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Default Praise Jesus! - 09-13-2006, 07:48 PM

Jeremiah 31:31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:

This verse seems appropriate.

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Default 09-13-2006, 08:11 PM

Verily, Brother V, we have come into the land whither God hast sent us, and surely it floweth with milk and honey.


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Mat 25:34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

Shout glory!
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Thumbs up 09-13-2006, 08:41 PM

Why, I'm so overjoyed to see that the forum has returned... Only my timing in becoming a new member wasn't very good, but at least I was able to get registered without any trouble this time around.

Now I wonder how soon those secular heathens will register here, then attempt to force me onto the road to damnation? My only complaint was that the last forum went down before I could type up my biggest issue with $cientologists.
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Jeremiah 31:31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:

This verse seems appropriate.

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Default 09-13-2006, 08:49 PM

Clearly like the Israelites of old God had lead His chosen elect to a new Promised Land! PRAISE!

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Prrrrrrraise!

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Default Glory! - 09-13-2006, 11:16 PM

PRAISE HIM!!!!!

I have made it to the Land of Milk and Honey!
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mmmmmm....milk and honey. yummy!


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GLORY to the HIGHEST!
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Default 09-14-2006, 12:32 AM

Praise His Sweet Blood! Thank you Jesus for providing me with a new, improved opportunity to rebuke unsaved heathen scum.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Praise His Sweet Blood! Thank you Jesus for providing me with a new, improved opportunity to rebuke unsaved heathen scum.
Praise His holy name that He has given us a new opportunity to preach the Holy Scripture.

All of it.


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Praise Him!
Let us pray this holy forum will be blessed.

"Look down from thy holy habitation, from heaven, and bless thy people Israel, and the land which thou hast given us, as thou swarest unto our fathers, a land that floweth with milk and honey."
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Praise Him!
Let us pray this holy forum will be blessed.

That's one thing our Heavenly Forum will never have to do.
We are already at the top of God's listing for his 100 favourite Websites.


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Deuteronomy 7:14
Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle.



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That's one thing our Heavenly Forum will never have to do.
We are already at the top of God's listing for his 100 favourite Websites.


Numbers 23:20
Behold, I have received commandment to bless: and he hath blessed; and I cannot reverse it.

Numbers 24:9
He couched, he lay down as a lion, and as a great lion: who shall stir him up? Blessed is he that blesseth thee, and cursed is he that curseth thee.

Deuteronomy 7:14
Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle.

Yes, you're right. We don't have to, or need to do it, but there is nothing wrong with praying anyways, is it?

After all, the holy KJV1611 says we must pray, and pray all the time:

"Pray without ceasing."
1 Thessalonians 5:17

Praise!


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default 09-14-2006, 10:24 PM

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Yes, you're right. We don't have to, or need to do it, but there is nothing wrong with praying anyways, is it?

After all, the holy KJV1611 says we must pray, and pray all the time:

"Pray without ceasing."
1 Thessalonians 5:17

Praise!
You know, Salvation Seeker, for unsaved Trash you seem to be doing reasonable well.
Others would do well to follow your path.

Praise



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Default 09-14-2006, 10:33 PM

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You know, Salvation Seeker, for unsaved Trash you seem to be doing reasonable well.
Others would do well to follow your path.

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Thank you, Sister.

And although you may not remember me, I were on the old forum before the servers were attacked by demons.. Were I had a more appropriate title.

I atleast hope that I am not really unsaved trash again.

In any case, I will submit to Jesus will! Praise!


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default 09-15-2006, 02:08 PM

Yes, I remember you, especially the "turn or burn" sig. Welcome back SS!

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