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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-20-2018, 11:09 PM

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No, you haven't eaten the wrong sort of mushrooms for breakfast, this is what goes on in the minds of "pride" movement aficionados.
In descending order, firstly in the quote box as an excerpt of the same size, the pride flags are as follows:

GAYMAN

INTERSEX

TRANSFLAG

TRANSGENDER










So apart from going dizzy arranging all that, what did I notice? Simply that the patterns involved were rather similar in all cases (and there are numerous other "pride" flags, all hideous except for the original rainbow they hijacked but they've put the wrong number of stripes, obviously it's designed to mock God) as I think is self evident. Co-incidence? I'll leave that decision to the reader.

But just look at it! No wonder they're so ashamed.

This is what an over-compensated inferiority complex looks like.
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-21-2018, 02:38 AM

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Yes a child can be addicted to heroin but only from the mother can that happen. A persons sexual preference and/or fetishes may change a little from when they are born but they stay quite close to what they were born like and as such god created them like that not to test not to defie but to show the infinite possibilities that he created for us we have a bible to guide us yes but not to reenact but to learn from to expand ourselves as such he is ever expanding to pass our shallow shells to open our wings and explore but yes some may not wish to or find comfort there. But homosexuals only choose a symbol to come under as the one you all are under. But they do not recruit like you they do not oppress others opinions like you all they do is accept each other for who they are and not for what others label them
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-21-2018, 02:56 PM

I love how you use the instruments of science to proove your point.
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Rebuke Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-22-2018, 12:49 PM

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I love how you use the instruments of science to proove your point.
Brother Titus,

Thank you for your observation. Let us also remember that the instruments of science should be restricted to those endorsed by Jesus in the Bible. For instance, eyewitness testimony about "planets" is the one and only thing that counts. It came recently to my attention that this gay planet, the Neptune, was never actually seen by Godly men (or even women). Instead, the existence of this sodomite star was apparently "calculated"?



No-one has thus ever seen this star, yet it acknowledges its homosexual nature. If people only relied on the Bible, things would not get this confusing. In fact, counting, i.e., arithmetically observing the stars is ridiculous.

Genesis 15:5
And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.

This proves that it is impossible to observe stars with mathematics and the whole theory of this gay planet being beyond the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) collapses. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-22-2018, 06:38 PM

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If people only relied on the Bible, things would not get this confusing. In fact, counting, i.e., arithmetically observing the stars is ridiculous.

Genesis 15:5
And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.

This proves that it is impossible to observe stars with mathematics and the whole theory of this gay planet being beyond the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) collapses. Praise Jesus!
Yours in Christ,

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Does this mean that my being bad at mathematics is God's way of protecting me from sin?


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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-24-2018, 02:38 AM

Brother Professor Elmer, You're a genius! Your original research compels me to want to emulate you.

So I tried some research of my own. Neptune's rings. One of them is called Adams Ring!! Named after Adam whom God so lovingly created! And all those filthy sodomite astronomers can think of is the first man's anus.

Another ring is called Lassell's Ring. Now as those of us who monitor the nefarious activities of the gaywise, Robert Lassell is the author of titles such as Men Seeking Men, Two Hearts Desire: Gay Couples on Their Love, Eros in Boystown: Contemporary Gay Poems About Sex, The Name of Love: Classic Gay Love Poems. And he named one of Neptune's circles (I find it hard to use that R word) after his own posterior region.The evidence is there. Neptune is the sodomists planet. Maybe we could put all the gaywise in one of those old nuclear warheads and send them all off together.


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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-24-2018, 04:47 AM

Winter cruises are very popular and what happens on them is best left to the imagination. Blasphemy increases very much during so-called "line crossing" festivities. In the still we see King Neptune (arrowed, blue) portrayed dramatically with associated demonic personć and rituals, all clearly homoerotic. "But," you may be thinking, "That doesn't look like a cruise ship!" These two youtube clips show both. It struck me that the theme persisted even in a down-market vessel explicitly "adults only" which is certainly not a cruise any Christian should ever consider. Before booking, make sure this pagan ceremony is NOT included and that Biblical standards will be maintained which includes NOT glorifying the false science of astrology in any way.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9du1IG1l0 NOTE: STRANGE NON-MINGLING FOR AN "ADULTS ONLY" ENVIRONMENT
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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 05-09-2018, 12:16 AM

Isn't Uranus the planet that is at a queer 90 degree angle compared to the other planets? Seems like the prime position to invite Neptune into its "orbit".


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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 05-09-2018, 01:09 PM

Just leave them lying around together and see what happens..
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