[Pastor Isaac Peters]

A man in the Netherregions has built a replica of Noah's Ark (or maybe he hasn't).

Lie-beral "news" source:

Noah's Ark Replica Could Make A Splash At 2012 Olympics

When Noah built his famous ark, he had two of everything -- except arks, of course.

That may be changing thanks to Dutch creationist Johan Huibers who has spent three years and $1.6 million of his own money building a modern-day replica of the Biblical ark.

So far, so good, right? But then we come to this:

There are some concessions to modernity. For instance, the ark uses Swedish pine instead of the "gopher wood" mentioned in the Bible. Huibers says that's okay since, in the Bible, God told Noah to use a "resin wood." The ark is also built around a steel frame.

Another concession to reality, or at least animal rights activists: This Ark will be stuffed mostly with fake mammals. However, Huibers has also built an aviary on the deck house that will hold free-flying live birds.

Excuse me, sunshine, but if you're going to do it, do it right. Use live mammals and no steel frame. You'll also have to make it float, while taking care of all of the animals, for the time specified in Scripture. Doing it almost the Bible way is almost good enough.