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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-31-2009, 05:33 PM

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I can assure you Missy Abbey, as a Widow of good standing, I avoid all thoughts of Carnal desire by giving myself a few sharp lashes with my riding crop followed by an Ice-cold bath followed by an hour in my Prayer Closet.
Sometimes a good Pastor comes to my aid and makes sure my passions do not return that day.
Praise Jesus that I am able to afford the Triple-Platinum service from my Pastors.
Ms. Talitha, it's wonderful that your self-management skills work so well. I'm SURE the lashes wouldn't work, and the cold bath, well, the cure sounds worse than the discomfort. But the Pastors -- you ARE fortunate that you have access to that... extra support.

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 09-09-2009, 12:37 AM

you know, Jeroboam was a house of sodomites, and God pretty much put the smackdown on them.

Bunch of queers and homos. They're the reason God scattered the jews, and caused all the problems in the middle east.


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I live my life according to the scripture, and no matter how much I search, I can't find anything that says its ok to munch carpet if your a girl.

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 09-10-2009, 09:51 PM

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Bunch of queers and homos. They're the reason God scattered the jews, and caused all the problems in the middle east.
No doubt.

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I live my life according to the scripture, and no matter how much I search, I can't find anything that says its ok to munch carpet if your a girl.
Lesbians, like homo men, are worthy of death:

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature... Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Romans 1:26-32


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 09-11-2009, 07:55 PM

I look at this thread title, and I look at the poster, and all I can think is, "Did she misspell 'mild side'?"



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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 09-12-2009, 12:33 AM

Wow, have I an update for you! Believe it or not, I was contacted by an anonymous member of Landover Baptist Church of good upstanding character. She felt a little oppressed by her husband and fantasized about liberating herself. So My'Shelle and I took a flight out to Freehold and met this woman...let's call her Madame Z (I am X, My'Shelle is Y, she is Z). Now Madame Z was a lovely white lady which would make the perfect creamy filling of our interracial lesbian sex sandwich.

Without getting too graphic, the weekend was an orgy of exploration, experimentation, and some pain. My'Shelle and I delved into our favorite fantasy of Reverse Slavery where we are the slavemasters and the white woman is our slave. We had her tied up, bound and gagged, whipped, hung up by chains, spanked, tickled, urinated upon, and My'Shelle even gave this woman a "Cleveland Steamer".

What is wonderful is this lady is someone you'd never suspect. I'll leave it to your little church to gossip and speculate on who Madame Z might be. It just thrills me to know that deep down in the hearts of your "Godly" church, you have dirty sexual freaks that walk amongst you...and you have no idea of their identity.

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 09-12-2009, 01:10 AM

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Wow, have I an update for you! Believe it or not, I was contacted by an anonymous member of Landover Baptist Church of good upstanding character.
So Cookie actually went through with the Ladies of Landover hazing ritual?

That's supposed to be a JOKE!


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