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Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAVERY! -
07-13-2011, 09:28 AM
We have too many RINOs in America. These Republicans In Name Only rape Jesus from behind by ignoring His Holy Bible. They are allowing gays to marry and Obama to wreck our economy.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Fortunately the Tea Party has now found a rock solid way to separate the closet democrats from the real Republicans! In Iowa, of course, there’s a social conservative pledge called “ The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence upon Marriage and Family”. Those who sign it are the real Republicans, those who don't are filthy communists who should all go back to Russia! Sarah Palin will personally kick them to Russia from her house. Of course, Michelle Bachmann signed this pledge before the ink was even dry! Her only remark was that it didn't go far enough.
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Michelle Bachmann Signs Pledge that Says Black Children Better Off During Slavery
8 Jul 2011 Author: Cheryl Contee (Jill Tubman)
In Iowa, there’s a social conservative pledge called “The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence upon Marriage and Family” that is anti-abortion, anti-same sex marriage, anti-divorce etc etc that GOP candidates are being urged to sign. It’s got some pretty rigid-sounding stuff, but there’s also this extra-special piece:
Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.
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The good news is that this pledge will also solve all our economic problems!
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The taxpayer-borne social costs of family fragmentation exceeds $112 billion per year, especially when all costs to the justice system are recognized.
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I am very glad to see there is light at the end of this dark tunnel that is Obama's presidency.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 09:42 AM
So you all want to go back to the dark ages!?
Why not go all the way back to the stone age and start throwing rocks at each other? I think the Bible even mentions this.
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 09:49 AM
Wow, interesting!
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 10:05 AM
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So you all want to go back to the dark ages!?
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You speak of the Dark Ages as if they were a bad thing. They were times when the people were far closer to God. Their faith was strong because they knew He would cure their illnesses and, despite suffering in the Vale of Tears we call Life, they were promised Life Eternal with Him. Church attendance was far higher then and there were only a few stupid and godless enough to question His right to Rule.
Those were the days when the Church ruled with an iron hand and did its job keeping people on the straight and narrow path to Paradise.
A return to these times would save so many lost souls! Have you no care of compassion for people?
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Why not go all the way back to the stone age and start throwing rocks at each other? I think the Bible even mentions this.
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The Bible is far more modern than that! It was written in the Bronze and Iron Age! Please get your facts right!
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Wow, interesting!
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Of course it is interesting! What could be more interesting than God's perspective?
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 11:03 AM
I believe this pledge is far too important to be limited to presidential candidates.
I will forward a recommendation to our Pastor's Council that they duplicate the Anti Gay and Pro Slavery Pledge and send a copy to every member of The Landover Baptist Church. The mailing should include an instruction sheet that clearly states the signed pledge must be turned in at the front door of the Church next Sunday in order to gain admittance to the sanctuary.
Even though I am not married, I will certainly sign the Pledge because of its strong pro-slavery message.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 11:14 AM
I will sign the pledge. This is an easy one. I've never wanted to be a homer.
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 12:51 PM
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So you all want to go back to the dark ages!?
Why not go all the way back to the stone age and start throwing rocks at each other? I think the Bible even mentions this.
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If we did that we'd barely be ahead of Holland in terms of cultural safistication.
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-13-2011, 11:57 PM
I knew it was asking too much to expect a mere female to understand such important matters. Michele Bachmann appears to have committed public apostasy over the matter.
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Bachmann Does Damage Control over Slavery Quote in 'Marriage Vow'
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Early Saturday, Bachmann's spokeswoman Alice Stewart said that the she had only endorsed the 14-point “candidate vow,” which did not include the slavery passage. Politico reports that Stewart said that "in no uncertain terms, Congresswoman Bachmann believes that slavery was horrible and economic enslavement is also horrible."
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So now she thinks that the Divinely instituted system of labor relations "was horrible"? She obviously would rather be politically correct than Biblically correct.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-14-2011, 12:05 AM
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Of course it is interesting! What could be more interesting than God's perspective?
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-14-2011, 02:48 AM
The nigra has done nothing but ruin himself ever since slavery was abolished and they started letting to joo use him as their muscle.
We need to bring back Godly slavery! I hope the next Republican president will make that his priority.
I wonder how much obama would go for?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Michelle Bachmann does the RIGHT thing, Anti GAY and Pro SLAV -
07-14-2011, 03:47 AM
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We have too many RINOs in America. These Republicans In Name Only rape Jesus from behind by ignoring His Holy Bible. They are allowing gays to marry and Obama to wreck our economy.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Fortunately the Tea Party has now found a rock solid way to separate the closet democrats from the real Republicans! In Iowa, of course, there’s a social conservative pledge called “ The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence upon Marriage and Family”. Those who sign it are the real Republicans, those who don't are filthy communists who should all go back to Russia! Sarah Palin will personally kick them to Russia from her house. Of course, Michelle Bachmann signed this pledge before the ink was even dry! Her only remark was that it didn't go far enough.
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The good news is that this pledge will also solve all our economic problems! I am very glad to see there is light at the end of this dark tunnel that is Obama's presidency.
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RINOs are awful. The one I hate the most is that sissy boy Lindsey Graham. He's way to friendly with Joo Lieberman.
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