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Default Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 07:08 PM


It's not a coincidence this young man looks like the devil. Among other bad sins, he has dyed his hair.

Are you one of those people who dyes your hair in an attempt to look more beautiful, or perhaps cover gray hair?
If you answer yes to that question, it was perhaps time to stop being so insufferable vain. Stop staring at yourself in the mirror, for the place you really ought to look at is in the King James Version of the Holy Bible.
Don't kid yourself believing that you're doing yourself any favours. God does not approve your sinful behavior.

Matthew 5:36
Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black"

Proverbs 16:31
Grey hair is a crown of splendour; it is attained by a righteous life.

Proverbs 20:29
The glory of young men is their strength, grey hair the splendour of the old.










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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 07:22 PM

All I can say is wait till his mother finds out what he has done. She is going to punish him severly, probably take away his video games. This just goes to show what happens when you do not read your KJV Bible.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 07:33 PM

I died my hair once, I liked it... but it too much work to keep it like that and when it grows you get it like half dyed and half not, so i grew it and cut it out...

Tell me, how do you know he looks like the devil...

If the popular assumption is correct and Satan is the fallen angel Lucifer, then he would infact be very beautiful, as it is said that Lucifer was one of the most beautiful of heavens angels, and there is nothing in the bible that says he changed form.

This man does not look beautiful.

even if that assumption is false, you still have no accurate knowledge of what Satan truly looks like.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 07:38 PM

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I died my hair once, I liked it... but it too much work to keep it like that and when it grows you get it like half dyed and half not, so i grew it and cut it out...

Tell me, how do you know he looks like the devil...

If the popular assumption is correct and Satan is the fallen angel Lucifer, then he would infact be very beautiful, as it is said that Lucifer was one of the most beautiful of heavens angels, and there is nothing in the bible that says he changed form.

This man does not look beautiful.

even if that assumption is false, you still have no accurate knowledge of what Satan truly looks like.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 07:44 PM

That is a photo of someone who is reaching out for attention. It's obvious that his parents failed him in his upbringing, or he wouldn't be an attention seeking demon-whore.

This fool seems to have tattoos of Itchy and Scratchy on his shoulders. What a maroon.


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Angry Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 07:49 PM

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I died my hair once, I liked it... but it too much work to keep it like that and when it grows you get it like half dyed and half not, so i grew it and cut it out...

Tell me, how do you know he looks like the devil...

If the popular assumption is correct and Satan is the fallen angel Lucifer, then he would infact be very beautiful, as it is said that Lucifer was one of the most beautiful of heavens angels, and there is nothing in the bible that says he changed form.

This man does not look beautiful.

even if that assumption is false, you still have no accurate knowledge of what Satan truly looks like.
Look pal, this is not a pick up site like Gays4Gays.com go 'cruise' someplace else!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 10:24 PM

GODLY thread Brother!

Only whores dye their hair or wear it in braids.

1 Timothy 2:9 (New King James Version)

9 in like manner also, that the women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with propriety and moderation, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly clothing.


I know there are a lot of whores out there who want to be blond like JESUS (and me) but if you dye your hair, you will go to HELL!




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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-20-2010, 11:03 PM

Warn a fellow brother Brothers before posting pics like this. I was having a nice glass of Jesus Juice when I clicked on this thread. As soon as I saw the attached mutant above I immediately sprayed my monitor/keyboard I was overcome with uncontrollable laughter.

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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-21-2010, 12:49 PM

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GODLY thread Brother!

Only whores die their hair or wear it in braids.

1 Timothy 2:9 (New King James Version)

9 in like manner also, that the women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with propriety and moderation, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly clothing.


I know there are a lot of whores out there who want to be blond like JESUS (and me) but if you dye your hair, you will go to HELL!
Dear BibleThumpinBlonde

Only the chosen ones are blessed with stunning blond hair like yours.
God clearly knows the different between real blondes and the sinners who wish to become one by dying their hair. And as you can see below, he will punish these whores for ignoring the scripture.






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Unhappy Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-29-2014, 02:34 PM

I am truly sadden by the reply's on this post. As a Christian I could not imagine calling someone who is unsaved scum. Before you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior weren't you what you like to refer to as scum? That is truly harsh and that person is underserving of that comment. God sees the wickedness of the heart and when you write something like that you are also professing what is in your heart. In order to bring the lost and unsaved to God you must go to them with a clean heart that is full of the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit will help you to find those people and plant the seed of God's word in their hearts. How can you give your church a title such as where the worthwhile worship, unsaved welcome and turn around and tell that one person that the bible tells us as Christians to avoid unsaved scum such as her/himself??? I have such a heavy heart from reading all the comments. My husband and I are Christians and are saved, does it make us wrong or horrible because he gives me permission to dye my hair or paint my nails? I'm not doing it so I can present myself to the world. I am doing it to please my husband. If it is sinful and I am choosing to listen to my husband as God commands the wife to do then it is completely on my husband. I am filled with the Holy Spirit and when I have thought about doing something that is wrong I feel the conviction immediately, but in this case dying the hair or painting the nails, as long as they are not extravagant colors (neon, bright pink, green, yellow, or blue) is not wrong nor sinful. God does not judge based on outward appearances, He looks at the condition of the heart. You need to take some time to look upon your heart and what is in it. It is easy in this day and age to allow hateful feeling guide what we say and do. Take time to meditate on God's word and allow Him to fill you with His soul cleansing Holy Spirit and repent of what you said to that poster. I will be praying for you brothers and sisters in the Lord.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-29-2014, 02:53 PM

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I am truly sadden by the reply's on this post. As a Christian I could not imagine calling someone who is unsaved scum.
As a Christian, you should know the LORD calls them much worse (Isaiah 64:6).

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God sees the wickedness of the heart and when you write something like that you are also professing what is in your heart.
Don't be silly. When we write something like that, we are simply repeating the LORD's Own Words. If you don't like His Opinion, take it up with Him.

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In order to bring the lost and unsaved to God you must go to them with a clean heart that is full of the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit will help you to find those people and plant the seed of God's word in their hearts.
And we do! I was unsaved when I first came here, but hearing the Word of the LORD uncensored and uncut allowed the Holy Ghost to penetrate me, break through my defenses, and chip away at any ungodly logical and rational thought.

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How can you give your church a title such as where the worthwhile worship, unsaved welcome and turn around and tell that one person that the bible tells us as Christians to avoid unsaved scum such as her/himself??? I have such a heavy heart from reading all the comments.
Because dear, we are commanded by the Lord God Almighty Himself to do just so (Matthew 28:16-20)!

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My husband and I are Christians and are saved, does it make us wrong or horrible because he gives me permission to dye my hair or paint my nails? I'm not doing it so I can present myself to the world. I am doing it to please my husband. If it is sinful and I am choosing to listen to my husband as God commands the wife to do then it is completely on my husband. I am filled with the Holy Spirit and when I have thought about doing something that is wrong I feel the conviction immediately, but in this case dying the hair or painting the nails, as long as they are not extravagant colors (neon, bright pink, green, yellow, or blue) is not wrong nor sinful.
If your convictions are not in line with God's Word, they are not to be trusted. The devil is deceiving you (Jeremiah 17:9). It is not the Holy Spirit filling you, it is pride. Shame on you for uttering such blasphemy! You really think you know better than God Himself what He wants for you?

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God does not judge based on outward appearances, He looks at the condition of the heart. You need to take some time to look upon your heart and what is in it. It is easy in this day and age to allow hateful feeling guide what we say and do. Take time to meditate on God's word and allow Him to fill you with His soul cleansing Holy Spirit and repent of what you said to that poster. I will be praying for you brothers and sisters in the Lord.
Considering you're no clearer on what the Bible actually says than any atheist, your advice is not welcome here.


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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-29-2014, 03:01 PM

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I am truly sadden by the reply's on this post.
Hello, sweetie, and welcome to this Godly forum. Would you mind making an introductory post in the Introduction Forum, so that we can get to know you better?

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As a Christian I could not imagine calling someone who is unsaved scum. Before you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior weren't you what you like to refer to as scum? That is truly harsh and that person is underserving of that comment.
I understand what you're saying, dear. Do you think it would be better if we called sinners as did - "vipers," "dogs," and "swine?"

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God sees the wickedness of the heart and when you write something like that you are also professing what is in your heart. In order to bring the lost and unsaved to God you must go to them with a clean heart that is full of the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit will help you to find those people and plant the seed of God's word in their hearts. How can you give your church a title such as where the worthwhile worship, unsaved welcome and turn around and tell that one person that the bible tells us as Christians to avoid unsaved scum such as her/himself??? I have such a heavy heart from reading all the comments. My husband and I are Christians and are saved, does it make us wrong or horrible because he gives me permission to dye my hair or paint my nails?
Have you ever read the Bible, dear?

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;


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I'm not doing it so I can present myself to the world. I am doing it to please my husband. If it is sinful and I am choosing to listen to my husband as God commands the wife to do then it is completely on my husband.
You are right. Seems like your husband is leading you to Hell, and there is nothing you can do about it.

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I am filled with the Holy Spirit and when I have thought about doing something that is wrong I feel the conviction immediately, but in this case dying the hair or painting the nails, as long as they are not extravagant colors (neon, bright pink, green, yellow, or blue) is not wrong nor sinful. God does not judge based on outward appearances, He looks at the condition of the heart. You need to take some time to look upon your heart and what is in it. It is easy in this day and age to allow hateful feeling guide what we say and do. Take time to meditate on God's word and allow Him to fill you with His soul cleansing Holy Spirit and repent of what you said to that poster. I will be praying for you brothers and sisters in the Lord.
I'll be praying for your husband, dear. I hope he repents and allows you to follow the Holy Bible!
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-29-2014, 03:10 PM

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.... but in this case dying the hair or painting the nails, as long as they are not extravagant colors (neon, bright pink, green, yellow, or blue) is not wrong nor sinful.
I don't think there's a Bible verse which says anything about some colors being okay and others not. Did you make this particular rule up? If not, where did it come from?


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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-30-2014, 06:05 PM

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I am truly sadden by the reply's on this post. As a Christian I could not imagine calling someone who is unsaved scum. Before you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior weren't you what you like to refer to as scum? That is truly harsh and that person is underserving of that comment. God sees the wickedness of the heart and when you write something like that you are also professing what is in your heart. In order to bring the lost and unsaved to God you must go to them with a clean heart that is full of the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit will help you to find those people and plant the seed of God's word in their hearts. How can you give your church a title such as where the worthwhile worship, unsaved welcome and turn around and tell that one person that the bible tells us as Christians to avoid unsaved scum such as her/himself??? I have such a heavy heart from reading all the comments. My husband and I are Christians and are saved, does it make us wrong or horrible because he gives me permission to dye my hair or paint my nails? I'm not doing it so I can present myself to the world. I am doing it to please my husband. If it is sinful and I am choosing to listen to my husband as God commands the wife to do then it is completely on my husband. I am filled with the Holy Spirit and when I have thought about doing something that is wrong I feel the conviction immediately, but in this case dying the hair or painting the nails, as long as they are not extravagant colors (neon, bright pink, green, yellow, or blue) is not wrong nor sinful.
What an outlandish claim. Please post scripture to support it. What about glittery nail varnish, is that in or out? What about outlandish colour combinations?


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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-30-2014, 09:47 PM

I dyed my hair. From brown to red to blonde! Looks pretty good in my opinion. However, I do respect your opinion. I also understand how you might find it offensive to your God whom granted you your original hair color.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 09-30-2014, 09:48 PM

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I do respect your opinion
Of course you do. It's flawless.


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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 10-01-2014, 04:08 AM

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...he gives me permission to dye my hair or paint my nails...I am choosing to listen to my husband as God commands the wife to do...
Wait, is this his idea, or yours? Because "permission" sounds like a response to a request you made. Whereas "listening to my husband" sounds like an order he came up with.

Do you have a job outside the home to pay for your dye pots and fingernail polishers? Because otherwise that is money that should be going toward making your husband and children safe, serene and comfortable.

I am truly glad you found us, and I look forward to the day I may call you Sister In Christ : )

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I dyed my hair. From brown to red to blonde! Looks pretty good in my opinion. However, I do respect your opinion. I also understand how you might find it offensive to your God whom granted you your original hair color.
Why would anyone dye there hair ginger?

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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 10-01-2014, 12:16 PM

This post does not give you women an excuse to let yourselves go! I don't want to have to look at a bunch of wrinkled old grey hairs walking around.


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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 03-30-2016, 03:30 AM

I have blue hair as of yesterday...I've wanted to do it for years, and I'm incredibly happy with the results. I didn't do it for any "vain reasons, or to try to "look attractive". I did it because I enjoy having blue hair, that is all.
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