think a man of God like Rev Osborne is going to get his hair cut as some $11 dollar Super Haircuts? That is an insult to Jesus friend.
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Brother Joe, not if Rev Osborne donates the other $39 for a second trip to bring the Good Word to those young tramps. After all, is a good hair cut worth leaving a young tramp ignorant of her chance at salvation? Her, possibly only chance, to get down on her knees before Rev Osborne and accept Jesus Christ as her savior and become a True Christian ™?
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11-16-2010, 11:01 PM
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Um,
You shall not commit adultery
That picture looks otherwise.
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11-17-2010, 02:33 PM
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Um,
You shall not commit adultery
That picture looks otherwise.
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i not see no adultrys in that there pickture, Mr.Donkey! maybee you just see what you wants to see, an that mean that you gots a dirty minds
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
11-22-2010, 04:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA CATHOLICS ARE SATANISTS!!
How can you say that you all believe in the same god.
and for the record I've read the Satanic Bible, it's more believable than the filth you read!
I actually can't believe that people like you exist. It upsets me to think that your whole life revolves around "God" and "Jesus"
Why don't you just believe in yourself rather than some unreal deity!
I will only believe in "God" when I see visual proof of his existence
chances are I'll be burning in Hell with my pal Satan!
You are actually wasting your time. Because when you die, YOU DIE! That's it life over. No heaven no Hell no Purgatory no piffleing "God" it's just black, cold, empty darkness.
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
01-08-2011, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?
So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.
You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked . I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?
So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.
Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.
And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!
On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.
The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!
Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.
Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?
THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...
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01-08-2011, 03:52 AM
Do you really have to travel all the way to Vegas to find whores to "save"?
Song of Solomon 4:5
Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
01-08-2011, 10:52 AM
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Do you really have to travel all the way to Vegas to find whores to "save"?
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It just shows how much effort Rev. Jim Osborne puts into saving those poor sluts! He is a great man and a great example for every man in Freehold!
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01-08-2011, 11:16 AM
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It just shows how much effort Rev. Jim Osborne puts into saving those poor sluts! He is a great man and a great example for every man in Freehold!
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& he is getting laid.
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01-08-2011, 11:47 AM
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& he is getting laid
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Of course he is, after a day of hard work he has to lay down and rest. Everyone does.
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
01-08-2011, 03:53 PM
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Do you really have to travel all the way to Vegas to find whores to "save"?
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If we all had your attitude NOBODY would ever get Saved© outside of Freehold. It just goes to show how much nicer we are than our athiest counterparts, they wouldn't bother helping their own mothers if they had to travel for it!
Bravo Rev. Jim, I'm sure you gave many girls a hard time about their "deathstyle", and planted the seed to send them on the path of the LORD.
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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven -
01-10-2011, 04:15 AM
Rev. Jim............I truly do admire you tireless dedication to showing these harlots the error of their sinful Godless ways.
Just look at the way they dress!! It's appalling!! I do hope that you managed to get them out of those whorish clothes as soon as possible and gave them a good tongue lashing so that they may come to the Lord.
You are truly an inspiration and I hope to one day follow in your foot steps!
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