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My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:01 AM
Friends, I can't tell you how shocked I am. Earlier today I was visiting with my Uncle Phil and Aunt Meg in Des Moines. It seemed like things were going well, I spent the morning witnessing to them and then we took time out for a hearty lunch - and I do mean hearty! I stuffed myself full of different meats, enjoying sandwiches and delicious soup, but I took in a little too much and had to lay down for a nap.
When I woke up, I discovered to my horror that Uncle Phil had given me a pearl necklace while I slept! It was right there, on my ch*st! I was so revolted that he would do such a thing that I couldn't bring myself to touch it, so I grabbed a nearby towel and brushed it off as quickly as I could!
After I calmed down, I grabbed my Bible and explained why he shouldn't be going around giving women pearl necklaces! Not even his wife!
1Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array
No pearl necklaces, no pearl earrings, no pearl ANYTHING!
Uncle Phil apologized and asked me not to tell anyone about his breach of morality, that he just thought I would like it and that he thought a pearl necklace would look good on me, but after talking to my husband, Mr. Whitford, we thought this would be a great witnessing tale to share with the world. God bless you all!
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:10 AM
Mrs. Whitford, I have given my nieces many gifts while they are sleeping, but I would never, EVER think of giving them a pearl necklace...it just seems so unclean and improper to me.
I mean, pearls come from OYSTERS for goodness sake! I'm no geologist, but I'm pretty sure they don't have fins or scales:
(Leviticus 11:12) "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:15 AM
I always give the special women in my life a pearl necklace. Each pearl symbolizes pureness of spirit.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:23 AM
When I was an unSaved© whore, I used to love wearing pearl necklaces. I can't quite remember exactly how many I've had over the years, but in those days it was rare to see me without a large string of pearls around my neck.
In fact, I remember one instance in particular where a customer gave me one. I, err, gave him a freebie, and at the end of the session he gave me the biggest, most luxurious pearl necklace I've ever seen! I guess he can't have been as broke as he let on, or maybe he was testing me or something.
Of course, ever since I've repented of my sluttishness and became a True Christian™ I can proudly say that my neck has been pearl-free.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
When I was an unSaved© whore, I used to love wearing pearl necklaces. I can't quite remember exactly how many I've had over the years, but in those days it was rare to see me without a large string of pearls around my neck.
In fact, I remember one instance in particular where a customer gave me one. I, err, gave him a freebie, and at the end of the session he gave me the biggest, most luxurious pearl necklace I've ever seen!
Of course, ever since I've repented of my sluttishness and became a True Christian™ I can proudly say that my neck has been pearl-free.
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What is 'freebie'??
And what is the conexión whit the pearls??
YIC, Mari (Confuse - as always whit the amercian lenguage)
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My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
What is 'freebie'??
And what is the conexión whit the pearls??
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Ah, a freebie would be something given away for free, Sister. Now that I think about it, the pearls might have been meant for his wife or something!
I'm glad I've left that part of my life behind me now. The thought that I may have inadvertently stolen a string of pearls (which we shouldn't be wearing anyways! ) that rightfully belonged to another woman just sickens and depresses me.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I always give the special women in my life a pearl necklace. Each pearl symbolizes pureness of spirit.
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By "special" do you mean the unsaved trash in your extended family, with a reminder to them to read 1 Timothy 2:9?
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
By "special" do you mean the unsaved trash in your extended family, with a reminder to them to read 1 Timothy 2:9?
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No, not them, and actually it was only twice to two different women. I was hoping that things would work out better than they did, but, oh well.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 04:52 AM
The Queen loves to receive a pearl necklace. I believe that she has had a few over the years from Philip but also received pearl necklaces from the heads of many other countries.
She is supposed to be the head of The Church of England.
It wouldn't surprise me if Kate hasn't received one from William already.
YiC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-01-2011, 08:48 PM
Pearls, how gauche. I am so sorry for you Mrs. Whitford. At least they were not Black Pearls.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-02-2011, 05:46 AM
I'm pretty horrified that your uncle would give you the pearl necklace to which his wife was undoubtedly entitled.
Was she upset?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-02-2011, 05:52 AM
Maybe next time your uncle wants to give you a gift he'll go for something more modest. Like a delicious creampie.
Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-04-2011, 11:09 PM
This thread has gotten completely off course. We're losing sight of Mrs. Whitford's valuable point! Which was something about uncles, and napping, and... Um.... Vanity! Yes, all is vanity!
Bab!
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
05-04-2011, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
This thread has gotten completely off course. We're losing sight of Mrs. Whitford's valuable point! Which was something about uncles, and napping, and... Um.... Vanity! Yes, all is vanity!
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Exactly Dear Bob!
And I have decide to no wear pearl necklace to my friend's wedding in the end cos I have got the good cristian advises of the Mrs Whiteford and others on the vanity. I think I won't never have the feeling opf a pearl necklace now, biut I'm sure Jesus aprove of this - he don't want to see me whit one, and I'm sure you don't too, yes?
Mari x
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
01-13-2012, 08:21 PM
One of my teachers at school gave me a pearl necklace last year after I finished his class. It had the biggest pearls on it that I had ever seen. He told me never to tell anyone about it. I couldn't do that, I told my daddy as soon as I got home. He was furious!!! The bastard teacher has since been fired and my daddy said if he ever seen him around town that would be the end of him!
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
01-14-2012, 03:04 AM
My grandad gave me one, but im only allowed ot wear it for a few minutes, so he gives me a pearl neckalce each tiem he comes to visit
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Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace! -
02-16-2012, 07:26 PM
Wow Kat, that is so amazing of your granddaddy!!! He must really love you to be able to give you a pearl necklace every time!!! I think that's beautiful!! I love having a nice thick pearl necklace around my neck!!
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