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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 04:56 PM

Likewise, please provide text from the Harry Potter series that promotes "the hatred of Jesus" as you put it. I fail to see also how she promotes witchcraft - it is after all a work of fiction so I find it astounding that you take it as written fact - maybe you could find a dictionary to discover the definition of the word fiction? I will now answer the points you have raised:

As to the creators of the Bible:
As none of us ever had the pleasure of meeting these men, no one can possibly say with any authority whether these men were without sin or indeed enjoyed rampant anal sex regularly. Ergo - either of our arguments could be correct.
As to the possibility of Jesus having been married: I refer you to this link - again I point out that as none of us were actually present at the time of Jesus, we have no way of knowing for certain! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-suggests.html

As to Mary Magdalene:
Pope Gregory the Great's homily on Luke's gospel dated 14 September 591 first suggested that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute: "She whom Luke calls the sinful woman, whom John calls Mary, we believe to be the Mary from whom seven devils were ejected according to Mark. And what did these seven devils signify, if not all the vices? ... It is clear, brothers, that the woman previously used the unguent to perfume her flesh in forbidden acts."(homily XXXIII)
In 1969 the Vatican, during the papacy of Paul VI, without commenting on Pope Gregory's reasoning, implicitly rejected it by separating Luke's sinful woman, Mary of Bethany, and Mary Magdala via the Roman Missal.
This identification of Mary Magdalene as a prostitute was followed by many writers and artists until the 20th century. Even today it is promulgated by some secular and even Christian groups. It is reflected in Martin Scorsese's film adaptation of Nikos Kazantzakis's novel The Last Temptation of Christ, in José Saramago's The Gospel According to Jesus Christ, Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical Jesus Christ Superstar, Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, Monty Python's The Life Of Brian, Jean-Claude La Marre's Color of the Cross and Hal Hartley's The Book of Life.
It was because of this association of Mary as a prostitute that she became the patroness of "wayward women", and "Magdalene houses" became established to help save women from prostitution.

I hope this answers your queries
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 05:00 PM

No wonder you're so confused. You get your ideas from the pope.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 05:02 PM

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...As to Mary Magdalene:
Pope Gregory the Great's homily on Luke's gospel dated 14 September 591 first suggested that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute...
When you're asked for Scripture (that word means stuff that's in the Bible), you should provide Scripture or admit that it (Scripture supporting your position) doesn't exist.

Some "Pope" saying something doesn't make it Scripture (sorry, Catholics).

Revelation 22:19 "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 05:12 PM

Well apparently freedom of speech is not welcome on this forum as I received the following message:
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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Confusing True Christians™ with ring-kissing papist scum
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It would appear that you are an emissary from the demon cult of Rome. In the future, please use a King James Version Bible to support any claims you have. The lies of the papist dogs are not allowed here.

Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

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And you call yourself a Christian? I politely put my points across and just because they are not your beliefs, my post was deleted. I suggest you again refer to a dictionary and discover the meaning of "dictatorship". Just for your information though, I am actually an atheist as I prefer to follow my own moral guidelines instead of hiding behind a work of fiction. Blessings x
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 05:19 PM

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Likewise, please provide text from the Harry Potter series that promotes "the hatred of Jesus" as you put it.
The entire series promotes witchcraft by glorifying it. Surely you recognize that fiction can be used to promote an agenda, don't you?

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As to the creators of the Bible:
As none of us ever had the pleasure of meeting these men, no one can possibly say with any authority whether these men were without sin or indeed enjoyed rampant anal sex regularly. Ergo - either of our arguments could be correct.
Nobody here said the writers were without sin. Nice straw man, though.
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As to the possibility of Jesus having been married: I refer you to this link - again I point out that as none of us were actually present at the time of Jesus, we have no way of knowing for certain! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-suggests.html
Since you so love the Pope, you'll be interested to know that the Catholic Cult insists the papyrus is a forgery.

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As to Mary Magdalene:

>random Catholic jibber-jabber<

I hope this answers your queries
Now cite Scripture which supports your assertion that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Chapter and verse, please.

The ramblings of one pedophile Pope or another aren't Scripture.

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I am actually an atheist as I prefer to follow my own moral guidelines instead of hiding behind a work of fiction. Blessings x
Then why are you quoting the Catholic Cult?

And why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum? Just to prove to us that atheists are jackasses?

We'd already figured that out.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 05:22 PM

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Well apparently freedom of speech is not welcome on this forum...
Find "freedom of speech" in the Bible.

Pro tip: freedom of speech is in the Constitution. The Constitution (you really should read it sometime, it's kind of important and stuff) delineates the powers and responsibilities of the Government. As this is a privately-owned and -operated website, the Constitution DOES NOT APPLY HERE.

What is it the kids say, nowadays? Herp-a-derp or something like that.


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Well apparently freedom of speech is not welcome on this forum
This forum does not exist to patronize your silly opinions. It exists to share the truth of the Gospel, and the beauty of the Christian religion with all the world.

Besides, in what way did you expect "free speech" to mean "respect your foolish ideas"? Did you honestly believe all opinions are equal? That just because you thought you were polite, others have an obligation to respect what you say?

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I suggest you again refer to a dictionary and discover the meaning of "dictatorship".
Um, this isn't a body of government. It is a church forum.

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Just for your information though, I am actually an atheist as I prefer to follow my own moral guidelines instead of hiding behind a work of fiction.
Then you have even more reason to sit up and pay attention. Your very soul is in danger.

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Blessings x
In your opinion, who is doing the blessing? The great Wizard Atheismo?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 06:32 PM

Also received this delightful message from James Hutchins which I think sums up your wonderful Christian attitudes:
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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
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Friend, we do not cotton to Devil worshipping here. Please do not solicit our children to grind up for your meals nor take over their minds to tend to your garden.
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Am I to understand from that lovely-worded message that people who do not share your beliefs are accused of being cannibals now as well as devil worshippers?? I notice that your own president is also unwelcome in your church, how funny - I presume this is because he has black skin? What a terrible crime that is to have more melanin in your skin tone, perhaps you should rename your forum Ku Klux Klan Sicko's United...
I truly feel great pity for you people that you have such sick minds. If I believed in the fiery pits of hell, I have no doubt that most of you would be rather warm in the afterlife.
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Am I to understand from that lovely-worded message that people who do not share your beliefs are accused of being cannibals now as well as devil worshippers??
If you aren't a Christian, you have no morals. Why wouldn't you eat children?

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I notice that your own president is also unwelcome in your church, how funny - I presume this is because he has black skin? What a terrible crime that is to have more melanin in your skin tone, perhaps you should rename your forum Ku Klux Klan Sicko's United...
No, you bigoted troll. It is because he is a Muslim.

Only True Christians™ are welcome at Landover. Mitt Romney will not be welcome to set foot across the threshold until he renounces his Mormon cult, and Paul Ryan will be refused entry until he gives up his Mary-worship.


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Also received this delightful message from James Hutchins which I think sums up your wonderful Christian attitudes:


Friend, we do not cotton to Devil worshipping here.
AMEN!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 06:52 PM

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AMEN!
I refer you to this link which points out that the word Amen could actually have originated from pagans plus the dreaded Muslims use it too, you'd better be careful
http://www.seiyaku.com/customs/amen.html

Anyway I have [profanity deleted], so do have fun in your fiery pit

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In your opinion, who is doing the blessing? The great Wizard Atheismo?
Sister Etheldreda--Your wonderful jokes keep us all laughing here at Landover Baptists. Who says we Baptists don't have a lot of fun?


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...Anyway I have wasted enough time on you cock suckers, so do have fun in your fiery pit
Wait, what? These people have a holy book that tells them that homosexuals are abominations worthy only of a gruesome death. You? You got nothing. So why do you hate fags, unless you're a f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole?


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Wait, what? These people have a holy book that tells them that homosexuals are abominations worthy only of a gruesome death. You? You got nothing. So why do you hate fags, unless you're a f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole?
Not at all, I have nothing against homosexuals in the slightest. I just figured that since you lot were so obsessed with it, it may be one of your guilty pleasures. I notice you have a well endowed porn star on your posts which kinda backs up my theory
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Not at all, I have nothing against homosexuals in the slightest...
Right, that's why you use this as a derogatory:

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...you cock suckers...
Unless one believes that the Bible is the Word of God, there is no reason at all to dislike cock suckers. Except if you're a f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole, as I previously stated.

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Did you also happen to notice the awards beside my name, like "atheist", "cancer on society", "pervert", etc.? How's "your theory" doing now?

So, have you read the Bible yet? You can get one (for free!) from most Baptist churches (insist on an Authorized King James version), or from only $4.99 at Wal-Mart. Until you obtain a hard copy, you can read one online here: kingjbible.com


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Right, that's why you use this as a derogatory:



Unless one believes that the Bible is the Word of God, there is no reason at all to dislike cock suckers. Except if you're a f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole, as I previously stated.



Did you also happen to notice the awards beside my name, like "atheist", "cancer on society", "pervert", etc.? How's "your theory" doing now?

So, have you read the Bible yet? You can get one (for free!) from most Baptist churches (insist on an Authorized King James version), or from only $4.99 at Wal-Mart. Until you obtain a hard copy, you can read one online here: kingjbible.com
Actually I have read the Bible but I can't seem to find the passages that state it's acceptable to bully and persecute people who don't have the same beliefs as you, maybe you could quote it for me?
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Actually I have read the Bible but I can't seem to find the passages that state it's acceptable to bully and persecute people who don't have the same beliefs as you, maybe you could quote it for me?
Whoa, Kimosabe. Hang on there with that slander. Not a single person here is persecuting anyone, unlike you liberal folk who constantly harass and threaten True Christians™.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Actually I have read the Bible but I can't seem to find the passages that state it's acceptable to bully and persecute people who don't have the same beliefs as you, maybe you could quote it for me?
Apparently you didn't read it very thoroughly.

Numbers 31, here's a taste of the genocide of the Midianites:

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15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?

16 Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord.

17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Note verse 16, where their crime was described. They tempted Israelites to follow false gods.

Deuteronomy 13 makes it clear that anyone who tries to convince us to follow false gods should be stoned to death:

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7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
For that matter, if people go off on their own and leave God, we are to destroy their cities utterly. Same chapter:

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13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;

14 Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;

15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 10-12-2012, 09:15 PM

Hmm, well let's start with "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch" and continue to "bigoted troll" and finish with "f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole", all of which I have been called on this thread. Would you say this is Christian behaviour??

I would like to know what you mean by "True Christians" as by reading this forum it seems to encompass hatred of blacks, Muslims, gays and anyone else who doesn't share your zealot beliefs. In such a case, if there actually is a God, I think he (or she!) would be thoroughly ashamed of you, and what you do in his/her name.
In the Bible it states "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself". It doesn't continue to say "...unless they are black, atheist, Jewish, Muslim or homosexual"
For me a true Christian is someone who can find compassion in their hearts for people from all walks of life and love them despite their faults - and we ALL have faults, it is how we learn from our mistakes that shapes our futures.

Attitudes like this have been responsible for atrocities (although I guess you probably applaud Hitler for the massacre of Jews given the kind of people you seem to be) across the centuries in the name of religion and makes me wonder how you sleep at night.
I had the misfortune of reading your church website (which seems heavily obsessed with sex, how strange) this evening where the advice is given to kill a prostitute especially if she is a relative of yours - I wonder if you could really kill your own daughter if she had the misfortune in life to go down this path, if so then you are all even sicker in the head than I first thought.

I strongly recommend that you put down your Bibles and try to be decent human beings instead - and maybe find a good therapist too.
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