[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Friends, I have a sensitive question to ask. I trust I can write in confidence since this forum is only accessible to True Christian men. I'd hate this to get out to the wider community, they just... they just don't understand.

My question - is it gay if you only do it once? What if you only do it once but with different men - does the counter reset?

In Christ,
Anthony.

[Bubba Buck]

This is a sensitive issue. What I ask is that you hold no secrets among us Christian men. Many years ago I myself used to be afflicted with the gay disease but I have since changed my ways. Brother Harold Porter used to experiment when he was younger as well. He'd always touch his rectum out of experimentation when he was younger.

To do it once is indeed gay. You should check yourself into Brother Porter's rehabilitation program IMMEDIATELY. I'll call for him to come over. In the mean time, I require more details. Tell me EVERYTHING. The details of your gayscapade, what and it any phallus shaped devices were used, etc. Who exactly were you homering it up with? If it's a Freehold citizen you must turn him in as well. Let there be no secrets among Christian men.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Friends, I have a sensitive question to ask. I trust I can write in confidence since this forum is only accessible to True Christian men. I'd hate this to get out to the wider community, they just... they just don't understand.

My question - is it gay if you only do it once? What if you only do it once but with different men - does the counter reset?

In Christ,
Anthony.

No. It is gayness and God hates it.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

There is no excuse. Once the penis seeks the anus and homo-rectal intercourse begins, God wants you dead, especially with distal and proximal colonic ejaculation. And bloody dead. God pulls no punches.

But you can be saved from your perverted lust.

1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Pray the gay away! Tell Jesus all about the tryst, in detail. He will forgive you for your hormones gone wrong. God gave you your body, but you let the Devil inside your prostate.

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

Brother Harold Porter used to experiment when he was younger as well. He'd always touch his rectum out of experimentation when he was younger.

It was because I hated God that I began the experimentation. And it was not simply touching my rectum. Anusoidal exploration was first. Then digital probing. And when that was not enough, multi-digital excursions. I won't get into any detail here, but it was not long until I had mounted the largest of the posts on my childhood bed and found myself almost unable to breathe because of the intestinal compression and stress.

I did not find Jesus as a child. The self-abuse of deciding to be gay continued for another thirty years.

But He DID save me from the fagging and I thank Him every day.

In Christ

[Brother Gonzalez]

I would like to add something. Even though I have not experience in the field of homersexualism, I do have some experience in reading the Bible.

Once is enough, is you lie with mankind it is abomination.


But if you are going to defy God, at least finish your job inside your partner. If you spill your seed, you are going to be commiting two sins and that will offend God even more.


Genesis 38:9-10
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.



10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.


Don't risk your chances of salvation.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

No. It is gayness and God hates it.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

There is no excuse. Once the penis seeks the anus and homo-rectal intercourse begins, God wants you dead, especially with distal and proximal colonic ejaculation. And bloody dead. God pulls no punches.

But you can be saved from your perverted lust.

1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Pray the gay away! Tell Jesus all about the tryst, in detail. He will forgive you for your hormones gone wrong. God gave you your body, but you let the Devil inside your prostate.



It was because I hated God that I began the experimentation. And it was not simply touching my rectum. Anusoidal exploration was first. Then digital probing. And when that was not enough, multi-digital excursions. I won't get into any detail here, but it was not long until I had mounted the largest of the posts on my childhood bed and found myself almost unable to breathe because of the intestinal compression and stress.

I did not find Jesus as a child. The self-abuse of deciding to be gay continued for another thirty years.

But He DID save me from the fagging and I thank Him every day.

In Christ

It is success stories just like this that confirms my faith on a daily basis. How anyone can hear such a moving testimony to the Awesome and Majestic Power of Jesus and still turn their back on our Lord and Savior is a mystery I shall never solve. Maybe Satan has a hand in it, or liberals. Oh, but I grow redundant.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Friends, I have a sensitive question to ask. I trust I can write in confidence since this forum is only accessible to True Christian men. I'd hate this to get out to the wider community, they just... they just don't understand.

My question - is it gay if you only do it once? What if you only do it once but with different men - does the counter reset?

In Christ,
Anthony.

Dr. Toole,


When my former friend Lance was living the life of a screaming queen, giving himself over to unnatural desires in the brambles of Central Park or abandoning his manhood in the dark and dank restrooms located up and down the New Jersey Turnpike (the farther south you go, the cleaner they are, but still), I had him kidnapped and delivered to Brother Porter.


In 1 Corinthians 6:11, we read, "And such WERE some of you..."


That verse definitely applies to Lance following Brother Porter's intensive and effective gayness removal regimen. Do not squander the chance to leave the vile homosexual lifestyle behind you. It can change your life. If that's not a good enough reason, perhaps this is:


We are believers in the whole Bible here and we have no problem with drop kicking your ass over the goal post of life if you continue being a fag. Sure, we do so with Christ's love, but the end result is the same. Think: Lance no longer speaks to me, but that's ok. Straight men often lose touch and when they see each other again, one knuckle knock and it's like old times. Homers can't stand to be away from their friends. They aren't "whole" unless they are clinging to another man, usually a handsome, young, virile, well built stud like me. This is unChrist-like.


Philippians 4:19 tells us that only GOD supplies our needs. We don't need what we think we need. We ONLY need Jesus. We don't need leather-clad sadomasochists bearing cats-o'-nine-tails. We don't need drag queens lip synching Whitney Houston songs to us in some seedy bar for tips. We don't need hustlers on 8th Avenue, overcharging us for sexual favors. We need JESUS. You need JESUS.


I don't mean to go on and on but I am so passionate about this. When I was with my dear friend Tommy-Tom-Tom Taylor this weekend (and last night), he and I had just finished, um, a manly game of Uno and he rolled over (um, we were on the floor) and he said, his voice husky with emotion, "I love Jesus." And we embraced for hours. Not out of lust for one another - eww, icky poo - but because of the love we share for our Lord. It is what brings real men together. It doesn't matter that we were clad in our tight, clinging Andrew Christian underwear; we know that Jesus is in our hearts and our minds were filled with Him.


That can be you, Dr. Toole. I can send you a pair of Andrew Christians if you want and we can even embrace if you'd like to stop by sometime when you're in the city. But only after you let Jesus cleanse you. What's it going to be? Continue in your life of depravity and certain death leading to hell's painful fire, or letting Brother Porter have his way with you night after night until you are shouting at the top of your lungs of God's greatness? (Psalm 145:3)


We love you, Dr. Toole. All the men of Landover are behind you right now, poised for manly intercourse. Will you let us in, or turn us away? I am praying for you and anxious to learn of your chosen pathway.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry


PS: I agree that sharing your stories will be cathartic for you. (Romans 10:10) We, as men of God, long to learn of your struggles with every sordid detail, no matter how sinful.

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Toole,
I was hopeful that I'd find stories of your descent into the dark and vile land of the sin whose name must not be spoken, even if I found them in private messages (preferable, actually). Imagine my disappointment when I found none.


This leads me to think that you're too busy hanging around people with unnatural affection and cold black hearts. I pray this isn't true and that you're actually on your way to Brother Porter's compound to have the gay removed. A quick call to Brother Porter will hopefully ease my mind, but I happen to know he's busy with other fags at the moment since I got his voice mail that says:


Thank you for calling Brother Harold Porter. I would love to take your call but I am busy with other fags at the moment. I would appreciate your prayers as I attempt to end the scourge of homersekshulism and bring God's Glory to the United States by making it a gay-free country. If you are a homer seeking help, please leave a message with a contact number and text me a photo of you - full-body is preferred - and I will contact you as soon as I can come on the phone.

Then the song "Proud to be an American" plays a few seconds before you hear the tone to leave a message. I am going to my closet to pray for him even now, and I'll include you, too, Dr. Toole.

[Nincompoop]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Friends, I have a sensitive question to ask. I trust I can write in confidence since this forum is only accessible to True Christian men. I'd hate this to get out to the wider community, they just... they just don't understand.

My question - is it gay if you only do it once? What if you only do it once but with different men - does the counter reset?

In Christ,
Anthony.

No brother, as long as it is with a different man each time, it does not count. As long as you do not love this other man, you are still straight and furthermore, god still loves you.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Nallelccm

No brother, as long as it is with a different man each time, it does not count. As long as you do not love this other man, you are still straight and furthermore, god still loves you.

If you are going to contradict our beloved Brother Harold Porter, please provide scripture to back up what you are saying.


Or, you know, STFU.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Nallelccm

No brother, as long as it is with a different man each time, it does not count. As long as you do not love this other man, you are still straight and furthermore, god still loves you.

So, God will toss the homo He loves in the Lake of Fire where said homo suffer unspeakable pain and torture for eternity (Matthew 13:41-42; 1 Corinthians 6:9)? What kind of sick thing is that for someone to do to someone they love? Do you think God is some celestial Norman Bates or something?

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Nallelccm

No brother, as long as it is with a different man each time, it does not count. As long as you do not love this other man, you are still straight and furthermore, god still loves you.

God's word is clear and unambiguous. Here's a sample.

Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13-...they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Mr. Bottom]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Friends, I have a sensitive question to ask. I trust I can write in confidence since this forum is only accessible to True Christian men. I'd hate this to get out to the wider community, they just... they just don't understand.

My question - is it gay if you only do it once? What if you only do it once but with different men - does the counter reset?

In Christ,
Anthony.

Yes the counter resets, also if you have <<<reference to a perverse act removed by a friendly (but getting tired) moderator>>> at 6:09 pm god cannot see you through the sun, and you are <<<reference to a perverse act removed by moderator>>> to you.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bosom

...at 6:09 pm god cannot see you through the sun...

As Brother Gonzalez pointed out above, Scripture or STFU, thanks.


Bible's some crazy enough shit without you adding to the pile. Read it for yourself and find out.

[handmaiden]

"Anusoidal"? . . . Oops! Clicking error.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

God's word is clear and unambiguous. Here's a sample.

Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13-...they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Thank you Brother Moss. But I was working under the assumption all this only applies if you are caught in the act. Since I was not was merely posing a hypothetical, that would mean there is no Biblical crime committed. Allegedly. This is well above my pay grade.