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Some questions -
08-13-2018, 10:08 PM
Thank you for allowing me to join and participate in your forum. I am here to learn and appreciate your patience with me.
I just have a couple of questions.
How do I reply to a private message or send someone a private message?
Where can I learn what the infractions are and what the penalties for each infraction? And as part of that is there a way to earn favor or pay a penalty in order for an infraction to be removed?
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Re: Some questions -
08-13-2018, 11:38 PM
I am confused about what you are confused about. Did you not read the rules before joining?
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Thank you for allowing me to join and participate in your forum. I am here to learn and appreciate your patience with me.
I just have a couple of questions.
How do I reply to a private message or send someone a private message?
Where can I learn what the infractions are and what the penalties for each infraction? And as part of that is there a way to earn favor or pay a penalty in order for an infraction to be removed?
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As you may imagine, you cannot approach other members in private until we know you are free of sin. We do not want to propagate sin.
The best source to know the rules of this forum is the Bible. Observe it, and you will have no problem.
And yes, we know you are a self-rapist, we get it. You say you are a compulsive masturbator and you do not have time to read the Bible because of work.
Just in case you.did not think of it: every time you get your compulsion, read a Bible instead of masturbating. The same time you would be shaking your little friend, shake your soul with the Bible. It is more pleasuring.
You have time and your job is not the problem. Unless you are being paid for masturbating, which is unusual, or unless you are lying, which is another sin.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 12:43 AM
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As you may imagine, you cannot approach other members in private until we know you are free of sin. We do not want to propagate sin.
The best source to know the rules of this forum is the Bible. Observe it, and you will have no problem.
And yes, we know you are a self-rapist, we get it. You say you are a compulsive masturbator and you do not have time to read the Bible because of work.
Just in case you.did not think of it: every time you get your compulsion, read a Bible instead of masturbating. The same time you would be shaking your little friend, shake your soul with the Bible. It is more pleasuring.
You have time and your job is not the problem. Unless you are being paid for masturbating, which is unusual, or unless you are lying, which is another sin.
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I have no doubt this 'person' wants to do little more than approach innocent strangers for a 'reach around' in the men's room at the rest stop on the interstate, on the south bound side of exit 75 at 11 PM tonight.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 03:22 AM
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I have no doubt this 'person' wants to do little more than approach innocent strangers for a 'reach around' in the men's room at the rest stop on the interstate, on the south bound side of exit 75 at 11 PM tonight.
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This is insane, I am not that person. I am in process of recovery from a sexual crisis with self pleasuring, that is all. I am not gay.
I never said anything about any of those things that you are accusing me of.
Those are all false accusations against me.
If I commit a sin of any type you will be the first to know as I will post immediately to this group.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
This is insane, I am not that person. I am in process of recovery from a sexual crisis with self pleasuring, that is all. I am not gay.
I never said anything about any of those things that you are accusing me of.
Those are all false accusations against me.
If I commit a sin of any type you will be the first to know as I will post immediately to this group.
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So you are now denying you wrap your boney fingers around the thick shaft of a man pole and rub it up and down over and over until you erupt in a glorious fit of ecstasy all while murdering thousands of little tiny Christian Soldiers©?
Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 02:52 PM
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How do I reply to a private message or send someone a private message?
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That is a privilege that needs to be earned, dear.
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And as part of that is there a way to earn favor or pay a penalty in order for an infraction to be removed?
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I am glad you asked, dear! It's very simple: stop bragging about self rape and start reading your Bible instead. Then, you will be able to participate in this forum in a civilized manner.
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Originally Posted by bchas77
This is insane, I am not that person. I am in process of recovery from a sexual crisis with self pleasuring, that is all. I am not gay.
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Well, look at it this way, dear. By having sex with yourself, you are having sex with a person of the same sex. That makes your sinful activities homosexual.
Have you tried getting married? I hear there are plenty of ladies in Eastern Europe who want to come to America, they are white, they don't cost much money, and they won't complain to anyone as they barely speak English. Maybe that would be a perfect solution to your problem?
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If I commit a sin of any type you will be the first to know as I will post immediately to this group.
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So that you get a second pleasure from writing it and seeing people read it? Thanks, but no, thanks! Eww!
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 04:02 PM
Basilissa,
Just to be clear, you say:
"By having sex with yourself, you are having sex with a person of the same sex. That makes your sinful activities homosexual."
Are you saying that I am a homosexual?
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
That is a privilege that needs to be earned, dear.
I am glad you asked, dear! It's very simple: stop bragging about self rape and start reading your Bible instead. Then, you will be able to participate in this forum in a civilized manner.
Well, look at it this way, dear. By having sex with yourself, you are having sex with a person of the same sex. That makes your sinful activities homosexual.
Have you tried getting married? I hear there are plenty of ladies in Eastern Europe who want to come to America, they are white, they don't cost much money, and they won't complain to anyone as they barely speak English. Maybe that would be a perfect solution to your problem?
So that you get a second pleasure from writing it and seeing people read it? Thanks, but no, thanks! Eww!
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Basilissa,
Just to be clear, you say:
"By having sex with yourself, you are having sex with a person of the same sex. That makes your sinful activities homosexual."
Are you saying that I am a homosexual?
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How quickly you forget that it made sense to you for one fleeting moment in time. That was the time to invite Jesus into your heart dear, but I'm guessing the feeling of satisfaction that comes from accepting your sinful nature in anticipation of redemption only confused you and inspired you to habitually Gay Rape Jesus yet again.
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And now after reading the informative posts here in this group I have come to the realization with as much masturbating that I have done, then I am definitely a homosexual.
What should I do now?
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 04:36 PM
Mary,
Okay, now I see where this is going.
I am reading your signature at the bottom of every post.
You say because I masturbate that I am homosexual.
Then I see that since you think that I am a homosexual that God calls for my execution and will no doubt send me to Hell.
It's like don't pass go, just go directly and quickly to hell?
So truly I won't be shocked by anything else that I see or read in this insane forum.
I fully expect you to be calling for me to be burned publicly at the stake just like the witch crazed Puritans did in Salem, Massachusetts.
Your signature:
"God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell"
And that somehow makes you happy?
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
How quickly you forget that it made sense to you for one fleeting moment in time. That was the time to invite Jesus into your heart dear, but I'm guessing the feeling of satisfaction that comes from accepting your sinful nature in anticipation of redemption only confused you and inspired you to habitually Gay Rape Jesus yet again.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Mary,
Okay, now I see where this is going.
I am reading your signature at the bottom of every post.
You say because I masturbate that I am homosexual.
Then I see that since you think that I am a homosexual that God calls for my execution and will no doubt send me to Hell.
It's like don't pass go, just go directly and quickly to hell?
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 04:58 PM
Now I see that you gave me a "Homer" award which is on my public profile and is like being publicly branded and then ridiculed for being a homosexual which I have explained over and over that I am not.
I do not consider myself to be gay, so why am I permanently branded with this homosexual award? That's what the "Homer" award is, isn't it?
By the way, that's not an "Award" that is a punishment. It's like being placed in a public pillory for humiliation punishment with a placard hanging around your neck with the words "being punished for homosexuality" or something.
This is crazy!!!
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Now I see that you gave me a "Homer" award which is on my public profile and is like being publicly branded and then ridiculed for being a homosexual which I have explained over and over that I am not.
I do not consider myself to be gay, so why am I permanently branded with this homosexual award? That's what the "Homer" award is, isn't it?
By the way, that's not an "Award" that is a punishment. It's like being placed in a public pillory for humiliation punishment with a placard hanging around your neck with the words "being punished for homosexuality" or something.
This is crazy!!!
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So when you are in the short bus, what do you think of?
You will go to Hell, of course, as any person trying to pass this life without paying total reverence to God our Lord and Jesus our Savior.
God sent us His only Son (only Son!) to die and not die. He was Himself, so He really sent Himself to die, but He cannot die. It's like the end of Season 4 of the Peaky Blinders, when Arthur comes back at the end and he is alive! and kills the italian guy (Spoiler alert!!! - Is this how it works?, ]I don't know, I have never watched Netflix, but some guy told me about this serie, and I related it to Jesus like I always do!) Jesus will return, because He is alive and He will kill 1/3 of the population, and all remaining people should be on their kness for Him!
Where was I going? Oh, yes, so God came in the form of His Only Son, to die so we can live free of sin. And you still insist in keep on sinning. Why? Why you do not care about Jesus dying on the Cross?
It is easy not to be gay, you just have to like women. Maybe you like them, and you don't know. Remember your childhood, when your mother told you to eat your carrots and you said "No mom, I don't like them" "How do you know if you have never tried". It is the same. Try a women instead of your hand, once in a while. You will like it. I know I do. It took some time, but it grew on me.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Basilissa,
Just to be clear, you say:
"By having sex with yourself, you are having sex with a person of the same sex. That makes your sinful activities homosexual."
Are you saying that I am a homosexual?
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You can see what I'm saying, I wrote it in plain English. Do you need me to repeat what I said in some other language? I will be more than happy to do so.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 07:11 PM
I will take that as a yes.
Seems everyone around here has an ATTITUDE.
Someone changed my photo on here to a transvestite or something. Why would they do that to me?
Who did that? It certainly wasn't me.
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
You can see what I'm saying, I wrote it in plain English. Do you need me to repeat what I said in some other language? I will be more than happy to do so.
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Re: Some questions -
08-14-2018, 10:04 PM
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Seems everyone around here has an ATTITUDE.
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Friend, if not wanting your self genital mutilation to stop and have you give it all to Jesus is an 'attitude' then yes, we have an attitude about God!
Why do you hate Jesus so very much?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Some questions -
08-16-2018, 12:49 PM
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I will take that as a yes.
Seems everyone around here has an ATTITUDE.
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Hi! .. I don't have an attitude.
How's the introduction going? There doesn't seem to be a reference to self-pollution in Mary's signature (I looked up the references to check) (you could have done that too) but God is very clear about which people should be executed. Adults. Children. Babies. Without a moral compass the Godliness of these facts would elude you. But in Christ we have all our doubts dispelled. The babies God commanded to be killed deserved to die because of what their parents and grandparents had done. Over and over again. God explains how even as yet unborn babies will deserve death followed by torment (once they are born) because of actions back in Queen Victoria's day or even earlier, according to the sin, are you suggesting God was mistaken?
Because if He were mistaken, that would make Him a murderer (according to you) wouldn't it. Yes. It would. As Dana pointed out, the rules of the forum are presented clearly so I'm sure you know what they are. When the urge comes over you (you've told us about this so I feel free to respond) DO NOT whistle up the ferret or rummage about for electrodes or whatever you do INSTEAD pick up your Bible and read out loud. As loud as you like. Demons cannot endure the living Word Of God but of course if you think God got it wrong, about creation or about babies or sacrificing one's daughter or trussing up one's son or nailing Him to the cross for no reason just so His blood could run out or Jesus promising to kill all those billions quite soon in these last days then you're probably on the side of the demons and no decent person would look twice at you.
Is that what you think, Bchas?
Tell me, what do you really think of Christians?
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Re: Some questions -
08-16-2018, 01:54 PM
So what do I really think of Christians.
In reality I love Christians and I love people.
It's just the totally insane and absurd beliefs of everyone in this forum that I have problems with right now!!!
I admit that I might have a nasty habit, but you folks are totally insane in some of the things that you believe.
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Hi! .. I don't have an attitude.
How's the introduction going? There doesn't seem to be a reference to self-pollution in Mary's signature (I looked up the references to check) (you could have done that too) but God is very clear about which people should be executed. Adults. Children. Babies. Without a moral compass the Godliness of these facts would elude you. But in Christ we have all our doubts dispelled. The babies God commanded to be killed deserved to die because of what their parents and grandparents had done. Over and over again. God explains how even as yet unborn babies will deserve death followed by torment (once they are born) because of actions back in Queen Victoria's day or even earlier, according to the sin, are you suggesting God was mistaken?
Because if He were mistaken, that would make Him a murderer (according to you) wouldn't it. Yes. It would. As Dana pointed out, the rules of the forum are presented clearly so I'm sure you know what they are. When the urge comes over you (you've told us about this so I feel free to respond) DO NOT whistle up the ferret or rummage about for electrodes or whatever you do INSTEAD pick up your Bible and read out loud. As loud as you like. Demons cannot endure the living Word Of God but of course if you think God got it wrong, about creation or about babies or sacrificing one's daughter or trussing up one's son or nailing Him to the cross for no reason just so His blood could run out or Jesus promising to kill all those billions quite soon in these last days then you're probably on the side of the demons and no decent person would look twice at you.
Is that what you think, Bchas?
Tell me, what do you really think of Christians?
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Re: Some questions -
08-16-2018, 03:02 PM
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So what do I really think of Christians.
In reality I love Christians and I love people.
It's just the totally insane and absurd beliefs of everyone in this forum that I have problems with right now!!!
I admit that I might have a nasty habit, but you folks are totally insane in some of the things that you believe.
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Thank you for replying. We know that Christians are incapable of sin because God tells us. Others are so less endearing that we have no reason to associate with them at all, except when showing them The Gospel. Far from thinking it's Good News most people don't think it's news at all. Either it's "nonsense" or an "outrage" or even a "criminal extortion racket" yes we get all this. So when they say oh why don't you come over for a glass of fruit punch or even more idiot proposals it's best to smile (but not nod) and then go home.
In your case maybe even the smile would be misconstrued but perhaps I'm not a suitable species for your mental imagery? You didn't say. If I can help in any way please let me know.
In Christ.
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Re: Some questions -
08-16-2018, 03:44 PM
You say that "Christians are incapable of sin" and I don't find that anywhere in the Bible.
My case in point is that I am very sinful and commit sins on a daily basis.
Is there no hope for me?
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