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Default A real woman - 01-04-2007, 12:09 PM

That Ann Coulter gal is the ultimate of True Christianity womanhood. She's sharp too. Listen to what she has said,
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"Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether."


"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."


"[Canadians] better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."


The Democrats are giving aid and comfort to the enemy for no purpose other than giving aid and comfort to the enemy. There is no plausible explanation for the Democrats' behavior other than that they long to see U.S. troops shot, humiliated, and driven from the field of battle. They fill the airwaves with treason, but when called to vote on withdrawing troops, disavow their own public statements. These people are not only traitors, they are gutless traitors."

"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet--it's yours. That's our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars -- that's the Biblical view."

"They're [Democrats] always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."

"When we were fighting communism, OK, they had mass murderers and gulags, but they were white men and they were sane. Now we're up against absolutely insane savages."

What a gal!!!!


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: A real woman - 01-04-2007, 01:57 PM

And quite a looker too! Why she has gone unclaimed by some handsome, wealthy True Christian™ White Republican man all these years is beyond me....But I'll admit to wondering about it sometimes, late at night.

And Jesus knows that she can handle a weapon like a Christian woman should....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A real woman - 01-06-2007, 12:18 AM

is it just me or does Ann Coulter have an adam's apple? take a good look at that picture.
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-06-2007, 02:42 AM

Sure looks like it.

And she seems awfully strident for a woman. Not a proper, submissive Christian woman!
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:16 PM

But, like all women, she doesn't have a soul, right?
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:18 PM

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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:21 PM

I don't understand, though. If women don't have a soul, what's the point of them being christian? What do they have to lose?
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:25 PM

Burning in hell for eternity, your idea of fun?
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:27 PM

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But, like all women, she doesn't have a soul, right?
Women might have a soul, we're not sure. They should live like they do have one just in case.


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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:28 PM

How can their souls burn throughout eternity if they don't have them though?

A paradoxical statement if there ever was one.
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:29 PM

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Burning in hell for eternity, your idea of fun?
Yeah.

As I've said before, apparently all the intelligent freethinking educated people go there, and all the dumb, redneck, unquestioning people with IQs below 100 hang out in heaven playing harps and drooling over how awesome God is.
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Default Re: A real woman - 01-13-2007, 09:31 PM

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Yeah.

As I've said before, apparently all the intelligent freethinking educated people go there, and all the dumb, redneck, unquestioning people with IQs below 100 hang out in heaven playing harps and drooling over how awesome God is.

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Whoever gave you that title couldn't have thought of a more fitting one.
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