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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 03:46 AM
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True Christian™ Beauty Queen
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Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 03:51 AM
Happy birthday, wonderful Brother Smyth! May the Lord blesseth you and loveth for another beautiful year of rejoicing in His Grace!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 04:05 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother in Christ!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 04:11 AM
Happy Birthday to one of my prize True Christian™ Youth Group graduates, and a powerful Prayer Warrior.
When Brother Zech drops to his knees, WATCH OUT!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 04:45 AM
Congratulation, Brother!
I know you are only hoping to die and start frolicking on the Heavenly pasture with Jesus but there are still many sinners in need of your prayers.
Matthew 5:12
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 04:55 AM
Thank you, my Saved Friends in Christ's Blood.
The only sad part for me is the Sun has circled the Earth 365 more times and Jesus still hasn't seen fit to call me home. Well, that and all the Messicans willing to do cabinetry for nothing.
YiC,
Zech
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With faith as immovable as the Earth
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Posts: 4,779
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Body in England but HEART IN FREEHOLD!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 07:41 AM
Zechariah, as you point out, the Sun has circled us 365 times and this shows how He is in full control. He even increases it by 1 in a leap year. I'd love to see an atheist explain that away.
Happy Birthday Brother. It won't be long now before we all meet Jesus in the clouds. I can't wait to see the look on the faces of the 'chaff' left behind. They only deny the God they all know exists so they can wallow in sin. One day soon they can pretend no more. GLORY!
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,776
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 08:08 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother Zechariah.
A Birthday Prayer
O God, You hold us in Your Blessed Hand. Look with favor, we beg You, on Your child and our Brother in Christ, Zechariah Smyth, as he begins his toil through yet another interminable year on Earth. Grant that he may continue to grow in Your Holy Wisdom and Grace, and strengthen his faith in Your Goodness until You call him to Your Holy Presence.
In Jesus Christ our Lord.
Amen!
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,158
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 03:41 PM
Have a very happy birthday, and may you stay young forever, Brother Zechariah!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Posts: 22,440
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-11-2014, 11:58 PM
All these birthdays are starting to annoy me. We need more funerals and less birthdays. We will have an eternity in Heaven to celebrate our diedays.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Posts: 9,984
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Zechariah Smyth -
09-14-2014, 06:25 PM
Brother Zech, I really wanted to praise you on your birthday, but Pastor Zeke advised me not to.
I've never known Pastor Zeke to accept one ounce of praise for himself. The last time I tried to get on my knees and praise him vigorously, he became quite agitated and said, "You really shouldn't be doing this. All glory should be given to Jesus!"
Boy, was he worked up!
Perhaps we can find some way of celebrating your birthday that does not deprive Jesus of his due.
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