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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-10-2012, 09:43 PM
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Seriously will you stop calling me lesbian? To get it straight (haha pun) I'm panesexual, which means whatever is in the other person's pants doesn't matter I'm not interested anyways.
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What will they think off next.
So what exactly is the difference between a pane-sexual and a bisexual, or an asexual?
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-10-2012, 10:12 PM
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What will they think off next.
So what exactly is the difference between a pane-sexual and a bisexual, or an asexual?
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The intercourse, such as panesexual doesn't care what genitals their partner has, bisexual likes the two main sexes (male and female) and asexual just really does not want anything to do with sex.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-10-2012, 11:38 PM
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I heard Christmas time in hell is wonderful, and Satan is such a gay boy.
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Well, you didn't hear it from the KJV1611, so I don't know where you got that idea from. It's very sad. God has obviously hardened your heart (Ex 9:12). I fear that you are "a vessel of wrath fitted for destruction" (Rom 9:22). I will pray that God will soften your heart to receive His Word, but I don't know what good it will do, for "therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth" (Rom 9:18b).
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-11-2012, 12:49 AM
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Well, you didn't hear it from the KJV1611, so I don't know where you got that idea from. It's very sad. God has obviously hardened your heart (Ex 9:12). I fear that you are "a vessel of wrath fitted for destruction" (Rom 9:22). I will pray that God will soften your heart to receive His Word, but I don't know what good it will do, for "therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth" (Rom 9:18b).
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I got it from Southpark, you know the telivision show? It's wonderful
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-11-2012, 03:36 AM
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I got it from Southpark, you know the telivision show? It's wonderful
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Telivision?
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-11-2012, 01:41 PM
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The intercourse, such as panesexual doesn't care what genitals their partner has
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Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-11-2012, 08:35 PM
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Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.
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Not bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-11-2012, 08:47 PM
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Not bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-13-2012, 08:55 PM
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Oops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my boyfriend are going to hell
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My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.
Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-13-2012, 09:01 PM
So, you're a non-breeder, then? Then you shall be doubly spit-roasted by Lucifer. Maybe with some fava beans and a nice Key-antee..
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-14-2012, 05:55 PM
You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!
Safe lovin' people!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-15-2012, 04:56 AM
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You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!
Safe lovin' people!
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-21-2012, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.
Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)
Pastor Ed
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That's really cute, sounds like you two had a wonderful relationship. My thing is I'm not even considering marriage, and kissing is harmless. No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants before we've been dating several years.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-21-2012, 01:58 AM
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No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants...
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...In other news, water is wet.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-21-2012, 06:45 PM
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You are a true comedian
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 04:11 AM
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You are a true comedian
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And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 06:53 AM
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And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.
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I am only one of those things; obese
For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan. Not witch, good guess though
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 09:19 AM
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I am only one of those things; obese
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..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
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For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan.
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wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thing
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Not witch, good guess though
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We're not guessing.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 08:08 PM
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..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thingWe're not guessing.
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You do nothing but stereotype. Obesity and perversion are two different things, same with wiccanism and witchcraft are two things. And you are guessing because you do not exactly know what you are talking about. Bigotry wrapped in prayer is still bigotry.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-22-2012, 08:27 PM
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Obesity and perversion are two different things
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Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.
Are you calling a True Christian™ lady a bigot now?
You disgust me, Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean, you make me sick.
I will pray for you.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!
YBIC
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