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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-30-2014, 11:14 PM

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As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?
Women don't have the brains God gave a chicken! Exactly why they require a stern master to issue commands, otherwise they'd all drown in rainstorms for want of someone to tell them to shut their pie holes.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-18-2017, 12:34 PM

I hope you people go to jail for domestic abuse, and get raped in the butt by big black guys, and have God send you to hell for being homosexual.

You people are proud with beating your wives? Seriously, what is wrong with you? No wonder she wants to knife him. Probably an abusive bastard. I hope she gets away with killing him too. His golf performance is so much more important than his wife not being beaten, do you not see a problem with this? You people are sick. Rot in a dumpster.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-16-2020, 05:02 AM

I’m needing help with a rebellious, undisciplined wife. I’d like to find a mentor for me and disciplinarian for her until I’m able to handle her on my own. I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her and give her the discipline and obedience training she so desperately needs.
Any help will be very much appreciated.
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Prayer Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-16-2020, 12:00 PM

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I’m needing help with a rebellious, undisciplined wife. I’d like to find a mentor for me and disciplinarian for her until I’m able to handle her on my own. I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her and give her the discipline and obedience training she so desperately needs.
Any help will be very much appreciated.
Mr. Bobby,

How is it possible that you've let things get out of hand? Could it be that you've neglected to follow the KJV Bible to the letter? Let us see:
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... I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her...
I have absolutely no idea what your let's are but they seem to be related to unnatural fornication. But that is unimportant. The main issue is why you should consult the physicians and not simply Pray?

2 Chronicles 16: 12-13
And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet
in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.


Do you need atheist medical interventions because of THIS?

John 9:31
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God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.


...or perhaps because of THIS:

Luke 17:6
And the Lord said,
If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.


I'd say that you need to consult your own Spiritual state first. If that is in order, everything else will follow naturally. Based on your post and my initial assessment you need to accept Jesus and become a Christian. Matthew 7:20 tells us that you have a long way to go but we'll certainly help you and Pray for you (and our Prayers, unlike yours, do work). So please persist and keep on contributing to God's favorite Forum!


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-16-2020, 02:58 PM

Mr. White,


Thank you for you intelligent and thoughtful response. You are correct. We have both been astray for way too long. We have now come to the church work with God and the leaders and mentors of the church to change our lives, become good Christians and learn the discipline and obedience it takes to have a proper Christian marriage. I know this will take time and lots of effort on our part. We understand it may be a long and sometimes painful journey but know now that it's the right way and the only way it should be.


Thank you again for taking the time to help us begin.


(by the way, in my original post, "let's" was a typo. it should have read "legs". Both knees will be worked on. )
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Jesus Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-03-2021, 03:08 PM

Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits. He also says a man can have sex with a women anytime or place he wants and sperm that leaks out is subject for a whipping because sperm is gift to women. Is he right? Brenda
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-03-2021, 07:44 PM

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Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits. He also says a man can have sex with a women anytime or place he wants and sperm that leaks out is subject for a whipping because sperm is gift to women. Is he right? Brenda
If he is spilling seed, you have a much bigger problem than you think, dear - you need to start looking for funeral arrangements for him:

Genesis 38:9-10
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

(well, first you need to marry him ASAP, being a widow is a much better thing that being an unmarried slut).
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-03-2021, 09:21 PM

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Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits.
First, I assume you're not married. If you are married, then you cannot have a boyfriend unless you purchase an indulgence from the Landover Baptist Church, and those are very expensive (just ask President Trump!). Your boyfriend can only spank you to the extent your father has given him consent, because that privilege belongs to your father until you are married.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-03-2021, 09:42 PM

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Hi my name is Brenda.
Well, dear, that is a cross you must bear. It is perfectly fine to hate your parents for inflicting the name on you: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple (Luke 14:26)

But as to the rest of your post, I see you call yourself "mom" in your username. No mom should have a "boyfriend". I wonder (though without too much curiosity and absolutely no genuine interest) what your husband has to say about it?


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Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits. He also says a man can have sex with a women anytime or place he wants and sperm that leaks out is subject for a whipping because sperm is gift to women. Is he right? Brenda
Hello, Miss Brenda. Goodness gracious; you have arrived with a bit of an urgency, haven't you? Normally, our newcomers write a polite, introductory greeting at our friendly Introductory Forum. As it appears that you have bypassed that forum, I wonder if I might trouble you to make your way there -- at your earliest convenience -- to give a proper introduction to the people at . The link to that forum is here:

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-23-2021, 01:03 PM

I know a man has a right to punish us (females) but can he let another man spank or whip us?
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Brazen hussy. Your BDSM fantasies are not welcome here. There must be some roman catholic or scientology site better suited to your needs


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-06-2021, 03:37 PM

i just want to say two things here men

1. i think its very cool that we have ourselves a men only section, just a shame those annoying women keep coming in.


2. when i'm married i fully intend to beat my wife with a belt when she needs punishment.


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 07-26-2021, 02:31 PM

I am a young 22 year old man who has been married 9 months. I use spanking and other punishments to train my wife. I dont have anyone to discuss it with and learn how to be a good husband. I would love to find one or two men to guide me in the art of punishment and how to use it.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-17-2021, 08:55 AM

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At the risk of sounding disrespectful, that's what a lot of this 'wife spanking' stuff seems like. Perhaps you could find an alternative method... or just learn to get along with your spouse?


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-03-2021, 03:51 PM

So so very true and a good article which has been written with many of the facets that Christianity represents and which modern feminist Women rebel and rebuke against as is described will happen in the end times and revelations when in the end the Lords second coming will be? My first thoughts as primary candidates that need rectifying and be disciplined are 1) Hilary Clinton 2) Nancy Pelosi 3) Jan Yellen and the rest of the ill preaching advocating bitches in the White House! Trump has been cancelled and silenced but the Lord will make him who is LAST he shall MAKETH him FIRST! FOR he has SAYETH to SATAN and his whippets NO ONE HAS THE HAND OVER THE FATHER!! Therefore LETS PRAY BROTHERS FOR THE ELIMINATION OF THE ANTI-CHRIST WHO HAS THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND HATH BETRAYAL AND CONTEMPT THE SUBJECT IN HIS NAME. ALLELUIA!! PRAISE TO YOU LORD JESUS CHRIST.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-03-2021, 05:50 PM

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So so very true and a good article which has been written with many of the facets that Christianity represents and which modern feminist Women rebel and rebuke against as is described will happen in the end times and revelations when in the end the Lords second coming will be? My first thoughts as primary candidates that need rectifying and be disciplined are 1) Hilary Clinton 2) Nancy Pelosi 3) Jan Yellen and the rest of the ill preaching advocating bitches in the White House! Trump has been cancelled and silenced but the Lord will make him who is LAST he shall MAKETH him FIRST! FOR he has SAYETH to SATAN and his whippets NO ONE HAS THE HAND OVER THE FATHER!! Therefore LETS PRAY BROTHERS FOR THE ELIMINATION OF THE ANTI-CHRIST WHO HAS THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND HATH BETRAYAL AND CONTEMPT THE SUBJECT IN HIS NAME. ALLELUIA!! PRAISE TO YOU LORD JESUS CHRIST.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-09-2021, 06:17 PM

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At the risk of sounding disrespectful, that's what a lot of this 'wife spanking' stuff seems like. Perhaps you could find an alternative method... or just learn to get along with your spouse?
Oof. There was no need to destroy them, kiddo. But pretty good all the same. Judging by your pfp, I take it you're a furry?


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-09-2021, 08:49 PM

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Oof. There was no need to destroy them, kiddo. But pretty good all the same. Judging by your pfp, I take it you're a furry?
Furries, gamers, weebs, bronies, geeks... If Dante wrote the Divine Comedy today he would have put all of them in the same circle of , where they would be forced to costantly rewatch their entire wasted life.
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