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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-25-2008, 12:29 PM

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I actually have pity for you and sympathy. have a higher IQ then probably most of the people where (who all seem to be redneck piffle wits) And not only have a life planned out. Your false hope that you'll be saved is somewhat ironical. The only truth with religion is its a way for humanity to go on and keep living, hoping but theres something more then this earth. The facts stand theres nothing after death just a void. And know that makes me happy knowing that my false hope of something better won't get me anywhere. You can keep spouting racism but it's pathetic. Have you got anything other then this and you 'beliefs'? Go outside look around. If your 'God' really existed would the world be like it is now? A cesspit of moral bullshit lead by the likes of you? Keep it up. Your so childish it's an insult to real children. Let your only consolation be that a nigger is doing better in life then you are.

You're all living up to your cliche's and proving that the world is beyond repair. So thanks for proving this through being petty mindless drones led by the heart of man.
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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-25-2008, 01:32 PM

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Pictures, evidence. Or else you are just making things up to make black people look bad.
I have never had a pie stolen by a saucer lip but I have direct experience with them coming into my home (through a locked door mind you) and taking stuff out of freezer, here is one of them enjoying a popsicle stolen from me! Jesus forgive them.

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Question: Why do you always imply (or blatantly state) that people who question Christian beliefs are homosexuals? I'm not wanting to start a debate as it would just keep on going forever as I can tell already that we both hold different opinions about homosexuals (you have a problem, I don't).
I think you answered your own question, if you have no problem with the anal probing Sodomites then you must be at one with them...


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-26-2008, 04:09 AM

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I know he is black. I never said anything about him not being black but you my friend are a downright racist. You believe that the black culture is full of nothing but thugs, thieves and rapists and it sickens me. I understand everything, but I believe you seem to think what you are saying is perfectly acceptable what is extremely foul.

You like abusing laborers yet you still think I am in the wrong?

I do not despise her apparent "purity" but why did you have to say she was white? It makes no difference. You don't have to be "white on the inside" to follow the word of God you weirdos.

I never said I wished all black people to be "destroyed by Negro "culture""(your words) and I do not hate black people. Your narrow mindedness seems to perceive black people in a way that would not be out of place in the 1930s . You seem to think that black people have no culture unless they become a True Christian. Many black people have did wonderous things but from what I see the only wonderous thing they can do is become a True Christian and be "white inside". What a revoltin view.
Oh, Cleaver, too bad you got banned for insulting our Godly pastors before I could respond.

I never said anything to suggest that I would abuse laborers. I only said it was more economically favorable to hire minimum-wagers than to keep slaves. That's not abuse.

Your obsession with black people seems to be the problem. See, everybody who is not Christian is condemned to eternal hellfire. Race doesn't matter to us; turning one's back on the Lord is what matters. Sure, Negro culture turns its back on the Lord; so does Mexican't culture, with its ride-pimping and sister-whoring and teenager-raping and lazy layabouting, and so does Cathoholic culture, with the Mary-worship and the faux cannibalism and the idolatry. They all hate Jesus and favor their perverse passions instead.

The issue isn't black race; it's the Negro culture that's a problem. Remy LeBeau has abandoned the Negro culture, yet you cannot be happy for him. No, you wish to drag him back into the abyss of earthly perversions with you.

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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-26-2008, 04:21 AM

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I actually have pity for you and sympathy. have a higher IQ then probably most of the people where (who all seem to be redneck piffle wits) And not only have a life planned out. Your false hope that you'll be saved is somewhat ironical. The only truth with religion is its a way for humanity to go on and keep living, hoping but theres something more then this earth. The facts stand theres nothing after death just a void. And know that makes me happy knowing that my false hope of something better won't get me anywhere. You can keep spouting racism but it's pathetic. Have you got anything other then this and you 'beliefs'? Go outside look around. If your 'God' really existed would the world be like it is now? A cesspit of moral bullshit lead by the likes of you? Keep it up. Your so childish it's an insult to real children. Let your only consolation be that a nigger is doing better in life then you are.

You're all living up to your cliche's and proving that the world is beyond repair. So thanks for proving this through being petty mindless drones led by the heart of man.
I'm sorry that you hate Jesus so much. What did Jesus do to you?

You see, dear B S, we are simply following the Bible, God's Holy Word, exactly as written. God says in His Word that we have to do that, or He will throw us into Hell with you.

We may not like all of it . . . Personally, I'm not a big fan of the whole "genocide" thing (like in Numbers 31), and I REALLY miss being able to wear blended fabrics. Cotton with no polyester in it wrinkles horribly, and that pure wool is really itchy! And having to help stone that nice man who used to do my hair when I found out he was a Homer . . . Not only did I break not one but TWO nails, but the next stylist cut my hair all wrong and it took WEEKS to grow out. All because that selfish, lust-crazed Homer couldn't join Betty Bowers' Baptists Are Saving Homersexurals ministry and become an ex-Gay.

But hey, it's a lot better than burning in Hell. God SAYS they have to die, and their blood is upon THEM. They're OBAMINATIONS.

Surely you don't want to be an obamination, do you? I do hope you will want to be Saved© like us, so you can join us in Heaven someday!

Oh, but you will have to learn proper English, instead of that GEEK-speak and Niglish combination you've been spewing forth here. Perhaps you could take a remedial English course at the local community college? It'd definitely help you on your path. I don't think Jesus listens much to people who text-pray, dear.


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I actually have pity for you and sympathy. have a higher IQ then probably most of the people where (who all seem to be redneck piffle wits)
Piffle wits??? Where did you pick that expression up, at a Mensa meeting?

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You can keep spouting racism but it's pathetic. Have you got anything other then this and you 'beliefs'?
Landover Baptist Church has a very forward thinking view of race relations. You can read about it here.

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Let your only consolation be that a nigger is doing better in life then you are.
We do not tolerate words like that. Please take your racism someplace else, there's no room for it here.

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You're all living up to your cliche's and proving that the world is beyond repair. So thanks for proving this through being petty mindless drones led by the heart of man.
And, all along, I thought we were mindless drones led by the Spirit of the Lord. 8)

Seriously, b8, maybe our lives are pathetic (though we don't think so). Maybe we do set a bad example (though, of course, we don't). But never, ever have we sunk so low that we've gone to the website of some group of people whom we abhor (like Catholics, for instance) and written rants in their forums about how our lives are sooooo much better than theirs.

So, how's that life map coming along?



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Piffle wits??? Where did you pick that expression up, at a Mensa meeting?
I often overlook many of the initiallized clubs as well brother but did you by chance mean NAMBLA, I think MENSA is for people with book learnins and I don't think b8 fits into that generalization.


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-30-2008, 10:45 PM

As a black man I know I might not be very popular on this forum, but all I really want is to worship with others online. I implore others to follow this code against Racism. As the lord does, I love all of you unconditionally.


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-31-2008, 12:40 AM

No, In a sensual 'man loves a woman' kinda way.


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 03-31-2008, 12:41 AM

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No, In a sensual 'man loves a woman' kinda way.
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I know how you bucks think when it comes to white women and I'm gonna let you know right this instant that you stand no chance at all of ever getting into her holy panties.

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A womanizer no and adulterer. NO.

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Does my mind go too far, Al Thurmond? Does it?!?! There is something on you that goes too long and it will never reach Sister Talitha... unless it's in a air tight locked box.
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There is something on you that goes too long and it will never reach Sister Talitha... unless it's in a air tight locked box.
That is inappropriate. You are correct in saying that it is long though. Good thing that box is air tight too because sooner or later it's going to start to smell in there.


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 04-01-2008, 08:50 PM

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As a black man I know I might not be very popular on this forum, but all I really want is to worship with others online. I implore others to follow this code against Racism. As the lord does, I love all of you unconditionally.
Reverend Al, did you receive your divinity degree off the back of a cereal box? God's love is not unconditional. Here's what Jesus said about it:

He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. John 14:21

Maybe if you'd stop faking racist incidents you'd have enough time to actually read the Gospel of which you claim to be a minister.



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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 04-02-2008, 08:13 AM

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That is inappropriate. You are correct in saying that it is long though. Good thing that box is air tight too because sooner or later it's going to start to smell in there.
If you continue to sexually harrass the comely True Christian sisters of this church then things might get very inappropriate for you. For does not the Lord say to chop off that which offends, for it would be better that you became a blind enuch than burn in Hell with an overactive tallywhacker.

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[29] And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
[30] And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 05-24-2008, 02:32 PM

I fear that I may soon only be able to move, see and feel with the aid of a chair, an assistant who can read, and a seeing-eye dog.

Save me brothers, for I may have to chop of my arms, legs, tallywhacker, pluck out my eyes, stab myself in the brain, and shave my palms (not psalms, for they should be kept in their entirety for the choir boys to recite in their heads whilst they receive the ministrations of the preacher).
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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 09-04-2008, 04:50 PM

Jesus Hates racist faggots
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