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Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-24-2015, 05:11 PM
We all are familiar with the origins of original sin. The Serpent seduced the first woman into disobedience, sin prevailed and continues to burden us today. From the beginning, the serpent was subtil and cunning but some of the characteristics of the present snakes appeared only after the Fall as punishment. Let us see how God explains this!
Genesis 3:14
And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
Thus, before the Fall the serpent did NOT go upon its belly. Hence, it must have had LEGS. And, praise Jesus, the skeleton of this very animal has been FOUND!
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Scientists have described what they say is the first known fossil of a four-legged snake. The limbs of the... 20-centimeter-long creature are remarkably well preserved and end with five slender digits that appear to have been functional.
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There you have it. Exactly as decribed in the Bible.
Genesis 3:1
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
A subtil creature, not yet crawling on its belly. A seductive serpent in the shape that seduces women into fornicatory thoughts. Here's the skeleton!
And here's a reconstruction of this fearsome predator!
Behold the face of the Enemy that caused mankind to Fall from God's Grace!
Obviously, atheists fail to understand these implications and try to exploit this finding for evolutionary purposes...
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Thought to have come from Brazil, the fossil would be one of the earliest snakes found, suggesting that the group evolved from terrestrial precursors in Gondwana, the southern remnant of the supercontinent Pangaea.
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Still, they actually admit that they are ignorant and they themselves suspect that evolution of this creature is an impossible explanation.
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Rather than being a protosnake, Tetrapodophis might be a surviving remnant of a previously presumed lost group, he suggests. “I think this creature is far more exciting for what it might be than for what [the team] says it is.”
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They really are clueless but we are not. The perfect explanation is in the Bible. This specimen both proves evolution totally wrong and the Bible totally right. At the same time, we get an interesting glimpse of the fauna of pre-Fall Eden. Apparently this sorry Creature never survived the banishment and perished before Jesus could cut out its feet for good! It will also be interesting to observe if the re-discovered features of this serpent are still alluring to unsaved women.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 06:43 AM
Glory!
How beautiful to find example after example of the Truth of the Bible being acknowledged and celebrated by secular scientists who simply can deny the Truth no longer! If rocks can sing the praises of the LORD (Luke 19:40), then surely the rock-brained scientists can be taught to!
Some other Truths secular scientists have come to begrudgingly accept in time include:
- Both man and woman possess the seed of life (Genesis 3:15); discovered by man in 17th century
- Earth is held in place by invisible forces (Job 26:7); discovered by man in 1650
- Blood is necessary for life (Leviticus 17:11); discovered by man in 19th century
- Oceans have natural paths in them (Psalms 8:8); discovered by man in 1854
- Light is a particle and has mass (a photon) (Job 38:19); discovered by man in 1932
- Stars give off signals (Job 38:7); discovered by man in 1945
- Oceans contain fresh water springs (Job 38:16); discovered by man in 1920
- Dust is important to survival (Isaiah 40:12); discovered by man in 1935
- Hubert Spencer's scientific principles (Genesis 1); discovered by man in 1820
- Air has weight (Job 28:25); discovered by man in the 17th century
- Light can be split up into component colors (Job 38:24); discovered by man in 1650
- Matter is made up of invisible particles (Romans 1:20); discovered by man in 20th century
- Water cycle (Ecclesiastes 1:7); discovered by man in 17th century
- Lightning and thunder are related (Job 38:25); discovered by man in 19th century
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 07:41 AM
Glory indeed, Sister!
And just look at the dates on those "discoveries". Do you notice anything? Yes, each and every one of them was made after the publication of the definitive Bible.
So even while those secular scientists (some of them cathlics) were denying the Truth, they were stealing ideas from the Holy Scriptures and passing them off as their own.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
So even while those secular scientists (some of them cathlics) were denying the Truth, they were stealing ideas from the Holy Scriptures and passing them off as their own.
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Thank you. This is a very important point. Probably one of the most pivotal issues in Creation Science EVER.
Very. Important. Point.
"...they were stealing ideas from the Holy Scriptures and passing them off as their own."
Immediately this sentence rings with the Truth™. It means that there never was any original science to begin with! There is only the Good Book and it contains EVERYTHING. This also suggests that secular atheist heathen scientists are, in fact, religious, evolution is a religion and thus, the proper religion should be given equal (or more) time when it comes to science curricula of Universities (only Creation Science of course during the homeschooling period).
We now know what these bandits deserve!
Deuteronomy 24:7
If a man be found stealing any of his brethren of the children of Israel, and maketh merchandise of him, or selleth him; then that thief shall die; and thou shalt put evil away from among you.
Of course, Jesus will take care of that in due course of time. However, let us be reminded that there are also proper ways to act in a thief-like manner, but that is reserved for our LORD!
Revelation 16:15
Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 08:29 AM
Thank you, Brother Professor Dr White, sir, for bringing up this point:
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
(only Creation Science of course during the homeschooling period).
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I admit I was so excited at Sister Mary's information that I had already set two of my boys the task of finding other examples of secular scientific plagiarism. The twins have no particular interest in secular science, obviously, except for purposes of amusement. Should I stop this project now?
I would ask my husband, but he is away on business and the satellite link is currently down.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
...I had already set two of my boys the task of finding other examples of secular scientific plagiarism. The twins have no particular interest in secular science, obviously, except for purposes of amusement. Should I stop this project now?
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Yes. You should.
I think that secular atheist science is too volatile, dangerous and sodomistic for anyone who has not repented, remains unbaptized and has not yet memorized all there is to know about Creation (Science). Only True Believers™ should have access to atheists hypotheses. With Time running out (come Rapture), it must be Salvation first and rebuking nincompoop secularists only after an eternal disposal site in Heaven has been secured.
Hebrews 6:1
Therefore leaving the principles of the doctrine of Christ, let us go on unto perfection; not laying again the foundation of repentance from dead works, and of faith toward God,
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 12:03 PM
Thank you. No harm done, fortunately, as they had decided to start by working their way methodically through the KJV(1611), listing all the True Creation Science encompassed therein.
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
I think that secular atheist science is too volatile, dangerous and sodomistic...
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Unfortunately, Brother, even well-brought-up children in Godless England are old beyond their years, being forced to face such matters almost daily.
But enough of this; I have gone way off-topic, for which I apologize.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
A subtil creature, not yet crawling on its belly. A seductive serpent in the shape that seduces women into fornicatory thoughts. Here's the skeleton!
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It will also be interesting to observe if the re-discovered features of this serpent are still alluring to unsaved women.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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I think it looks more like the ebola virus
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-27-2015, 05:46 PM
It's just a lizard that grew too long. I'm sure out of an a billion lizards you're going to get one really long one.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-28-2015, 02:12 AM
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I think it looks more like the ebola virus
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It also kind of reminds me of a segmented anal demon I once extracted from a client's bowels.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-28-2015, 03:21 AM
Brethren Jim and Hammer,
I have absolutely no reason to doubt that the visually obvious similarity between the original serpent, and Ebola, and intestinal snakes would not also be a real family connection. According to Creation Science, all Creatures degenerate because of mutations, of which 99.9999999% are very harmful. This genetic entropy has caused microevolution within Created Kinds or baramins. The best tool to assess which Creatures belong to the same Created Kind is the cognitum, that is, personal assessment and gut feeling of the Creation Scientist as explained in the wonderful study by Dr. Jean Lightner et al. My cognitum - and yours - immediately tells me that these pictures have similarities. They must thus be of the same Created Kind, and it is no surprise that the first serpent would end its days in the vilest place imaginable, the lower colon of the hamite homer.
2 Chronicles 21:14
Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-28-2015, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
It's just a lizard that grew too long. I'm sure out of an a billion lizards you're going to get one really long one.
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Maybe it is not all that uncommon. There seem to be lots of really long lizards. Here is a picture of one them, probably from someone in the Vatican because it´s owner gave it a somewhat Latin sounding name:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Glory! The Skeleton of the Four-Legged Serpent from Eden Has Been Found! -
07-30-2015, 02:21 AM
Praise Jesus! One more victory for Christ against the Satan and his sickular scientists!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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