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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-08-2014, 09:48 AM

the Dutch team are three very true Religion players

has nothing to do with faith it's just a game with the talent of God

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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-08-2014, 10:41 AM

So are those 3 Dutch players mooselimbs? Catholicks? What sort of religion allows gaysexurals?
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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-08-2014, 06:42 PM

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So are those 3 Dutch players mooselimbs? Catholicks? What sort of religion allows gaysexurals?

Have you ever thought that maybe soccer has nothing to do with religion, a sexual orientation or anything like that, that maybe is just a sport and you're just overreacting?
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Have you ever thought that maybe soccer has nothing to do with religion, a sexual orientation or anything like that, that maybe is just a sport and you're just overreacting?
Did you not see the report in the Sydney Morning Herald about this?

I will not quote extensively, as this is a family forum, but in a nutshell (if you'll pardon the expression in this context) it reports that all teams who have been banned from having sex during the World Cup have now been eliminated from the contest.

It then goes into far to much detail about who was allowed to do what, with what and to whom and tells us:

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Germany, who are only forbidden from having sex the night before a game, orchestrated a come from behind victory over Algeria
Too Much Information or what???? But if that is not suggestive of homer activity then I don't know what is.


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Have you ever thought that maybe soccer has nothing to do with religion, a sexual orientation or anything like that, that maybe is just a sport and you're just overreacting?
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Did you not see the report in the Sydney Morning Herald about this?

I will not quote extensively, as this is a family forum, but in a nutshell (if you'll pardon the expression in this context) it reports that all teams who have been banned from having sex during the World Cup have now been eliminated from the contest.

It then goes into far to much detail about who was allowed to do what, with what and to whom and tells us:



Too Much Information or what???? But if that is not suggestive of homer activity then I don't know what is.

Why should I read the explanations of a pathetic "woman" who let men beat her? If you don't respect yourself, I'm not going to respect you either, so go with your husband and make him dinner and after that let him kick you in the ground so you can go to "heaven", after all, that's what "Christian women" do
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For shame, young lady. My husband died some years ago. I do not pretend that he was perfect - he was not a True Christian and had his faults - but at least he never abused elderly women on the internet.


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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-08-2014, 08:08 PM

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Why should I read the explanations of a pathetic "woman" who let men beat her? If you don't respect yourself, I'm not going to respect you either, so go with your husband and make him dinner and after that let him kick you in the ground so you can go to "heaven", after all, that's what "Christian women" do
There is no need to be rude. Try to behave. These were just some of the most ugly words I have seen for a while.

This just shows how much anger Satan gets inside his tools, people like you, who let rectal demons inside them.
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Too Much Information or what???? But if that is not suggestive of homer activity then I don't know what is.
It seems the coming from behind has invigorated the homerkrauts, given that they are reportedly winning the match by the smallest margin (but I don't understand the rules ).

They will probably start humping each other on the pitch shortly, only proving what we (and Jesus) have been saying all along.


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It's amazing how fast people will switch from rooting for the U.S.A. to rooting for a bunch of fags from Germany.


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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-09-2014, 12:21 PM

Russians are orthodox, but they surely are not as far from JESUS as their lutheran and catholic (and finnish orthodox) friends.

Brother Valodja Putin has already told the Europe how they should live - not this orthodox priest Alexander Shumsky speaks the TRUTH!!! He has noticed the signs of homerculture in football!!!

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It seems the coming from behind has invigorated the homerkrauts, given that they are reportedly winning the match by the smallest margin (but I don't understand the rules ).

They will probably start humping each other on the pitch shortly, only proving what we (and Jesus) have been saying all along.
As you prophesied, Brother! And they don't care if the partner is of one's own team or of the opposite... Here we have a Germanic homerballist in sensuous embrace with a Messican from yesterday.

I think these matches are just a facade to get new possibilities for cruising and finding receptive partners.



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And the poor Baby Jesus, being omniscient, is forced to watch this debauchery. He must be furious. Expect a tsunami near Messico soon.
We can only pray our loving Savior sees fit to inflict the mass death and destruction that Brazil so richly deserves for that mass gay parade called FIFI.



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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-10-2014, 02:04 AM

Now we know.


It's a grand design. By GOD.

Of course.

Argentina - home of a living sodomite pope.
Germania - home of a living sodomite pope.

Two homernations and two homerfalse Christian leaders.

God has arranged them to be on the same stadium at the same moment. We're going to see great things unfold at the 'World cup' finale!




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Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.


I can hardly wait!

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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-11-2014, 09:24 AM

And people dare to call us liars.

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Javier Mascherano says he tore his anus during Argentina-Holland World Cup semifinal



http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/the...ntry-1.1862093

Gee, I wonder how he did that.


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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-13-2014, 10:10 PM

And here it is. Lutheran-Catholic homers did it. After the final.
They wanted to show all the world what soccer is.


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And here it is. Lutheran-Catholic homers did it. After the final.
They wanted to show all the world what soccer is.

Disgusting, just absolutely disgusting! I accidentally turned on the tv yesterday afternoon, and what I saw was just horrifying! They were showing young white men on a large lawn. Some men were wearing blue shirts, others white shirts. The men in blue shirts were crying! (Not very manly of them, was it?) The men in white shirts were lying on the field, lots of them, one on top of another, copulating right there in front of the camera! I was told that had something to do with the World Cup, and I think the white men in blue shirts were crying because they were not allowed to copulate on that field, or something like that. I don't know, I have quickly turned off the tv.

Below are two pictures of some of the white men in white shirts sodomizing each other on that field. Not Safe For Work. Scroll down at your own risk.

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Disgusting, just absolutely disgusting! I accidentally turned on the tv yesterday afternoon, and what I saw was just horrifying! They were showing young white men on a large lawn. Some men were wearing blue shirts, others white shirts. The men in blue shirts were crying! (Not very manly of them, was it?) The men in white shirts were lying on the field, lots of them, one on top of another, copulating right there in front of the camera! I was told that had something to do with the World Cup, and I think the white men in blue shirts were crying because they were not allowed to copulate on that field, or something like that. I don't know, I have quickly turned off the tv.

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This is just horrible. And they had also children there with them
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