Would a man with Jerry Falwell's Liberty University
bookmarked be masturbating in his office? Don't be silly.
Clearly Mike was planning to make a point about Mexicans stealing our jobs. That's why he was researching Layla Rivera, a Latina who steals jobs from Real American white porn-harlots.
That's why Ivone is still an amateur, having to work for free because a Mexican stole her job. Even though she's clearly better at it.
Mike just wants to prove that Mexican job-stealing doesn't just hurt blue-collar workers, it hurts liberals too.
How typical of dirty-minded liberals to interpret this is the filthiest way possible.