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05-05-2011, 08:27 PM
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For the last few weeks I've been attending a local Baptist Church. They are Southern Fundamentalists; great organization and solid Bible base.
I've been sharing my struggles and life with a pastor who has been counseling me. After many hours or prayer and explanation, I have the security that my name is in the Lambs Book of Life. Jesus loves me!
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I don't see the words Baptist or Independent anywhere in your post, friend. Any fluffy-bunny Minister will be happy as a clam to tell you that you're Saved after you've read John 3:16 and shed a tear or two, but that doesn't make it true.
The Whole KJV 1611 Bible Flaggot, that's what you need to follow. And those Southern congregations are a little too fond of dark meat, if you get my drift.
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05-05-2011, 08:40 PM
Dixon, Dixon, Dixon, please do not be lead astray by false Christian churches promising you a shortcut to salvation. The path to Him is neither short nor easy. It is a long, difficult path, beset with many stumbling blocks.
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, has made attaining the Kingdom a complicated, mysterious, and hopelessly confusing journey. Right now, you are experiencing one of His first tests. He has placed a false teacher in your path, so that you might ignore the real path to Him. Do you not see the wisdom of His plan Dixon? The Lord is testing you by making you think you are saved while you are actually still damned.
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05-05-2011, 10:31 PM
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I don't see the words Baptist or Independent anywhere in your post, friend. Any fluffy-bunny Minister will be happy as a clam to tell you that you're Saved after you've read John 3:16 and shed a tear or two, but that doesn't make it true.
The Whole KJV 1611 Bible Flaggot, that's what you need to follow. And those Southern congregations are a little too fond of dark meat, if you get my drift.
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Yes. I stated it was a Baptist Church. I've been reading on my own and listening to many teachings. I feel as though God spoke to my heart.
I don't get it? Dark meat? Is that a gay sexual innuendo or something?
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Dixon, Dixon, Dixon, please do not be lead astray by false Christian churches promising you a shortcut to salvation. The path to Him is neither short nor easy. It is a long, difficult path, beset with many stumbling blocks.
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, has made attaining the Kingdom a complicated, mysterious, and hopelessly confusing journey. Right now, you are experiencing one of His first tests. He has placed a false teacher in your path, so that you might ignore the real path to Him. Do you not see the wisdom of His plan Dixon? The Lord is testing you by making you think you are saved while you are actually still damned.
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But how can they all be false teachers when their messages are run true to what I've read? They are Baptists too?
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05-05-2011, 11:07 PM
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Yes. I stated it was a Baptist Church. I've been reading on my own and listening to many teachings. I feel as though God spoke to my heart.
I don't get it? Dark meat? Is that a gay sexual innuendo or something?
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05-06-2011, 03:48 AM
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But how can they all be false teachers when their messages are run true to what I've read? They are Baptists too?
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I am not certain I understand your question Dixon. They are obviously not True Christian™ Independent Baptist KJV Bible Literalists if they are telling you that you are already saved. And if they are not True Christian™ Independent Baptist KJV Bible Literalists, then they are false Christians and therefore they are just as damned as any non believers.
Since you are still unsaved, you are quite likely to believe what false Christians tell you. If you were saved, you would realize that these so called Baptists are nothing of the kind. As I stated earlier, salvation can be quite a vexing process to go through.
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05-06-2011, 06:00 AM
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I hope that you find what you are looking for Mr. Flaggot.
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05-06-2011, 06:59 PM
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Mr. Flaggot may well be looking for an opportunity to seduce a True Christian™ man, Mr. Wrestler!
Please do not wish Unsaved Trash success in finding "what [he is] looking for" without knowing what it is he's looking for!
He could be seeking the chance to lure Butch Dickerson into a men's room stall and lick him from head to toe, pausing for an extended period somewhere around the middle!
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That was harsh... Not my intentions at all. I just want to be saved and know the love of Jesus. I no longer seek male genitalia. I am excited by women only. The figure of a man for sexual thought is my past. I want the voluptuous body of a women.
I am saved, I'm not saved... What about all the people who died before the True Christians? Were all damned? If I never found this website could I have died and went to hell? Why wouldn't Jesus be more specific as to the road to Salvation? Why did Jesus make it seem so easy in the Bible? I'm getting an anxiety attach...
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05-06-2011, 07:26 PM
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That was harsh... Not my intentions at all. I just want to be saved and know the love of Jesus. I no longer seek male genitalia. I am excited by women only. The figure of a man for sexual thought is my past. I want the voluptuous body of a women.
I am saved, I'm not saved... What about all the people who died before the True Christians? Were all damned? If I never found this website could I have died and went to hell? Why wouldn't Jesus be more specific as to the road to Salvation? Why did Jesus make it seem so easy in the Bible? I'm getting an anxiety attach...
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Look at it this way Flaggot, would you have tried to get Saved if you'd thought it was going to to really hard AND really confusing? Of course not! That's why God set it up the way He did. It's got to seem easy at first, and then get difficult. Jesus loves us, but only those that are WORTHY of His love. He wants you to come unto Him, but He's not going let just ANYBODY into His Kingdom.
Think about it, do you think the bulk of those sick bastard homos that paid you to do disgusting things belong in Heaven? I doubt you do, but if getting Saved was easy as you want it to be, you'd have to spend eternity around the same sort of people that would pay a queer like you to do things to their butts.
Also, eternity is a long, LONG, LONG time Flaggot. Even if getting Saved takes the rest of your life here on earth, it's just a drop in the bucket compared to how long you get to live in Heaven, assuming you stick it out and quit whining with the "I thought I was already Saved" and the "but I thought it would be easy" crap!
Pull yourself up by your danged bootstraps, read you KJV Bible (the WHOLE thing, not just the nice parts), quit the gay stuff, get cured, and work on becoming a True Christian™. We've been around since the early 17th century, we ought to know what we're doing by now!
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Re: Flaggot here. -
05-07-2011, 12:00 AM
Wait... Are Afro American's bad or something?
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05-07-2011, 01:55 AM
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Wait... Are Afro American's bad or something?
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That's a terribly racist thing to say Flaggot. We don't tolerate overt racism on our forums, so just watch yourself.
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Re: Flaggot here. -
05-07-2011, 01:56 AM
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Wait... Are Afro American's bad or something?
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Notice how Flaggit phrases his racist statement as a question, in order to disingenuously leave himself an out: When you call him on it, he'll just say, "Hey, all I'm doing is asking questions."
Nice try, buddy.
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Re: Flaggot here. -
05-07-2011, 01:58 AM
Dear Friends,
OK, I think "Flaggit" has adequately introduced himself. Ad nauseum. Thread closed.
Yours in Him,
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