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Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 12:52 AM
hello im from Manchester England i go to st Mary's church and my favorite bible verse has to be
Revelation 12:9
And the great dragon was thrown down, the serpent of old who is called the devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him.
i was born christian.
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 01:05 AM
No one is "born" Christian.
John 3:6 John 3:7
It is necessary that you accept Christ as Savior by confessing your sin and then promising to do everything He tells you for the rest of your life. This is the privilege of those who follow Him, PRAISE GOD.
1 John 1:9 tells us that when we make such a confession, He will not fail! He will forgive us and cleanse us with His PRECIOUS BLOOD! Hallelujah!
Now - please tell us more. Are you male? Female? Married? Do you have children? Approximately how much can you tithe to Landover Baptist Church in order to ensure your space in Glory?
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
No one is "born" Christian.
John 3:6 John 3:7
It is necessary that you accept Christ as Savior by confessing your sin and then promising to do everything He tells you for the rest of your life. This is the privilege of those who follow Him, PRAISE GOD.
1 John 1:9 tells us that when we make such a confession, He will not fail! He will forgive us and cleanse us with His PRECIOUS BLOOD! Hallelujah!
Now - please tell us more. Are you male? Female? Married? Do you have children? Approximately how much can you tithe to Landover Baptist Church in order to ensure your space in Glory?
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ok explain how both my mother and farther being christian doesn't make me christian
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 01:22 AM
No one can be called Christian but that he be born again in Jesus.
Prithee: How is it that a Christian is named after a pagan god?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 01:28 AM
you know what how im just going to say it as it is, I was a christian until i saw the lies of the church if god, i started noticing things like how the gods of the old religions became classed as demons in Christianity, lets take the Egyptian gods for instance like Amon hes an Egyptian sun god right much like Lucifer, except Amon controls reproduction and life.. Now how can that be traits of a demon.
Also why does the bible state that god killed more people than Satan himself, so ask yourselves this who is the real bad guy...
you all go on about how God did this and god did that and your bible also fails to mention the god/godess of the gods Nebula the creator of gods either you all to blind to see the truth or you just idiots...
If your precious God really cared why is there so mucj pain and hunger in the world today.
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 01:55 AM
Hello Friend!! nice to meet you! I am new here too.
by the way, sorry for the England's dismal performance in the game today in the world of football. Pray for them in the next game
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 02:21 AM
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Hello Friend!! nice to meet you! I am new here too.
by the way, sorry for the England's dismal performance in the game today in the world of football. Pray for them in the next game
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Attention, unsaved persons! This is the forum for Introductions, not gossiping or boasting on ungodly sports.
The games you refer to, the soccer championships, are an abomination to God as you can read here!
1 Corinthians 10:7
Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 02:33 AM
You said you were a Christian, demon. Now I see that you were not deluded; you were lying. Liars have to go to Hell with the Devil. There is a place reserved for you there.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 03:01 AM
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i go to st Mary's church
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You don't say.
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Originally Posted by Amon-Ra
I was a christian until i saw the lies of the church
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Atheists always think their lies are imperceptible to decent and moral people, but the Holy Spirit will not be mocked dear, and we know from whence your words come (John 8:44). Your own discomfort and nervousness illustrates your soul crying out for its Creator.
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Originally Posted by Amon-Ra
i started noticing things like how the gods of the old religions became classed as demons in Christianity, lets take the Egyptian gods for instance like Amon hes an Egyptian sun god right much like Lucifer, except Amon controls reproduction and life.. Now how can that be traits of a demon.
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The gods of false religions have always been identified as demons and false gods. The Bible clearly points this out.
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Originally Posted by Amon-Ra
Also why does the bible state that god killed more people than Satan himself, so ask yourselves this who is the real bad guy...
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They deserved it.
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Originally Posted by Amon-Ra
you all go on about how God did this and god did that and your bible also fails to mention the god/godess of the gods Nebula the creator of gods either you all to blind to see the truth or you just idiots...
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Which false gods are these?
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Originally Posted by Amon-Ra
If your precious God really cared why is there so mucj pain and hunger in the world today.
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He cares for those who respond appropriately to His wonderful gift of accepting His Only Begotten Son's Precious and Perfect Blood to appease the offense against Divine Justice. Say, why not get on His good side and learn about the wonderful gift of Salvation!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 03:38 AM
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your bible also fails to mention the god/godess of the gods Nebula the creator of gods either you all to blind to see the truth or you just idiots...
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A moth created God? Did you escape from the mental asylum, or what?
A nebula:
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 02:18 PM
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ok explain how both my mother and farther being christian doesn't make me christian
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Psalms 98:2 assures us that the LORD wants us to know how to obtain Salvation®. But it is not automatic. Psalms 119:174 makes it clear that it is something for which humans long - which means it is obtainable but must be earnestly sought.
Jonah 2:9 reminds us again that our Salvation® is of God only. So how do we obtain it? It is not as if when a child spews forth from its mother's womb that it is covered with the blood of our Savior. Indeed, we are told that this birth is only the one in which we became a living soul. It is necessary to be born again, as I mentioned earlier. Romans 10:10 offers the truth of the need to confess our sins, not simply expect the Lord to say "Oh, that's right, your mom and dad are saved so regardless of how much fornicating and lying and pretending to be something you aren't, I'll just slip a key to your Heavenly Mansion under this doormat - don't tell anyone."
John 3:6 and John 3:7 are not to be overlooked! God sent His only child - a boy child - to miraculously enter the womb of Mary, that poor, sweet, adorable daughter of old; that precious woman that said YES to the angel: "Be it unto me according to thy word." Luke 1:38
When our wonderful LORD was born as JESUS, the LORD's plan was almost fulfilled. First, Jesus had to be tempted with all manner of sin, very similar to Lindsay Lohan - except Lindsay didn't resist the temptations of the evil one and only gets terrible bit parts in low-budget productions these days. But GOD doesn't want us to only get bit parts. He wants us to inherit the kingdom, Hallelujah!
So, Jesus was spat upon, speared, laughed at, and placed on an old rugged cross, where He died temporarily and then came back and then went back to heaven and will soon be returning to rule and reign forever and ever and ever and ever. We that are True Christians™ will reign with Him as we praise His Name for all eternity. Glory!
That is a somewhat abbreviated version but it's my day to arrange the flowers in the sanctuary before services.
Repent, be born again, and read His Word, friend! All you need to know about anything is found in the glorious pages of His Word.
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1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 11:49 PM
Mary Etheldreda, will you turn it in?
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-15-2014, 11:58 PM
John 1:3
All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-16-2014, 02:00 AM
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John 1:3
All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made
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So?
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-16-2014, 06:22 PM
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So?
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Use your intelligence.
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Re: Greetings From Manchester England -
06-16-2014, 07:38 PM
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Use your intelligence.
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Oh, wow, that hurts (not).
I know what this Scripture means:
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John 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made
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I'm asking what it means to you, as you somehow think it's relevant here.
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